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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/22/2008, 12:21 pm

Jasper was ready for the wedding but at the same time he was nervous. "I can't wait to see Lari" Jasper said "I wonder what she is doing, mabey she is as nervous as I am"
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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/22/2008, 1:46 pm

Lari got out her cell phone and began to text Charli, telling her to start the music, which began promptly.
"Now we can start," Lari smiled innocently, then went back to biting her lip nervously. "WAIT! We need Nef!" she shrieked as she got out her phone a second time and began her furious texting anew. "Otay, I think we're good now," Lari exhaled as Nef reentered the room. "Now get out there so I can begin my walk!" she pushed everyone except the bridesmaids and Chuck Norris out of the room.

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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/22/2008, 2:20 pm

Lari paled, and grabbed Chuck Norris' arm as they walked down the aisle after Nefnee. She saw Jasper at the other end of the aisle, and suddenly felt the need to run to him. It was all she could do to stay in tempo with the music.

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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/22/2008, 8:59 pm

"Left... left... left..." Nefnee began to whisper.
She noticed her boys waving to her from her left. With a quick wink she walked past them and crossed her eyes at Friar Laurence.
"Hey... left.. left.. lef- EEK!" Nefnee suddenly jumped and blushed, knowing her twinny would get mad at her for having her cell phone on her.
"WTF?" Zerb mumbled under his breath.
"Sorry," Nefnee sighed as they parted.

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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/22/2008, 9:32 pm

"God damn teenage hormones," Charli cursed, her voice cracking as her eyes filled with tears of joy. "I hate weddings. They're too god damn beautiful."
"You're so gay," Glen taunted from his seat on the organ bench.

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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/22/2008, 10:02 pm

As Lari finally made it to the front, she hugged Chuck Norris goodbye and glomped Jasper.
Nefnee looked over at the guests, seeing many people from past fanfictions. Romeo, Mercutio, PETER PAN, Erik and Christine, Willow and Jon Darrow, Annie, Shemp, Alfonzo...
She twitched, motioning the camera man to point at Lari and Jasper, and secretly pulled out the cell phone.

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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/22/2008, 10:05 pm

Charli and Glen's jaws dropped in unison with their equal, unparalleled disgust as Glen stopped playing to allow Friar Laurence to begin. WTF?! JON DARROW!?!?!?!?!?! affraid ew...

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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/22/2008, 10:14 pm

Nefnee violenly texted half the people on the left side, and dropped her phone. It slid all the way to Jon Darrow's feet, just as he was sitting down.
"Uh oh..." Nefnee mouthed, "NO!"
Friar Laurence began, and Nefnee looked over to Lari, seeing Jasper raising his eyebrow at Nefnee.

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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/23/2008, 12:58 am

"What the hell Glen? Get off I was already playing the organ you numbnut." Zerb said shoving Glen back to a pew and then wonders how the hell Jon Darrow is the preist...

"There is no fucking way.."
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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/23/2008, 1:07 am

(OOC: Glen is playing, you are best man, jon Darrow is in the audience or whatever you call it, friar laurence is priest)

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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/23/2008, 5:40 pm

"NEFNEE NYMPHADORA NORRIS! How dare you text at my wedding?!? You could've at least been discreet about it!" Lari scolded as she noticed the guests. "And another thing, how many of my old love affairs are in here?" she asked as she noticed Gerry, Erik, Romeo, Shemp, Robin, and Jack Sparrow. "Ugh...continue, love," she told Friar Laurence, who nodded and went on with the wedding. "Any other distractions, and I will hurt you," Lari smiled sweetly at all the guests, then turned back to Friar Laurence.

(And it seems as though I double-posted. Was there not another post between mine?)

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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/23/2008, 7:02 pm

(I'ma going to kill Charli then.. cause she confused the hell out of me with her post.. gah)
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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/24/2008, 7:46 pm

(-sighs- Make nice, children...)
Friar Laurence droned on and on, and Lari began to get sleepy. That is, until...
"Larissa Genevieve Norris, do you take this man to be your husband, to have and to hold, in sickness or in health blah blah blah blah (Lari dunno the words...)?"
"I do," Lari smiled.
"And do you, Jasper Hale, take this woman to be your wife, to have and to hold, in sickness or in health blah blah blah blah (still dunno the words!)?" inquired the friar.

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Lari: The only people the muffins fear is Queen Latifah.
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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/24/2008, 8:20 pm

"Finally." Zerb whispered under his breath about to pass out from the heat, he was always uncomfortably warm anyway usually regardless of what he was wearing.


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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/24/2008, 9:21 pm

Charli and Glen both laughed at Zerb's discomfort. The two of them had at least had the sense to wear something not completely stiff and formal to a wedding in a haunted mansion.
"I now pronounce you man and wife," the Friar smiled, and Charli nodded at Glen for the music.


No more talk of darkness,
Forget these wide-eyed fears.
I'm here, nothing can harm you -
my words will warm and calm you.

Let me be your freedom,
let daylight dry -your tears.
I'm here, with you, beside you,
to guard you and to guide you . . .


Say you love me every waking moment,
turn my head with talk of summertime . . .
Say you need me with you, now and always . . .
promise me that all you say is true -
that's all I ask of you . . .


Let me be your shelter,
let me be your light.
You're safe: No-one will find you
your fears are far behind you . . .


All I want is freedom,
a world with no more night . . .
and you always beside me
to hold me and to hide me . . .


Then say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime . . .
let me lead you from your solitude . . .
Say you need me with you here, beside you . . .
anywhere you go, let me go too -
Christine, that's all I ask of you . . .


Say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime . . .
say the word and I will follow you . . .


Share each day with me, each night, each morning . . .

Say you love me . . .

You know I do . . .

Love me - that's all I ask of you . . .


The song ended, forcing Lari and Jasper to end their three-minute long make out session, and the applause in the house was deafening. Charli and Glen were both crying like babies, in each other's arms, before Glen stopped suddenly, making a face. "Ew! I just sang a love song with you!"
Charli beat him upside his head.

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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/24/2008, 9:24 pm

"Glen will never learn" Zerb said rolling his eyes at Glen and chuckling at Charli's usually response to something Glen does to piss her off.
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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/24/2008, 9:36 pm

Lari tore herself away from Jasper, blushing happily. "Let's go on to the reception!" she declared.

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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/24/2008, 9:38 pm

"Wait! Jazz never said yes!" Sarah burst in, crashing the wedding.
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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/24/2008, 9:40 pm

"Yes he did, he obviously said it via another person." Zerb said wanting Lari's craziness back but figured marriage had already made her normal none crazy person.. so he was just waiting for the first kid to do that job for him.
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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/24/2008, 10:27 pm

"No, he didn't," Sarah crossed her arms angrily.
"Sarah, back off!" Lari rolled her eyes.
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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/24/2008, 10:28 pm

"You're just jealous," Lari stuck out her tongue at her other twin.

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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/24/2008, 10:31 pm

"More then likely she is Jealous about you marrying Jasper." Zerb said in agreement.
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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/24/2008, 10:47 pm

"OH MY GOD! Can't we just get this over with?! Friar Laurence, my friend..." Nefnee nodded toward the priest.
"Yes, um. Jasper? Do you say 'I do'?" he asked Jazz.

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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/24/2008, 10:48 pm

"Cheese-it people, lets get it over with already I'm hungry." Zerb said as a loud growl came from his stomach.
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PostSubject: Re: The Wedding   11/24/2008, 10:52 pm

" I do" said Jasper, then pulled Lari to him and kissed her.
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