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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/3/2008, 4:31 pm

"Oh," Lari said quietly, then, "I'm not a bitch!" she sobbed.

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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/4/2008, 7:15 pm

"Charli," Zerb said stepping out of the car when they got to the house, "I was at the party cause I was called to do clean up duty afterwards by Nefnee, so don't worry. It's not like I was there to have sex with any of you." He said muttering another sentence under his breath after that one.
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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/4/2008, 8:32 pm

(OOC: They were in the house already, Yeti.)

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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/4/2008, 8:36 pm

(OOC: No, y'all were. No one said what had happened to us.)
Charli chose to ignore that last sentence and instead looked around them rather worriedly. "Where's Glen?"

It was then that Glen came screaming around the block in his own car, "Heroes of Our Time" blasting from his stereo and his own cry, "Myaah, bitches!" On the next lap around the block, the yell was, "Suck my cock!"
"Fuck you!" Charli screamed back eloquently. She then was forced to wait a minute or so until he had circled back before she could yell, "Get in the fucking house! ...We need to practice with that piano! ...Up yours!"
Finally the song had ended, and as Glen pulled into the house's drive, he was singing along with the song "DotA". Charli had half a mind to rip Glen's fucking balls off, but Zerb held her back as Glen finished and climbed out of the car laughing. "Chill. I rock enough to make up for your homo even without practicing."
"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!"

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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/5/2008, 4:19 pm

"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" Lari heard Charli screech. "Oh good, Char's here," she smiled, then let Mo finish doing her makeup.

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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/5/2008, 6:26 pm

"Oh don't worry Charli, I'll probably kill Glen for you." Zerb said glaring at Glen

"Suck my cock!" Glen said "Right there suck it."

"Fuck you." Zerb said making the up yours motion he was known for doing at Glen.
"Anyway I'll be around not like any of you will need me but give me a call when you guys need me to drive back cause I've got the keys, and I will press charges if any of you break into my car." Zerb said before walking off.
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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/6/2008, 4:52 pm

"STOP FIGHTING!" Lari screeched as she emerged from her dressing room.
"Lari, what about letting Jasper see you?" Nefnee asked, alarmed.
"Whatever!" Lari stormed off, away from the wedding. "Like anyone's even here! We have Charli, and Yeti posting, and THAT'S IT!" she went slightly insane.

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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/6/2008, 11:33 pm

"LARI!!!!" shouted Scarlet. "Am I late?! PLEASE tell me I'm not late!" Scarlet was dressed in a long flowie purple dress and had a purse on her sholder that was a bright green that vaugly looked like a messenger bag. She opened the bag as she ran up to Lari and said "here wedding gift AND a birthday present. Congrats, and happy b-day!"
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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/8/2008, 11:26 am

"Um, thanks Scar. What is it?" Lari asked as she gingerly shook the box. "And no, you're not late, but Jazz is. So I'm running away to marry Bob. Wanna come with?" she teased.

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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/8/2008, 12:48 pm

"Oh good I'm not late... Bob? seriously? wait .... whos bob? oh umm.... I can't remember what it is.... so .... um guess you'll just have to open it. scratch study ...hmmm nope can't remember...Why don't you call Jazz before you run off to meet bob? I was almost late because I thought you'd have it at the church... when no one was there I figured 'she went with the haunted house instead...shoot i'm late' so maybe he thought the same...." Scarlet paused and took a few very deep breaths
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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/10/2008, 4:17 pm

Lari thought a moment, then got out her cell phone and dialed a number. After a tense 5 minutes, she got voicemail. She hung up, hurt.
"Yeah, I'm going to marry Bob if Jazz isn't here soon (like by the end of the month)," Lari decided, then hugged Scarlet. "Thanks for helping me with this horrible dilemma."
Then Lari burst into hysterical tears, as was her custom.

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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/10/2008, 7:33 pm

Scarlet sighs as was her custom and patted Lari on the back. "Why don't you open your presents?" She asked reminding and destracting a still upset Lari. Scarlet still couldn't remember what was in the boxes or how they got in her bag...as with soooo many other things involving her bag, but it was sure to be exactly the thing Lari needed.
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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/10/2008, 7:42 pm

It was then that Charli, Yeti, and Glen entered. Glen, predictably, went to comfort Lari, shifting into his sensitive - almost gay - mode that was reserved for all girls not Charli. Twitch.
"What do you think?" Charli asked Yeti. "Is there going to be a wedding at all? And who the fuck is Bob?"

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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/11/2008, 12:20 pm

"I'm here." said Jasper "I'm so sorry that I'm really late. Lari, I'm really sorry."
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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/11/2008, 4:19 pm

Lari cheered up almost instantaneously. "Jazz!" she cried as she tackle-hugged him, then gasped. "No! You can't see me before the wedding!" she wailed as she ran off into the back room with Scarlet. "You saw nothing!" her voice could be heard.

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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/11/2008, 4:32 pm

Curly burst in wearing her dress her fairy wings sticking out the carefully cut out slits.
"Oh good, Jasper's here. Now where are daddy, kevinin alfonzo and everyone else, when is this freaking wedding goingo to start anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!" curly shouted
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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/11/2008, 4:34 pm

Then Chuck Norris and Alfonzo appeared.
"Can we start now?" Lari asked impatiently.

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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/11/2008, 11:07 pm

"I guess we can.. so where is the preist?" Zerb asked looking around. "Unless we are suddenly going to be on a boat 3 miles in international waters with the Captain doing the ceremony." Zerb said with high doubt in his voice.
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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/12/2008, 5:46 pm

Then Romeo walked in, towing Friar Laurence with him.
"Ro-Ro!" Lari cried happily as she tackle hugged Romeo. "Um...I meant.."
"HEY LOOK, A SQUIRREL!" Nefnee screamed, changing the topic tactfully.

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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/12/2008, 7:39 pm

"Haha" Japser laughed, then he went off to get ready for the wedding.
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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/13/2008, 7:37 pm

Lari sat next to Scarlet in the backroom, hyperactively bouncing up and down in her chair.
"Lari, how much coffee have you had?" she asked.
"None..." Lari blushed sheepishly, then pouted adorably. "What's taking the guys so long to get ready?"

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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/14/2008, 9:57 pm

"Okay Lari calm down. Breath, relax. Everything is going according to plan, nearly everyone and everything is in place." Scarlet said trying to calm a very aggitated Lari down and stop her from bouncing as people like that made her nervouse as if, if she were standing in the wrong place she would get knocked over. bounce Neutral
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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/15/2008, 12:44 pm

"NEARLY? What do you mean by nearly, Scar?" Lari flipped. "What's wrong?" she began her hysterics anew, sobbing and crying and whatnot.
"No! Um, don't cry, you'll ruin your make-up!" Scarlet pleaded.
"Fine," Lari sniffled as she blotted her tears away. "D'you think this wedding will start soon? It's been quite a while..." she pondered as she reapplied her make-up. "Pretty?"
"Yes," Scarlet rolled her eyes.

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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/20/2008, 8:58 pm

"yes we can begin whenever you'er ready remember that this is your wedding. Laughing I guess it's Jasper's too but your the one who spent all the coffee fuled hours planning it..." Scarlet shook her head and rolled her eyes at the memory of a coffee fuled Lari bouncing off the walls.
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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/21/2008, 5:25 pm

Nefnee began to become very bored with her ADD and suddenly jumped up.
"TEXT ME WHEN IT'S TIME!!"
With that, she rushed out of the room.

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