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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/3/2009, 10:51 pm

Eddie invited you to "Panther Productions Presents: The Wizard of Oz" on Friday,
March 6 at 7:00pm.

Eddie says, "INVITE ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!!!

Lets promote the crap outta this show!!!!".

Event: Panther Productions Presents: The Wizard of Oz
"Follow the yellow brick (Riva) road to naptown highs production of
Oz!!!!"
What: Performance
Host: Panther Productions Presents: The Wizard of Oz
Start Time: Friday, March 6 at 7:00pm
End Time: Sunday, March 15 at 2:00pm
Where: Annapolis High School Theater
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/3/2009, 10:53 pm

how is that funny?.. seriously that isn't funny! NOT FUNNY!!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/3/2009, 10:58 pm

Yeti wrote:
how is that funny?.. seriously that isn't funny! NOT FUNNY!!
Fine. Highlight the funny part. Funny to me, anyway.

Eddie invited you to "Panther Productions Presents: The Wizard of Oz" on Friday,
March 6 at 7:00pm.

Eddie says, "INVITE ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!!!

Lets promote the crap outta this show!!!"


I found the "Let's promote the crap outta this show" to be a little funny.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/4/2009, 2:51 am

nefnee (11:47:59 PM): tehe el cum
nefnee (11:48:02 PM): sorry
alex180193 (11:48:07 PM): It's okay.
nefnee (11:48:07 PM): FLAGELLUM
nefnee (11:48:11 PM): sorry
alex180193 (11:48:23 PM): It's okay

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/4/2009, 3:10 am

[01:06:29] @ Nefnee : im cramped up
[01:06:44] AzurEmerald : Wow.
[01:07:09] Laney-Spoon : PMS NEF! RUUUUUUUUUUN
[01:07:45] AzurEmerald : IT'S GETTING CLOSER!!! FASTER!!!!
[01:08:15] Laney-Spoon : HARDER!
[01:08:51] AzurEmerald : GRUNT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!
[01:09:12] @ Nefnee : WTF
[01:09:25] AzurEmerald : EXACTLY
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/5/2009, 1:24 am

(11:20:22 PM) climbergal93: Thank you sooo much!!
(11:20:28 PM) alex180193: You're welcome.
(11:20:58 PM) alex180193: I expect to be named in your high school graduation speech and to have at least one of your children named after me for this *wink*
(11:22:46 PM) climbergal93: Hell yes I will do both!!

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<em>ShadowPendant</em>- Hooray!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/6/2009, 10:04 pm

(8:02:33 PM) alex180193: *beep*

I'm sorry. It does not seem as if you have enough money to continue this transaction.
(8:02:44 PM) alex180193: Please insert 50 more cents and try again later.
(8:02:55 PM) nefnee: insert WHERE?!
(8:03:03 PM) alex180193: That's what he said.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/7/2009, 10:04 pm

Or else my brother I might have to get midevial on your hinnie.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/8/2009, 5:55 pm

Toughchickx93 (3:54:25 PM): my teacher isn't god
Toughchickx93 (3:54:27 PM): good*
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/8/2009, 7:41 pm

(5:38:59 PM) alex180193: And you know what I want, too. You're just being cruel //_v
(5:39:08 PM) Larissa Genevieve: what do you want?
(5:39:15 PM) Larissa Genevieve: ...
(5:39:26 PM) Larissa Genevieve: emi, we have significant others!
(5:39:30 PM) Larissa Genevieve: i'm MARRIED!
(5:39:36 PM) Larissa Genevieve: you have LANEY!
(5:39:45 PM) Larissa Genevieve: how dare you!
(5:39:47 PM) Larissa Genevieve: XD

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/8/2009, 9:40 pm

Churning lots of butter.

Dude.. I love how he speeds up churning just right after the girl passes him in the video.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/10/2009, 8:04 pm

(5:54:45 PM) alex180193: Interesting.....
(5:54:52 PM) Larissa Genevieve: it's a secret! XD
(5:55:15 PM) alex180193: Oh, man. This is a totally new side of you that I'm seeing.
(5:55:29 PM) Larissa Genevieve: what?
(5:56:20 PM) alex180193: This.

You, wanting to do it with someone other than Lari.
(5:56:25 PM) Larissa Genevieve: o.O
(5:56:30 PM) alex180193: *Jazz
(5:56:39 PM) Larissa Genevieve: i was about to say...

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/10/2009, 9:37 pm

Milking cows is just like jerking off a cow..

Dude.. only females have utters though

How do you know that?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/11/2009, 2:54 pm

....Dude ....you have a map....and a compass...*Sighs*.....*YELLS* WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GOT LOST?!?!?!?!?!.....*Ugh*

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/11/2009, 10:14 pm

how many times did you get lost on your way to class today.

Once.... twice... umm I mean.. a lot..
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/12/2009, 8:02 pm

person who was abruptly woken up-"Dont eat the honey dew its my brother!!!"


"there all done"
"Great!... Can you bring me some cheese puffs?"


Me "If I forget how to spell the again I'm gonna be really mad."
mom "how did you forget how to spell the?"
Me "I was trying to spell thu..."
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/12/2009, 11:00 pm

I only have on thing to say to that..

MORE COWBELL!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/16/2009, 12:33 am

Dad: Hey, let's get Thai food!
Mom: Yeah! I love Donuts!
(whilst discussing what to get for dinna.)
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   1/20/2009, 8:25 pm

Dude.. why?

Well why not?!
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