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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/2/2008, 1:09 am

"You could sit there and watch a whole episode of Sailor Moon and....NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN! there was music, light and sound....next episode was like nothing in the first one had happened" -My dad......
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/2/2008, 4:51 pm

Amy Poehler as Hilary Clinton: I believe diplomacy should be the cornerstone of all foreign policy.
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin: And I can see Russia from my house!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/2/2008, 8:29 pm

"HUGE! Extra firm!"

~A package for a pillow

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/2/2008, 10:49 pm

The best poem ever.

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
I'll screw you into the wall."
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/4/2008, 11:22 pm

Instant messaging:

me: HO
me: HI*

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/5/2008, 6:27 pm

It was a very dirty dirty calculator.

SCREW YOU... SIR!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/5/2008, 6:42 pm

"The weekend after that, Joseph wants to take me riding.

Horses."
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/5/2008, 7:34 pm

"Why is the board in french?!"
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/5/2008, 9:20 pm

who saida what?!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/7/2008, 11:26 am

Comcast video:
"Italian Prime Minister praises Obama's 'Suntan.'"


Last edited by Laney-Spoon on 11/7/2008, 11:29 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Not that funny!)
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/8/2008, 11:50 pm

Quote from a guy's sig on GFaqs:

There once was a buggy AI
Who decided her subject should die
When the plot was uncovered
The subjected discovered
That sadly the cake was a lie
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/10/2008, 4:25 pm

"Why are we mime fighting?" ~Lari interrupting a mime fight between her and Sharpie.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/11/2008, 11:09 pm

I could be not boring.. but the things I would do to be not boring are always appropriate for school.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/14/2008, 8:09 am

"Why are we naked?!" "Why AREN'T we naked!"

a creepy comic...
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/14/2008, 5:08 pm

Me to Kat: "Come on, let's do it on the wall!"
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/14/2008, 9:18 pm

How did this love triangle thing amambob happen?! And why does it always involve me?!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/15/2008, 12:54 pm

JUST STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH, AND FINGER IT!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/22/2008, 1:34 am

Why the hell do my hands smell like shrimp?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/22/2008, 1:04 pm

Holy crud!

I'm asian I don't know anything.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/22/2008, 9:11 pm

My computer is slower than Kevinin!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/22/2008, 9:17 pm

I honestly don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for him.

....

Mwahahaha!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/22/2008, 9:18 pm

His parents think the virus he got was because of this site. Now ON TOPIC!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/22/2008, 9:20 pm

Hmmm....

T'would explain a few things....
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/24/2008, 8:50 pm

The answer to the problem is... wow.. epic fail guys.. epic fail.. 1 over 0
-Calculus teacher

Do you has a taco?!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes   11/24/2008, 9:08 pm

Sex time is naos?
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