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Nefnee
Nefnee's New BFF
Number of posts: 1532
Age: 16
Location: check your closet
Registration date: 2008-05-08
 |  Subject: Funny Quotes  10/10/2008, 8:47 pm | |
| Post funny quotes. Anything from single sentences to full conversations to instant messages. Just now on the phone:Lari: ...hold an intervent- Nefnee: EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! _________________  |
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AzurEmerald
Lari's New BFF XD
Number of posts: 794
Location: Waiting to take the burden off. It's always better to share things with another.
Registration date: 2008-10-04
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/10/2008, 9:24 pm | |
| In Chemistry class: Student: May I [stupid question...] Teacher: No Student: It's because I'm Latino, isn't it? Teacher: Yes. And because you like to touch yourself. -*-*-*- <em>AzurEmerald</em>- I like my Chem teacher so much!
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DANGER: Prone to spontaneous bursts of anger and bile. Also prone to saccharine-filled moments. Carry water and insulin.
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Kevinin
The awesome kinda nerd
Number of posts: 104
Age: 16
Location: In my Emo corner....being emo
Registration date: 2008-06-28
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/11/2008, 8:52 am | |
| Teacher: Where is your Homework?
Student: My friend's Bunny ate it...
Teacher: Like I havent heard that one before. Seriously first your dog, then your cat, then your girbil, and now your friend's Bunny, whats next your uncles Iguana?
Student (Thinking to him self): Good Idea I will try that in my next class...
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I will give you my heart ......(litterally).........if you have the time to spare.....
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Or perhaps i will just stay in my Emo Corner.....
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Charli
Fire Breathing Rubber Ducky of Awesomness
Number of posts: 667
Age: 17
Location: my pic reminds me of Baker
Registration date: 2008-06-12
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/11/2008, 7:56 pm | |
| Teacher: Guys! Stop making out!
Me: (thinking) She's joking. The guys are homophobes. They wouldn't make out.
Sharpie: OMG, real life yaoi!
Me: (thinking) My god, they're actually kissing?! Do I turn around?! I don't want to see them kissing!
Sharpie: Ah, Sara, you missed it.
Me: (thinking) Dang...
Gotta love my Chemistry class... |
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Yeti
Bearer of the Garnet Rod
Number of posts: 1890
Age: 17
Location: In a black hole
Registration date: 2008-09-26
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/11/2008, 8:14 pm | |
| *Bashes Charli over the head with empty pepsi bottle* Charli: CRACK PEPSI! (and repeat about four times or so) |
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Charli
Fire Breathing Rubber Ducky of Awesomness
Number of posts: 667
Age: 17
Location: my pic reminds me of Baker
Registration date: 2008-06-12
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/11/2008, 8:19 pm | |
| Also from the night of the Cultural Festival:
Guy to Girl: Hey, if you were a pirate, would you have your parrot on this shoulder *places hand on girl's closer shoulder* or this shoulder? *wraps arm around girl to place hand on girl's further shoulder*
I can't believe that line actually got me... |
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Yeti
Bearer of the Garnet Rod
Number of posts: 1890
Age: 17
Location: In a black hole
Registration date: 2008-09-26
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/11/2008, 8:26 pm | |
| Stop saying the M word! Mock mock mock mock mock mock mock |
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Charli
Fire Breathing Rubber Ducky of Awesomness
Number of posts: 667
Age: 17
Location: my pic reminds me of Baker
Registration date: 2008-06-12
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/11/2008, 8:33 pm | |
| Me: Guten Morgen.
Kevinin: I DON'T SPEAK HEBREW!
You will never live that down, Kevinin. |
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Nefnee
Nefnee's New BFF
Number of posts: 1532
Age: 16
Location: check your closet
Registration date: 2008-05-08
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/11/2008, 8:40 pm | |
| Instant MessagingMe (8:25:28 PM): heyheyhey Yeti (8:25:35 PM): Holy crap! Me (8:25:43 PM): what?! Yeti (8:26:53 PM): no idea _________________ |
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Yeti
Bearer of the Garnet Rod
Number of posts: 1890
Age: 17
Location: In a black hole
Registration date: 2008-09-26
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/11/2008, 8:48 pm | |
| nefnee (8:48:13 PM): we are the awesomest peoples ever yetisarge (8:48:25 PM): yes.. yes we are fearthetenebrae (8:48:26 PM): yes |
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Charli
Fire Breathing Rubber Ducky of Awesomness
Number of posts: 667
Age: 17
Location: my pic reminds me of Baker
Registration date: 2008-06-12
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/11/2008, 8:49 pm | |
| A friend of mine proving that he can't talk to girls: Hi, you're really pretty. I like your boobs. |
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Nefnee
Nefnee's New BFF
Number of posts: 1532
Age: 16
Location: check your closet
Registration date: 2008-05-08
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/11/2008, 8:55 pm | |
| A FRIEND OF YOURS?! _________________ |
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Yeti
Bearer of the Garnet Rod
Number of posts: 1890
Age: 17
Location: In a black hole
Registration date: 2008-09-26
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/11/2008, 8:56 pm | |
| Many of her friends actually. |
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Charli
Fire Breathing Rubber Ducky of Awesomness
Number of posts: 667
Age: 17
Location: my pic reminds me of Baker
Registration date: 2008-06-12
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/11/2008, 9:06 pm | |
| Well, I was thinking of one specific guy, but I suppose it does apply to several. |
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Nefnee
Nefnee's New BFF
Number of posts: 1532
Age: 16
Location: check your closet
Registration date: 2008-05-08
| | Subject: Re: Funny Quotes 10/11/2008, 11:37 pm | |
| "Kathryn" (11:22:08 PM): haha Iam typingb with my noooose! nefnee (11:22:16 PM): lemme try! nefnee (11:22:38 PM): 89qjmb too nefnee (11:22:48 PM): i got the too right "Kathryn" (11:22:58 PM): yes you did nefnee (11:23:07 PM): how you hold shift with your nose nefnee (11:23:09 PM): cheater "Kathryn" (11:23:24 PM): .............I used my tounge........ nefnee (11:23:33 PM): OR YOU HAVE TOO NOSES! "Kathryn" (11:23:48 PM): If so one just happens to be wet and covered in spit nefnee (11:24:24 PM): that's what he said We are amazing... _________________ |
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