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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/25/2008, 10:40 pm

Laney: I got a tv for Christmas!

Tuxedo Mask: Awesome. How big is it?..... Yes, I know what I just said.

Laney: Oish... 14 inches. Oh the innuendos...

(a slightly abridged version of a text convo)
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/26/2008, 1:42 am

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(11:37:14 PM) alex180193: I just corrected someone's sentence. He wanted to say: I want to eat your brain. He said: I want to eat his/her brain.
(11:39:34 PM) tsukasa_byrne3: Maybe he wanted to say "I want to give you brain".
(11:40:07 PM) tsukasa_byrne3: "Brain" being ghetto slang for fellacio, AKA a "blowjob".
(11:40:28 PM) alex180193: Brain is not ghetto slang for anything in Spanish.

Which is the language he said it in.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/26/2008, 3:28 am

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/26/2008, 3:32 pm

Never let the drummer count the money.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/27/2008, 1:07 am

In band (of course)

Me: I'm doing a survey for stat! Association between being a music student and your grades.
Charli: He's a perc... does he count as a music student?
Me: *snatches back survey*

Are you a music student?

Yes..........Plausible

No
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/27/2008, 4:45 pm

I'm the drummer I don't get paid to understand any of this
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/27/2008, 6:17 pm

I'm so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/27/2008, 8:21 pm

(6:17:54 PM) AnotherBrick94: i'm catching fish.
(6:18:36 PM) alex180193: You know, you can just say that you're masturbating. I don't care; you don't have to make all of these cutesy little names for it.
(6:19:19 PM) AnotherBrick94: um...


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/28/2008, 12:03 am

So who else is coming?
Just about anyone who is masturbating right now.

Right...
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/28/2008, 7:52 pm

[17:41:06] Yeti : which bring me to my question why the fuck do you have wolf piss in your closet?

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Not a quotation:

Also, the title for this thread should be "Funny Quotations," seeing as how "quote" is a verb, not a noun.


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/28/2008, 8:27 pm

-enters thread- Um, hi everyone. I have a question:
Why am I involved in a lot of these quotations? Am I really that funny? Shocked Or is this really a thread marking down all the stuff I say, but you also put in other quotations so I don't catch on? Yes, I'm being paranoid, but headaches do that to me.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/28/2008, 9:26 pm

AzurEmerald wrote:
Please, give me an example of me sucking
AzurEmerald wrote:
her hair.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/28/2008, 9:49 pm

nefnee (7:37:48 PM): em and tessy are here say hi!
KevininTheUnholy (7:37:56 PM): uhhh....
KevininTheUnholy (7:38:01 PM): *Vomits*
nefnee (7:38:13 PM): =O
nefnee (7:38:19 PM): fine be that way
KevininTheUnholy (7:38:23 PM): Sorry
nefnee signed off at 7:38:25 PM.
nefnee is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
KevininTheUnholy (7:38:40 PM): HI?
KevininTheUnholy (7:38:48 PM): ..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KevininTheUnholy (7:38:54 PM): Man Im soo stupid
KevininTheUnholy (7:38:56 PM): ...
KevininTheUnholy (7:39:08 PM): y am i still holding a conversation?
KevininTheUnholy (7:39:11 PM): idk
KevininTheUnholy (7:39:18 PM): wow...
KevininTheUnholy (7:39:29 PM): i really need to think things through
KevininTheUnholy (7:39:35 PM): no really
nefnee (7:39:36 PM): Roflmao
KevininTheUnholy (7:39:41 PM): HI

nefnee (7:39:50 PM): wowwwwww
KevininTheUnholy (7:39:54 PM): I knew u were still there
KevininTheUnholy (7:40:08 PM): HIIIII
KevininTheUnholy (7:40:13 PM): (To all)
nefnee (7:41:02 PM): gross they are making out on my bed JK

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/29/2008, 8:19 pm

Sir, its the Hudson.. nothing is visible.
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PostSubject: !   12/29/2008, 11:31 pm

Lari: I'm sad because I can't pleasure my coffee lotion!

Lari: I can't reach the floor! My arms are too short!
Me: Oh, no! It's reverse puberty!

Lari: I got my coffee lotion to come. Even though it has no gender.

Me: Yes. He started it. In the garden
Lari: What?
Me: Never mind.

Lari: I ran into his mom!
Me: Oh, no!
Lari: Dude, I can't sleep in his bed!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/29/2008, 11:47 pm

Say hello to my little friend.. BIG NEEDLE
~Nefnee

Where did he go?
Idk where did he even come from?
Dude.. i'm not explaining how babies are made again..
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/30/2008, 3:19 pm

Laharl: In comparison, flat chested girls like you have no effect.
Etna & Flonne: Well, excuse us for being flat!!

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Laharl: Stop blabbering and get these sexy women outta my sight!!

[I love this game! //_^ ]

Me: I can't go to Norway! It's too blue!!

[During a weird conversation with myself in the shower. Don't ask]

[15:49:36] @ Lari Norris : i need to fix him
[15:49:50] AzurEmerald : There's a vet near my house.
[15:50:23] @ Lari Norris : ...not that kind, sherlock
[15:50:57] AzurEmerald : Darn

[Here. In the chatbox]

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/30/2008, 7:23 pm

Alex: yey! -hugs- you're one of us now
Lari: ^.^ -hugs-
...Later...
Alex: noooooo! heathen! T-T
Lari: ...i beg your pardon?
Alex: burn the witch
Lari: am i loved or shunned? o.O
Alex: shun! Shun shun shun!
Lari: but i love you!
Alex: well...i love you back.
Lari: yey! ^_^ i'm loved again!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/30/2008, 7:45 pm

Lari (5:41:21 PM): i'm bored.
me (5:43:06 PM): hi there bored, my name is Aj
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/30/2008, 9:02 pm

MissLariSquirrel (2:46:52 PM): I think I know why you're so mean, cruel, and heartless.
AnotherBrick94 (2:47:12 PM): oh?
MissLariSquirrel (2:47:16 PM): You need...a hug! -hugs you-
AnotherBrick94 (2:47:24 PM): get the fuck off me!
AnotherBrick94 (2:47:26 PM): -shove-
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/30/2008, 9:09 pm

Just look up the Numa numa song people!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/30/2008, 9:29 pm

In 6th grade:

Patrick (my friend): Dude...
Me: What?
Patrick: -holds both middle fingers towards the ground-
Me: ...?
Patrick: I dare you to flick the devil off.
Me: Um...
Patrick: He sucks his mom's balls.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/30/2008, 9:30 pm

suck 'em boys.. (my brother was refering to the suck cannon in rachet and clank.)
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/30/2008, 10:22 pm

Mo: Woooooo
Lari: wheeeeee
Mo: I dunno, are we an ambulance?
Lari: no, that's whee-woo. we're woo-whee. so we're an ambulance in reverse.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/30/2008, 10:25 pm

Me: Why am I putting the cereal box in the fridge?
Person: I give up.


[22:06] Jon: recording what?
[22:08] nefnee: wouldnt you like to know
[22:08] Jon: um, i would
[22:08] nefnee: im not saying....

later...

[22:48] Kevinin: recording what?
[22:48] nefnee: wouldnt you like to know
[22:49] Kevinin: ...yes i would
[22:49] nefnee: im not saying...

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