Epic Battle: Lari vs Curly

"OH NO!!" Lari screamed as she clung to a lightpost to stay in this dimension. "HELP ME!...I need a hero!" she sang, deciding that if she was gonna go out this way, she might as well sing a cool song.

"WHOOP A SURPRISE FANNING OF GHOSTBUSTERS FROM CURLY! IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR LARI! IT LOOKS AS IF CURLY MIGHT WIN THIS THING!" Nefnee blasted through the megaphone, glad that she had an audience to point it at.

Lari whimpered, still hanging on to her lightpost for dear life, or else Curly would win. And she couldn't have that happen...

"CURLY SWIPES THE SABER, GOING RIGHT THROUGH LARI'S GHOSTLY BODY, BUT NOT HURTING HER A BIT. THIS WILL BE AN INTERESTING ROUND, PEOPLE," Nefnee yelled. "YOU IN THE STANDS, STOP BEATING UP ON HER LIFELESS CORPSE!"

And then with one last whimper, Lari let go nd let herself get sucked into an alternate dimension! Oh snap!!

"I don't even know how many rounds this thing has. It could go on forever, you know?" Nefnee turned back to the crowd. "ANOTHER WIN FOR CURLY!!! AND HALF THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!!"
The little peoples on Curly's side forgot all about poor Lari's lifeless corpse, letting it slide down the steps and plop next to Nefnee.
"HARRY!!!" Nefnee cried. Suddenly, Harry Potter appeared behind her with a pop.
"WHAT, BITCH?!" he snapped.
"DON'T YOU BITCH ME, WITCH!" Nefnee replied.
"DO I LOOK LIKE A GIRL TO YOU?!"
"..."
"WHAT, BITCH?!"
Nefnee pointed to Lari's corpse.

Lari the Ghostie woke up, safe in...Curly's bed? Lari, confuzzled, went to go look in the mirror...and screamed, for she looked just like Curly. "What do I do?" Lari thought frantically, then decided to go to the fight arena where she died. "Hello?" she called out nervously.

Larly was greeted by an emo-looking Charli.
"Rawrz, Curly. What's that face?"
"What happened to you, Charli?!" Lari cried.
"SHUT UP, DAMMIT!"
Suddenly, Larly was pounced by a wolf.
"CURLY!" Nefnee screamed as she wagged her tail. "Pet me!"

"I'm not Curly, I'm Lari!" Lari wailed as Curly, who now looked like Lari, walked in with Jasper.
"Get away from my man!" Lari growled as she lunged for Curly, but was held back by Charli and Nefnee. "Lemme at her!"
Then Alfonzo showed up. "Like, hey Curly," he said as he attempted to kiss Lari. "Ickk! No, I dunn like you like that!" Lari protested vehemently to Alfonzo's advances. "I just wanna be myself again!" Lari wailed some more.

Suddenly, with a whoosh, Lari was back home, in her own, live, but still corpse-like, body.
"LARI BERRI!!!" Nefnee wailed as she glomped her. "I owe you one," she told Harry.
"That you do," he replied as he apparated away.

"NO! I'm gonna figure a way out myself!!" Lari cried as she snapped her fingers, transporting everyone back to the alternate dimension.

"OMG I'm SHEMP!!!!" Nefnee screamed as she chased her tail.
"Now how do you plan on getting us outta here?" Charli asked boredly.

"I'll prove I'm really Lari!" Lari-who-looked-like-Curly said happily. Everyone stared at her blankly. She continued, "I know that...that..."
"What?" everyone was in suspense.
"LARI IS SECRETLY...OBSESSED WITH PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!" Lari-who-looked-like Curly yelled. "Does that prove anything?"

"Not really" said the Curly-who-looks-like-Lari, "Even I knew that. so can we get out of here if I prove I'm really curly?"
"um I guess that would work" said NefNee-who-looked-like-shemp
"okay, I like- SHINY" she takled NefNee who looks like shemp after catching sight of her shiny dog tag.

"No, I'm really Lari!" Lari cried. "I know that...my boyfriend's name is Gerard!"
"Whaaaaaaaaat?" everyone stared shocked at her.
"Really!" she nodded.

Kat whistled at Nefnee-who-we-thought/think-is-Shemp
"Shemp! Come here! Bad dog, glomping people in the middle of a crisis."

"Did I prove I'm Lari?" Lari-who-looked-like-Curly asked everyone.

"I really don't think so Lari...Curly..."

"Aw man!" LWLLC groaned. "What do I have to say to prove it?"

"God dammit, I'm Nefnee!" Nefnee/Shemp cried. "Want me to prove that?!"

"Ahem... HARRY!!!!!" Nefnee/Shemp yelled... but nothing happened...
"HARRY!!!!!!!!!" Still nothing. "Dammit."

"Wait," said Kat, "Why is it that I'm here, but not there? I mean, like, why am I in this other dimension but not the other one?"