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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   10/14/2008, 9:41 pm

I reject you're reality and substitue my own!
(Y'all had better know where that's from...)

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   10/14/2008, 9:44 pm

Its not the fall that kills you, its the sudden stop at the bottom.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   10/14/2008, 9:45 pm

I WANNA BE A MONGOOSE!
(Again, don't disappoint me...)

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   10/15/2008, 3:54 pm

"Helloo floor, make me a sammich!"

"Crystal roasting on an open fiiiiire." Crystal made up that song in biology.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   10/15/2008, 9:33 pm

Monty Python: "Llamas are larger than frogs."

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   10/16/2008, 10:18 am

LMFAO!!!

All: ¡Olé!

John Cleese: ¡Esta noche presentamos con mucho gusto información interesante acerca de...la llama!
(¡La llama!)

JC: La llama es una quadrupido...

[Michael Palin translating: The llama is a quadruped]

JC: ...Que vive en los grandos rios como el...Amazonas!
(¡Amazonas!)

[..which lives in big rivers like the Amazon]

JC: ¡Tiene dos orejas, una corazón, una frente y un pico para comer miel!
(¡Olé!)

[It has two ears, a heart, a forehead and a beak for eating honey.]

JC: ¡Pero esta provista de aletas para nadarrrrr!

[But it is provided with fins for swimming]

All: ¡Las llamas son mas grande que ranas!

[Llamas are larger than frogs]

JC: ¡Olé! Pero las llamas son peligrosas a su usted ve una llama donde hay gente nadando, usted grita:...¡CUIDADO! ¡LLAMA!

[Llamas are dangerous! If you see one where people are swimming, you shout: Look out! There are llamas!]

(¡Cuidado, cuidado, cuidado, cuidado, las llamas!
¡Cuidado, cuidado, cuidado, cuidado, las llamas!)
(popping sound)
¡Olé!


That was the Monty Python song about Llamas.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   10/16/2008, 4:51 pm

Today at the pep rally, the sophomore, junior, and senior classes: FRESHMEN SU-UCK! *clap clap clapclapclap* FRESMEN SU-UCK! *clap clap clapclapclap*

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   10/16/2008, 8:04 pm

You know it really isn't funny it's annoying not to mention it just gets old. I get sick of hearing it.

Qoute:
So do I move it this way? Or this way? (make your own joke)
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   10/16/2008, 10:13 pm

It's once a year and all in good fun. We'll all be reconciled at the game. That's how Spirit Week works.

Rob: The crickets and worms just exploded.
I don't know why that was funny, but we all cracked up.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   10/16/2008, 10:24 pm

Tryna: We need a knife!
Tryna's dad: Use my library card.
(a couple seconds later)
Tryna: This isn't working.
Maureen: Use the cups!
Ashley: Put the cake in the cup.
Me: .... Tis CUPCAKE!

T'was Tryna's birthday today. We may have lost our game, but it was the best game we played. And we got really good cake.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   10/16/2008, 10:31 pm

While on a confirmation class trip in DC...

Kid 1: This sucks...
Kid 2: It's raining...
Youth leader: Hey, guys! This flyer has the address for the best ice cream in town!
Class: YEAH!
Two hours later, out in the cold, rainy night...
Kid 3: How much further...?
Kid with GPS: Only six blocks.
Youth leader's wife: You said six more blocks six blocks ago!
*twelve police cars and a SWAT van speed past*
Youth leader: ...Who's up for coffee and pie from McDonald's?

Seriously, what were doing looking for ice cream in the cold rain?

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   10/16/2008, 10:38 pm

What should we do?
Kill something! I don't know what but anything!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   10/16/2008, 10:48 pm

(after the pep rally)
Me: There's an egg in the freshman bleachers.
Volleyball girl 1: What?
Me: I said there's an egg in the freshman bleachers.
Volleyball girl 2: Like a rotten egg or a hard boiled egg?
Me: Well, it's leaking.
Volleyball girl 1: *looks* That's disgusting.
Volleyball girl 2: *looks as well* wow... This just proves that our school is filled with douches.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   10/17/2008, 12:00 pm

At A lunch yesterday...

Lari: Why don't we name things that make us happy?! I like puppies!!!
Lari: I like kitties!!!!
Lari: I LIKE CHOCOLATE!!!! Chocolate makes me happy!!!
Me: Sex.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   10/18/2008, 1:19 am

Soccer Coach: Neary! Neary! Aqui! Fabio, tell Neary to bring the ball to the side and shoot it.
Neary: I SPEAK ENGLISH!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   10/19/2008, 4:03 pm

Why are you watching this crap again?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   10/19/2008, 4:21 pm

Instant Messaging a few months ago:

me: i gots typers crap
me: cramp*

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   10/19/2008, 4:58 pm

All the noobs out there on youtube

OMG U suCK yOU Can't playz illl soooooooooooooooooooooo pwn u n real lfe.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   10/21/2008, 10:22 am

Heard from a friend about his friend.

*runs into glass* Hey! I can work at Hooters now! My boobs hit the glass before my face did!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   10/21/2008, 10:49 am

Rita Rudner - "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."

frogs are bigger than frogs.

Not a quote but a situation:
Charli spent the night at my house and she was sleeping on the floor,
My cat, Toad, was sniffing her and I threw a pillow at him so she could sleep.
She rolls over and opens her eyes a little bit later and there's Toadie, sniffing her nose.

Shocked WTF, TOAD?!?

I lol'd alien
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   10/21/2008, 3:25 pm

Glomp! ZOMGZ!!! that's from dA!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   10/21/2008, 3:34 pm

"spider man lives!!!!"
-me

"you can say your a sex crazed pizza addict and if you say it right you get an A!!!!!"
-Frech class
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   10/21/2008, 3:48 pm

"RUNNING THROUGH THE WOODS NAKED"

"I hiked up my pants to show that I'm serious."

--Crystal
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   10/22/2008, 10:45 pm

"That... wasn't... bad.."
Lunch with friends, Kevinin knows what happened

"Where is the taco?"
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   10/23/2008, 10:01 am

"I don't want to play games."
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