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AzurEmerald
Lari's New BFF XD
Number of posts: 794
Location: Waiting to take the burden off. It's always better to share things with another.
Registration date: 2008-10-04
 |  Subject: Re: Funny Quotes  12/8/2008, 5:39 pm | |
| Me: I'm bad with numbers. And the alphabet. Kevinin: Okay, how many hands am I holding up? *holds up five fingers* Me: Five? Kevinin: No. How many hands am I holding up? Me: Ohh..... Do feet count? Me: Do you want me to put another, less evil song from my iPod? Kevinin: Sure. Go ahead. Me: How about a song about Hell? Kevinin: No. ----- <em>AzurEmerald</em>- Darn it, really.
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DANGER: Prone to spontaneous bursts of anger and bile. Also prone to saccharine-filled moments. Carry water and insulin.
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Yeti
Bearer of the Garnet Rod
Number of posts: 1890
Age: 17
Location: In a black hole
Registration date: 2008-09-26
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 12/8/2008, 5:42 pm | |
| Why does everything I do have to do with Sex?! CAuse you are you. |
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AzurEmerald
Lari's New BFF XD
Number of posts: 794
Location: Waiting to take the burden off. It's always better to share things with another.
Registration date: 2008-10-04
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 12/8/2008, 5:48 pm | |
| Teacher: Wait, wait. You can't just leave after telling me that you're going to get a zero on the homework tomorrow. Me: Sure I can. I did it with the french teacher a while ago. ----- <em>AzurEmerald</em>- And today's class bordered on sadism.
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DANGER: Prone to spontaneous bursts of anger and bile. Also prone to saccharine-filled moments. Carry water and insulin.
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Yeti
Bearer of the Garnet Rod
Number of posts: 1890
Age: 17
Location: In a black hole
Registration date: 2008-09-26
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 12/8/2008, 7:31 pm | |
| Apparently taking a shower in florida in the nude is against the law. |
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Nefnee
Nefnee's New BFF
Number of posts: 1532
Age: 16
Location: check your closet
Registration date: 2008-05-08
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 12/8/2008, 9:20 pm | |
| madre: I smell French fries c: (who had fries for dinner) ...........sorry me: .... heh heh ITS A FRITO-LAY FACTORY!!!! _________________  |
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AzurEmerald
Lari's New BFF XD
Number of posts: 794
Location: Waiting to take the burden off. It's always better to share things with another.
Registration date: 2008-10-04
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 12/8/2008, 11:40 pm | |
| (10:26:05 PM) videohead321: And my homework never got done. (10:26:05 PM) alex180193: And me. (10:26:12 PM) alex180193: How come it never got done, Nicki? (10:26:24 PM) videohead321: I got distracted ricky (10:27:26 PM) alex180193: If yours is Nicki, mine is Ricki. And go do it! Go do it until your penis falls off! ...Oh, wait. Wrong kind of doing it. Never mind. (10:28:54 PM) videohead321: What..? (10:30:22 PM) alex180193: Exactly! ---- <em>AzurEmerald</em>- Do it.
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DANGER: Prone to spontaneous bursts of anger and bile. Also prone to saccharine-filled moments. Carry water and insulin.
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Yeti
Bearer of the Garnet Rod
Number of posts: 1890
Age: 17
Location: In a black hole
Registration date: 2008-09-26
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 12/9/2008, 11:22 am | |
| are you serious? Are you ready for this? *begins to party boy* |
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Laney-Spoon
The awesome kinda nerd
Number of posts: 117
Age: 16
Location: Right Here
Registration date: 2008-06-03
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 12/10/2008, 9:55 am | |
| Me: Hey, guys! Did you know that whales skeet out up to 2 tons of skeet per sex? Now we know why the sea is so salty! All at table: LOLS Becca: Yes! *hugs* |
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Nefnee
Nefnee's New BFF
Number of posts: 1532
Age: 16
Location: check your closet
Registration date: 2008-05-08
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 12/10/2008, 9:57 am | |
| "My fun fact of the day: Dolphins are the only other creatures other than humans that have sex for fun." _________________ |
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Yeti
Bearer of the Garnet Rod
Number of posts: 1890
Age: 17
Location: In a black hole
Registration date: 2008-09-26
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 12/10/2008, 9:57 am | |
| You have 69 posts! *at time of posting Laney had 69 posts* She just blanked out between each event and all she can remember is the sex parts. |
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Nefnee
Nefnee's New BFF
Number of posts: 1532
Age: 16
Location: check your closet
Registration date: 2008-05-08
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 12/10/2008, 9:59 am | |
| *passing eachother in the band room* Me: Game Jew: G- fuck! _________________ |
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Yeti
Bearer of the Garnet Rod
Number of posts: 1890
Age: 17
Location: In a black hole
Registration date: 2008-09-26
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 12/10/2008, 10:00 am | |
| No.. no.. just just no. Where did my dickie go? Oh in my pants.. |
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Nefnee
Nefnee's New BFF
Number of posts: 1532
Age: 16
Location: check your closet
Registration date: 2008-05-08
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 12/10/2008, 10:04 am | |
| Eric, your dickie is sticking out! _________________ |
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Yeti
Bearer of the Garnet Rod
Number of posts: 1890
Age: 17
Location: In a black hole
Registration date: 2008-09-26
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 12/10/2008, 10:05 am | |
| put your hands in your dickie.. and no the other one. Guys: *cracking up* |
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Nefnee
Nefnee's New BFF
Number of posts: 1532
Age: 16
Location: check your closet
Registration date: 2008-05-08
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 12/11/2008, 11:06 pm | |
| Me: whoa where did these bruises on my knees come from?! Me: oh i remember... _________________ |
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