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PostSubject: Re: Ask Dr. Lari   10/21/2008, 11:17 am

Dear Dr. Lari,

Why is our daddeh goin' to Texas?
and why ish my brother (J) so lame?
and how is that you are my sistah, but also my cousin and J ish my brothah?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Dr. Lari   10/21/2008, 3:15 pm

Kat wrote:
Dear Dr. Lari,

Why is our daddeh goin' to Texas?
and why ish my brother (J) so lame?
and how is that you are my sistah, but also my cousin and J ish my brothah?
Dear Kat,
Because he is actually a Smurf, and heading to a little person convention.
Because he's not really your brother, he's your grampa twice removed.
Because I'm actually two people. It's pretty cool.

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PostSubject: Re: Ask Dr. Lari   10/21/2008, 6:56 pm

Dear Dr. Lari,

Can I see you and Dr. Phil fight with chainsaws?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Dr. Lari   10/22/2008, 10:38 pm

Dear Dr. Lari,

Why is it we have like three advice threads when we could just have one where anyone who knows the answer could just answer the bloody question for the person?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Dr. Lari   10/23/2008, 10:08 am

Dear Dr. Lari,

I agree with Yeti too much. Much more than with you. Why don't we act like twinnies enough? (I have purple hair!) Brown eyed bitch. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Ask Dr. Lari   10/23/2008, 3:22 pm

Chaos Hunter wrote:
Dear Dr. Lari,

Can I see you and Dr. Phil fight with chainsaws?

Dear Anna,
Hell to the yeah! Stop by my lair Saturday night, that's when we have our weekly fights to the death.

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PostSubject: Re: Ask Dr. Lari   10/23/2008, 3:24 pm

Yeti wrote:
Dear Dr. Lari,

Why is it we have like three advice threads when we could just have one where anyone who knows the answer could just answer the bloody question for the person?

Dear Yeti,
Because advice threads make me happy. When I'm happy, God resurrects a kitten that was killed by initially talking about killing kittens.

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Lari: The only people the muffins fear is Queen Latifah.
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Dr. Lari   10/23/2008, 3:26 pm

Some Bitch wrote:
Dear Dr. Lari,

I agree with Yeti too much. Much more than with you. Why don't we act like twinnies enough? (I have purple hair!) Brown eyed bitch. Razz

Dear Bitch,
You are a blue eyed whore. I love you. XD And brunettes have more fun, you purple haired freak. And WE HAVE A SECRET HANDSHAKE, HOW CAN YOU GET MORE TWINNISHLY THAN THAT?

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Emi: He's sane. I don't think that you'll get something awesome out of him.
Lari: I could try, can't I?

Lari: The only people the muffins fear is Queen Latifah.
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PostSubject: HEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!   10/28/2008, 3:32 pm

Dear Dr. Lari,
My landlord is a complete slob and she just shoves everything under her bed and makes me feel uncomfortable. So I moved out to her dresser. But now I decided I don't like the smell of her moldy feet. So should I move to her underwear drawer, a different drawer, or should I just move out of her damn house?

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PostSubject: Re: Ask Dr. Lari   10/28/2008, 3:35 pm

ghostie13 wrote:
Dear Dr. Lari,
My landlord is a complete slob and she just shoves everything under her bed and makes me feel uncomfortable. So I moved out to her dresser. But now I decided I don't like the smell of her moldy feet. So should I move to her underwear drawer, a different drawer, or should I just move out of her damn house?

Hearts,
Ghostie

Dear Ghosti,
Your landlord's feet are not moldy, and I, uh, she, stopped that shoving stuff under the bed habit! And don't move into the underwear drawer! You'll get scarred for afterlife! Stay in her house! It'll be boring without you! -cries-

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Emi: He's sane. I don't think that you'll get something awesome out of him.
Lari: I could try, can't I?

Lari: The only people the muffins fear is Queen Latifah.
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PostSubject: Dr. "LARI"   10/28/2008, 3:41 pm

Dear Dr. "LARI",
Excuse me, but do you know what the hell it's like living in this girl's house? IT IS WORSE THAN DYING SLOWLY. Seriously. I'd rather be stabbed in the eye with a really hot french fry! I would rather have a yeast infection. I would rather have my toenails eaten by a hedgehog. I would...
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Dr. Lari   10/28/2008, 3:45 pm

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Dear Dr. "LARI",
Excuse me, but do you know what the hell it's like living in this girl's house? IT IS WORSE THAN DYING SLOWLY. Seriously. I'd rather be stabbed in the eye with a really hot french fry! I would rather have a yeast infection. I would rather have my toenails eaten by a hedgehog. I would...

Dear Ghostie,
OI! -glares- What's so bad about it?

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Lari:...I need at least one Lari/Jasper quote in my siggie. Then I'll be totally happy with it.
Emi: He's sane. I don't think that you'll get something awesome out of him.
Lari: I could try, can't I?

Lari: The only people the muffins fear is Queen Latifah.
Emi: They also worship Zac Efron for his awesome hair.
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PostSubject: Campbell's   10/28/2008, 3:49 pm

Dear So-Called-DR. LARI,
You obviously got your license from a soup can.
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Dr. Lari   10/28/2008, 11:17 pm

ghostie13 wrote:
Dear So-Called-DR. LARI,
You obviously got your license from a soup can.

You know, I like this one.

She likes to make you cry!
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- We need more people to start doing that....

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PostSubject: Re: Ask Dr. Lari   10/30/2008, 3:15 pm

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ghostie13 wrote:
Dear So-Called-DR. LARI,
You obviously got your license from a soup can.

You know, I like this one.

She likes to make you cry!
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- We need more people to start doing that....

Dear Ghosti,
No, as I said previously, I went to the University of None of Your Damn Business.

Dear Em,
Shut up, I'm not going to cry! Golly gee willikers! -runs away crying-

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Emi: He's sane. I don't think that you'll get something awesome out of him.
Lari: I could try, can't I?

Lari: The only people the muffins fear is Queen Latifah.
Emi: They also worship Zac Efron for his awesome hair.
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Dr. Lari   10/30/2008, 10:08 pm

Dear Dr Lari,


Exactly why do you bother to continue this ask thread? Also does murder amuse you?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Dr. Lari   11/3/2008, 9:19 pm

Yeti wrote:
Dear Dr Lari,


Exactly why do you bother to continue this ask thread? Also does murder amuse you?

Dear Yeti,
Because I have no life. And murder does amuse me, why do you ask?

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Emi: He's sane. I don't think that you'll get something awesome out of him.
Lari: I could try, can't I?

Lari: The only people the muffins fear is Queen Latifah.
Emi: They also worship Zac Efron for his awesome hair.
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Dr. Lari   11/4/2008, 1:11 am

Dear Lari,
Why is it one moment I'm loved and the next everyone is mad at me? Is everyone in the school pregnant?

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PostSubject: Re: Ask Dr. Lari   11/4/2008, 7:17 pm

Dear Dr. Lari,

Is it ethical to answer a question with a question in your own ask Dr. Lari topic?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Dr. Lari   11/5/2008, 4:29 pm

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Dear Lari,
Why is it one moment I'm loved and the next everyone is mad at me? Is everyone in the school pregnant?

Dear Nefnee,
Because you're that awesome. Like socks. And no, Shemp's not preggers, then again, he impregnates everyone else. Razz

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Emi: He's sane. I don't think that you'll get something awesome out of him.
Lari: I could try, can't I?

Lari: The only people the muffins fear is Queen Latifah.
Emi: They also worship Zac Efron for his awesome hair.
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Dr. Lari   11/5/2008, 4:30 pm

Yeti wrote:
Dear Dr. Lari,

Is it ethical to answer a question with a question in your own ask Dr. Lari topic?

Dear Yeti,
Can apple pie scuba? That is your answer. Hope that helps.

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Emi: He's sane. I don't think that you'll get something awesome out of him.
Lari: I could try, can't I?

Lari: The only people the muffins fear is Queen Latifah.
Emi: They also worship Zac Efron for his awesome hair.
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Dr. Lari   11/5/2008, 4:56 pm

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Dear Dr. Lari,
I'm going out with this REALLY awesome guy, but I forgot to break things off with my last boyfriend, who still thinks we're together. What do I do? I don't want to hurt anyone, and the first guy is coming back into my life after 5 months of estrangement, so I thought it was over, so I went out with the second guy. Please help me!

Anonymous

Dear Anonyomous,
Break up with the first guy. Just do it. I'll do it for you. Seriously, do not let this guy be led on by you. Do it kindly but firmly. I hope that helps.

Love, Lari

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Emi: He's sane. I don't think that you'll get something awesome out of him.
Lari: I could try, can't I?

Lari: The only people the muffins fear is Queen Latifah.
Emi: They also worship Zac Efron for his awesome hair.
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Dr. Lari   11/5/2008, 6:31 pm

Dear Dr Lari,

One will murder ever cease to amuse you? And two what the hell do you tell the friend of your girlfriend when you are crushing on her and really don't want to ruin your friendship but can't help but flirt with that person?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Dr. Lari   11/6/2008, 4:14 pm

Yeti wrote:
Dear Dr Lari,

One will murder ever cease to amuse you? And two what the hell do you tell the friend of your girlfriend when you are crushing on her and really don't want to ruin your friendship but can't help but flirt with that person?

Dear Yeti,
1. No, especially if there's cool sound effects involved. Murder will always amuse me.
2. You just look, but you don't touch. And do you like your girlfriend more than this other chick?

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PostSubject: Re: Ask Dr. Lari   11/24/2008, 10:25 pm

Dear Dr. Lari,

No I do not like this person more then my girlfriend. Secondly my question to you is What happened to your random craziness and will you ever get it back?
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