For all intents and purposes, let's say before, hm?
Then Zac Efron walked up to Lari and bitch-slapped her. "I hate clumsy, screaming fangirls," he muttered under his breath as he walked away.
Lari watched Zac's retreating form, then up at Jasper, then back at Zac.
"OI! WAIT UP!" she called after Zac.
"Yes?"
Lari promptly kicked him in the shins. "That's for bitch slapping me!"
After this act of violence, Lari then walked back to Jasper.
"Hi, I'm Lari Norris," she said as she extended her hand. "And I don't fall from the sky often."
"Hi, I'm Jasper," he replied coolly, shaking Lari's hand.
"Right..." Lari was unusually quiet for a few seconds, processing her situation.
Let's see...I fell out of sky, cute guy caught me...it must be Dad aka Chuck Norris aka God, she concluded in her head.
"Um..." Jasper took his hand back from Lari, who was still engrossed in thought.
"Oh, sorry. Sometimes I space out...frequently," she admitted. "So why did you decide to save me? I'm a complete stranger to you."
"I just don't like seeing people get hurt," he shrugged.
"Wait...when I was falling, you were over there," she motioned to a spot six yards away, where a group of Twilight vampires were standing. Then the realization came. "Oh...right."
This was when Alice Cullen decided to show up.
"You're REAL?" Lari's eyes widened.
"Yes, I am, step away from the Jasper before someone gets hurt," Alice smiled sweetly.
Run away, Lari! she thought.
No, don't! Bitch fight her, girl! her rebellious side commanded.
So, what shall Lari do?
Will she:
A. Bitch fight Alice for Jasper?
B. Walk away?
or
C. -insert your response here-?
Nefnee: Niceee. I vote A. <---only in this post because she can't get on this site. So she magically AIM votes. XD
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Lari:...I need at least one Lari/Jasper quote in my siggie. Then I'll be totally happy with it.
Emi: He's sane. I don't think that you'll get something awesome out of him.
Lari: I could try, can't I?
Lari: The only people the muffins fear is Queen Latifah.
Emi: They also worship Zac Efron for his awesome hair.