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Yeti
Bearer of the Garnet Rod
Yeti


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes - Page 6 Icon_minitime12/5/2008, 7:59 pm

You know she is just going to make a cult for boobage one day?

Possibly
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AzurEmerald
Lari's New BFF XD



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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes - Page 6 Icon_minitime12/6/2008, 12:06 am

*burp*
Charli: purple

Me: *pause*

Nef: You lost. Now you have to make a sex noise.

*Glomps Charli*
Me [in a deep, sexy voice]: You know you want it, baby

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Me: *deep grunt*

Nef: *light grunt*

Me: *grunt* A little to the left. A little to the left

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Nef: That was totally not gay

Me: I know. It was bi at most.

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Dominique is staring at us

Me: What? We can't self pleasure ourselves in public anymore?

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Me: At least I'm not making you visualize me in the shower

*Charli and Nef recoil*

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Charli (paraphrased) : Leah's here. It's Tessa Molestation Week, but since she's not here, she molested me.

Me: Awesome. Did she take pictures?
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Nef: I'll be doing it with Nick Wright tonight.

Me: I'll be with Erin and Tessa. I win.

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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- It's Warmer in the Basement is the perfect example of misogyny in music....
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Laney-Spoon
The awesome kinda nerd
Laney-Spoon


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes - Page 6 Icon_minitime12/6/2008, 1:01 am

I got hit in the head with a banana!
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Stuff
Nefnee's New BFF
Stuff


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes - Page 6 Icon_minitime12/6/2008, 1:05 am

In band (paraphrased)
Yeti: You will be my headlock dummy *puts Nefnee in headlock* See? This is how you hold a headlock
Charli: It looks like you're gonna break her neck
Yeti: No if I were to break her neck I would hold her like this
Nefnee: O_o
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AzurEmerald
Lari's New BFF XD



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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes - Page 6 Icon_minitime12/6/2008, 6:47 pm

[@ 16:37:44; Saturday, 12-06-2008;] nefnee: makes me wonder... How is it possible?
[@ 16:38:03; Saturday, 12-06-2008;] Alex180193: To not have jeans?

I guess he only has khakis and leather pants.
[@ 16:38:28; Saturday, 12-06-2008;] nefnee: and shorts
[@ 16:38:42; Saturday, 12-06-2008;] Alex180193: And sweats
[@ 16:39:02; Saturday, 12-06-2008;] nefnee: and skirts
[@ 16:39:12; Saturday, 12-06-2008;] Alex180193: And thongs
[@ 16:39:43; Saturday, 12-06-2008;] nefnee: and tights, fishnets to be precise
[@ 16:39:55; Saturday, 12-06-2008;] Alex180193: Don't forget the spandex!
[@ 16:40:26; Saturday, 12-06-2008;] nefnee: and the heels
[@ 16:40:44; Saturday, 12-06-2008;] Alex180193: The lipstick and the powder too.
[@ 16:41:49; Saturday, 12-06-2008;] nefnee: a nice tank top...
[@ 16:42:12; Saturday, 12-06-2008;] Alex180193: Hmm..... I wonder if he's gonna get a boob job anytime soon.
[@ 16:43:43; Saturday, 12-06-2008;] *** "nefnee" signed off at Sat Dec 06 16:43:42 2008.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- If you're curious, we were talking 'bout Kevinin
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes - Page 6 Icon_minitime12/6/2008, 11:14 pm

(oh jeez, you put that convo up there?)

[20:30] me: hi
[20:31] richie: Hi~
[20:32] me: ^_^ squigglez
[20:35] richie: SQUIGGLEZZZ
[20:36] me: TIS SQUIGGLEYYYYY
[20:36] richie: EEEEEEEEEEK
[20:37] me: partay with the squigglez!!!
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Yeti
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I don't like NOVELS..
*few seconds later*
NOVELSS!!! NOVELS!!!!!!!!!!!!

*waits another min*

NOVELS!
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Me: I thought you were going to type prostitute

Girl in class: What did you say about my people?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- It smells here.
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Me: *takes lid off of sink in chem* EW WHAT THE HELL?!
Charli: What is that?
Tyr: I think it's an Asian Pear.
Me: EW IT HAS MOLD ON IT!
Charli: Great. Now we're going to die because mold spores have entered our Nasal cavities and we're going to need to get our faces chopped off.
Me: Well, I'm not gonna die because I have a runny nose!
Charli: Yeah, You're just going to have your nose chopped off, not your face!
Me: ...... Dammit.
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Me: *after reading letter from school* Remember, in the winter, it may snow.
Emi: But it's more likely in the summer.
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Teacher: This class has the best attendance!
Emi: But the worst work ethic.
Me: *high five's Emi*
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Yeti
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes - Page 6 Icon_minitime12/8/2008, 6:20 pm

The seaman knew the PO3 was sleeping with his wife, but didn't do anything about it.
Why?!
Cause he gave his word that they other guy could live in the trailer til they deployed.
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Me: I'm bad with numbers. And the alphabet.
Kevinin: Okay, how many hands am I holding up?
*holds up five fingers*
Me: Five?
Kevinin: No. How many hands am I holding up?
Me: Ohh..... Do feet count?

Me: Do you want me to put another, less evil song from my iPod?
Kevinin: Sure. Go ahead.
Me: How about a song about Hell?
Kevinin: No.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Darn it, really.
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Yeti
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Why does everything I do have to do with Sex?!
CAuse you are you.
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Teacher: Wait, wait. You can't just leave after telling me that you're going to get a zero on the homework tomorrow.

Me: Sure I can. I did it with the french teacher a while ago.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- And today's class bordered on sadism.
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Yeti
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Apparently taking a shower in florida in the nude is against the law.
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madre: I smell French fries
c: (who had fries for dinner) ...........sorry
me: .... heh heh ITS A FRITO-LAY FACTORY!!!!
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(10:26:05 PM) videohead321: And my homework never got done.
(10:26:05 PM) alex180193: And me.
(10:26:12 PM) alex180193: How come it never got done, Nicki?
(10:26:24 PM) videohead321: I got distracted ricky
(10:27:26 PM) alex180193: If yours is Nicki, mine is Ricki.

And go do it! Go do it until your penis falls off!

...Oh, wait. Wrong kind of doing it.

Never mind.
(10:28:54 PM) videohead321: What..?
(10:30:22 PM) alex180193: Exactly!

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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Do it.
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Yeti
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   Funny Quotes - Page 6 Icon_minitime12/9/2008, 12:22 pm

are you serious?

Are you ready for this? *begins to party boy*
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Me: Hey, guys! Did you know that whales skeet out up to 2 tons of skeet per sex? Now we know why the sea is so salty!
All at table: LOLS
Becca: Yes! *hugs*
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"My fun fact of the day: Dolphins are the only other creatures other than humans that have sex for fun."
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You have 69 posts! *at time of posting Laney had 69 posts*

She just blanked out between each event and all she can remember is the sex parts.
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*passing eachother in the band room*

Me: Game
Jew: G- fuck!
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No.. no.. just just no.

Where did my dickie go? Oh in my pants..
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Eric, your dickie is sticking out!
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put your hands in your dickie.. and no the other one.

Guys: *cracking up*
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Me: whoa where did these bruises on my knees come from?!
Me: oh i remember...
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