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Laney-Spoon The awesome kinda nerd
Number of posts : 117 Age : 30 Location : Right Here Registration date : 2008-06-03
| Subject: Stupid dA journal memes 10/23/2008, 11:05 am | |
| Post the stupid dA journal meme's here for us to enjoy AND to do! Huzzah! | |
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Kat The awesome kinda nerd
Number of posts : 131 Age : 31 Location : Through the looking glass Registration date : 2008-05-28
| Subject: Re: Stupid dA journal memes 10/23/2008, 11:34 am | |
| RULES: Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry. -> How you do the Letter Meme: Type the correct phrase into the correct underlined spot. Use Curly’s letter as an example. Dear Necroman100 (Insert someone's name) I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1) you’re a pervert. I think I realized it (2) on the first of May, (3) in your apartment and I saw you (4) pour syrup on (5) Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're (6) ashamed enough to understand (7) that I got a sex-change. I'm returning ( your ring to you, but I'll keep (9) the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I (10) get sick when I think of your (11) eggplant-fetishism.(12)Greetings to your frog Leonard, Curly | |
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Kat The awesome kinda nerd
Number of posts : 131 Age : 31 Location : Through the looking glass Registration date : 2008-05-28
| Subject: Re: Stupid dA journal memes 10/27/2008, 11:01 am | |
| Here are the number inserts:
1. What's the color of your shirt? Blue - Our romance is over Red - Our affair is over White - I'll join the monastery Black - I dislike you Green - Our horoscope doesn't match Grey - You're a pervert Yellow - I'm selling myself Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - You're a loser Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month? January - That night February - Last year March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on sesame seeds May - First of May June - When you put cuffs on me July - When I threw up August - When I saw the shrunken head September - When we skinny dipped October - When I quoted Santa November - When your dog ran amok December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Pizza - In your camping car Pasta - Outside of Chicago Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad - As you ate enchilada Chicken - In your closet Kabob - With Paris Hilton Fish - In women's clothing Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation Lasagna - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a state of trance None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks? Yellow - Hit on Red - Insult Black - Ignore Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - Put leeches on Orange - Castrate Pink - Pull the toupee off Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear? Black - My best friend White - My father Grey - Bill Clinton Brown - My fart balloon Purple - My mustard soufflé Red - Donald Duck Blue - My avocado plant Yellow - My pen pal in Ghana Orange - My Kid Rock-collection Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper None - My John F. Kennedy-statue Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV? Scrubs - Man O.C. - Emotional One Tree Hill - Open Heroes - Frostbitten Lost - High House - Scarred Simpsons - Cowardly The news - Mongolic Idol - Masochistic Family Guy - Senile Top Model - Middle-class None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now Happy - How awful I've felt Sad - How boring you are Bored - That Santa doesn't exist Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage Depressed - That we're cousins Excited - That there is no solution to this. Nervous - The middle-east Worried - That your Honda sucks Apathetic - That I did a sex-change Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men Over joyous - That I'm open Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your ring Yellow - Your love letters Red - Your Darth Vader-poster Black - Your tame stone Blue - The couch cushions Green - The pictures from LA Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your contact book Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs Purple - Your old lottery coupons Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name A/B - Your photo C/D - The oil stocks E/F - Your neighbor Martin G/H - My virginity I/J - The results of your blood-sample K/L - Your left ear M/N - Your suicide note O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X - David's tricot outfits Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name A/B - Always will remember C/D - Never will forget E/F - Always wanted to break G/H - Never openly mocked I/J - Always have felt dirty before K/L - Will tell the authorities about M/N - Told in my confession today about O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about S/T - Get sick when I think of U/V - Always will try to forget W/X - Am better off without Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink? Water- Our friendship Beer - Senility Soft drink - A new life as a clone Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo Milk - The apartment building Wine - Cocaine abuse Cider - A passionate interest for mice Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations Mineral water - Embarrassing rash Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism Whisky - To ruin the second world war Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand - Warm regards USA - Best regards England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail Spain - Go and drown yourself China - Disgusting regards Germany - With ease Japan - Go burn Greece - Your everlasting enemy Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard Egypt - Fuck off now France - In pain Other - Greetings to your freaky family | |
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Laney-Spoon The awesome kinda nerd
Number of posts : 117 Age : 30 Location : Right Here Registration date : 2008-06-03
| Subject: Re: Stupid dA journal memes 10/27/2008, 11:08 am | |
| Dear Kat!
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (our affair is over) I think I realized it (when I threw up) (At the mental hospital) and I saw you (carve your initials into) (Donald Duck). I'm sure you're (senile) enough to understand (how awful I've felt). I'm returning (the cut toenails), but I'll keep (your collection of butterflies) as a memory. You should also know that I (told my psychiatrist about) (a passionate interest in mice).
(Fuck off now,) Laney | |
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Charli Fire Breathing Rubber Ducky of Awesomness
Number of posts : 667 Age : 31 Location : my pic reminds me of Baker Registration date : 2008-06-12
| Subject: Re: Stupid dA journal memes 11/2/2008, 11:28 am | |
| Dear Laney, I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I threw up with Paris Hilton and I saw you carve your initials into the crazy monk. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage. (Why is there no option for severely annoyed...?) I'm returning the couch cushions, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by the Times about ruining the Second World War.
Go burn, Charli | |
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Yeti Bearer of the Garnet Rod
Number of posts : 1890 Age : 32 Location : In a black hole Registration date : 2008-09-25
| Subject: Re: Stupid dA journal memes 11/4/2008, 7:12 pm | |
| Dear Charli
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me and I saw you outside of Chicago pull the clothes off my avocado plant. I'm sure you're (6)cowardly enough to understand that I'm open. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep (9) your photo as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before the incarnation as an Eskimo
With ease Yeti | |
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thecurlyone Wow...you've actually made it this far... -gives you a cookie-
Number of posts : 67 Location : where ever Registration date : 2008-05-28
| Subject: Re: Stupid dA journal memes 11/24/2008, 3:58 pm | |
| This is from my brother Dear Lari, I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1) you’re a pervert. I think I realized it (2) When I changed tennis shoes, (3)under a state of trance and I saw you (4) carve your initials into (5.)my fart balloon. I'm sure you're (6) senile enough to understand (7) that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning ( your darth vader poster to you, but I'll keep (9) the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I (10)that I never openly mocked your (11)new life as a clone. (12)Good luck on your short term leave from Jail, Charlie | |
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Alice Cullen Admin
Number of posts : 1101 Age : 30 Location : In the emo corner, holding an intervention for Em. Registration date : 2008-05-06
| Subject: Re: Stupid dA journal memes 11/24/2008, 7:58 pm | |
| Dear Mo, I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your ring, but I'll keep your left ear. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about a passionate interest in mice. In pain, Lari | |
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AzurEmerald Lari's New BFF XD
Number of posts : 794 Location : Waiting to take the burden off. It's always better to share things with another. Registration date : 2008-10-03
| Subject: Re: Stupid dA journal memes 11/26/2008, 1:14 am | |
| Dear Sarah
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (our horoscope doesn't match). I think I realized it (that night), (with George Bush and his wife) and I saw you (sit on) (my best friend's father). I'm sure you're (ashamed) enough to understand (that your Honda sucks). I'm returning (the pictures from LA) to you, but I'll keep (your mom) as a memory. You should also know that I (was interviewed by the times about) your (our friendship)
(Go and drown yourself) Emerald ----- <em>AzurEmerald</em>- I love this song! | |
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