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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/31/2008, 5:10 pm

Hope no one sees me get freaky.

Get some!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/31/2008, 5:20 pm

(3:18:19 PM) alex180193: Hmm.... This is a new one for the therapist.

Sir, someone on the internet thinks that I am a russian woman.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/31/2008, 5:27 pm

alex180193: You're more like a stale piece of candy.

Your shell is hard and unfavorable, but your core is pure and sweet.
AnotherBrick94: oh, dear Jesus
AnotherBrick94: i like to think of myself as a TV dinner...
AnotherBrick94: you go to it when you're desperate, and you think you're going to be in for a nice surprise, but you end up wanting to die afterwards.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/31/2008, 5:51 pm

I like option four!

But there were only three options....
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/31/2008, 8:57 pm

Tell him I'll fight him! Ask him if he's got meat, CAUSE IM A VEGETARIAN!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   12/31/2008, 9:13 pm

I will beat you so hard..

dude...
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/1/2009, 12:35 am

MissLariSquirrel: hey mr. grumpy gills, you know whatchya gotta do when life gets ya down?
MissLariSquirrel: just keep swimming
MissLariSquirrel: just keep swimming
AnotherBrick94: look on the bright side of death?
MissLariSquirrel: just keep swimming, swimming, swimmming
MissLariSquirrel: what do we do?
MissLariSquirrel: we swim, swim, swim!
climbergal93: BAHAHA! Lari! You are my hero!!
AnotherBrick94: just shoot the fish in the fucking mouth
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/1/2009, 1:37 am

Me [to Lari]: I'll do you and you'll do me and then we'll compare each other afterwards.

Lari: OSX all the way!
Me: Did you just say that you'll have sex all the way?

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/1/2009, 8:20 pm

There is much value in this room.

Umm is there sex?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/1/2009, 9:42 pm

*hears explosions outside* I don't know what's going on, and I don't want to know...
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/1/2009, 9:48 pm

So wait..... who whatda huh?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/1/2009, 9:54 pm

[19:51:27] Laney-Spoon : Is Jeremy single?

[19:51:40] AzurEmerald : I think so. Why?

[19:51:55] Laney-Spoon : Brendan wants a boyfriend

[19:52:49] AzurEmerald : Ahh. So does Richie. Poor Jeremy; so many people are trying to set him up.

[19:53:17] Laney-Spoon : I smell love triangle!

[19:53:25] Laney-Spoon : wait.... ewwwww
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/1/2009, 10:00 pm

Meep meep *roadrunner runs away*
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/1/2009, 11:50 pm

(9:39:52 PM) alex180193 entered the room.
(9:39:53 PM) Kevinin: ...
(9:39:54 PM) Kevinin: ...
(9:39:55 PM) Kevinin: ...
(9:39:55 PM) Kevinin: ...
(9:39:56 PM) alex180193: ...?
(9:39:59 PM) me!!!!: i would rather fuck emerald
(9:40:02 PM) me!!!!: yeah
(9:40:07 PM) alex180193: What did I miss?
(9:40:08 PM) me!!!!: um
(9:40:15 PM) Kevinin: scarry thoughts
(9:40:19 PM) me!!!!: your turn.... someone
(9:40:22 PM) alex180193: WHAT DID I MISS?!?!?
(9:40:41 PM) Kathryn: You dont want to know.
(9:40:43 PM) me!!!!: WHOS NEXT
(9:40:44 PM) alex180193: I DO!
(9:40:47 PM) alex180193: TELL ME!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/1/2009, 11:56 pm

9:42:54 PM) alex180193: What did I miss in there?
(9:43:49 PM) The Moon Princess: not much.

(9:44:18 PM) The Moon Princess: alex180193 (9:39:57 PM) has left the room.
nefnee (9:40:34 PM): ok then
KevininTheUnholy (9:40:36 PM): ...
nefnee (9:40:51 PM): he will come back and when he does... i will say
climbergal93 (9:40:52 PM): ....?
nefnee (9:40:52 PM): :
KevininTheUnholy (9:41:02 PM): ....?
nefnee (9:41:04 PM): i would rather fuck emerald
nefnee (9:41:07 PM): hahahaha




(9:44:32 PM) alex180193: Ahhh. I'm going to kill her later.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/2/2009, 1:16 am

Person A: Sugi-chan always has such pretty nails!

Sugi: *straight face* That's because my boyfriend has a finger fetish~! <3

Me: .....wtf.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/2/2009, 4:02 pm

You know I like the word vagina better then Penis.. because in vagina the word is spread around in Penis the word is pronounced more in the beginning and then just dies but vagina the word is spread.

Rest of lunch table: ..... ok then.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/2/2009, 7:21 pm

nefnee (5:19:13 PM): youre mean!
AnotherBrick94 (5:19:31 PM): you smell like beef!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/2/2009, 7:51 pm

MissLariSquirrel (5:27:24 PM): "Jasper heard disco music in his head and began to dance like John Travolta." -Lari dies laughing-
alex180193 (5:27:46 PM): What the heck?
MissLariSquirrel (5:27:54 PM): fan fiction, man.

This is what happens when I'm left alone for too long...I read and quote fan fictions. XD
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/2/2009, 8:30 pm

(6:26:37 PM) alex180193: Ahh. Sorry.
(6:27:56 PM) The Moon Princess: you damn right better be sorry
(6:28:09 PM) alex180193: //_v
(6:28:27 PM) alex180193: *goes running into the distance, crying and yelling*
[Turns setting to Invisible]
(6:28:49 PM) The Moon Princess: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T LEAVE ME!
[Comes back]
(6:29:06 PM) alex180193: ....Fine. Since you asked so nicely.
(6:29:20 PM) The Moon Princess: yays! *is happy now

(6:32:01 PM) alex180193: I'm going to touch ya.
(6:32:12 PM) MissLariSquirrel: haha awkwaaaaaaaaard
(6:32:20 PM) MissLariSquirrel: im gonna getchya!
(6:32:36 PM) alex180193: It is awkward.
(6:32:47 PM) MissLariSquirrel: XD

Lari: I'm lesser than a swivel chair wearing a bra
Me: I must write that down.
Lari: Oh, thanks, I feel loved now.

Me: A hermaphrodite knocked on her [Lari's] door and scared her.

Lari: See? I was right. Mormons do live in Utah.
Me: We were talking about the state of Vermont! How did you get Mormons out of that?

Me: I now have an overwhelming desire to draw a vampire in drag.

Me: John Travolta, go! I choose you!

Lari and I: He shall have John Travolta's body, Queen Latifah's hair, Paris Hilton's moobs, Chewbacka's legs, and Jasper's face.[

Me: We're really riding a lot on Jasper.
Lari: Yeah.
Me; Wait. We're really riding a lot on Jasper
Lari: What?
Me: Uhh....
Lari: Ohh! I get it.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/3/2009, 1:55 am

My status on aim: I'm a seal and a status changing WHORE!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/3/2009, 10:13 pm

Dude.. I just got splashed with milk.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/3/2009, 10:14 pm

*to the kids I bebehsitt* Boys, get out of the closet.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/3/2009, 10:17 pm

Why does everyone come out of the closet to me?
~Stewie
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/3/2009, 10:23 pm

Me: Nothing. I said nothing about your love of redneck racing.
Lari: Ewww.... Nascar.

Lari: Ewww. He's staring at me.
Me: Blindfold him. Put a bra over his eyes.

Lari: The only people the muffins fear is Queen Latifah.
Me: They also worship Zac Effron for his awesome hair.

Me: I'm drawing a naked body.
Lari: That's very awkward.
Me: I know. But it's a conversation starter.

Me: No, not pedophiles. Kidnappers. Unless you're hiding something from me, Lari.

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