Corrupt a Wish Game!!

This is how it works:

Person 1: I wish for a new car!
Person 2: Granted, but you get into a car accident and total the car on the way back from the dealership.

And then they make a wish, and so on.

I wish that Erik hadn't died in the novel The Phantom of the Opera ...

Granted, but as payment you must sacrifice your own life.

I wish Jeffrey Harper wasn't married and fell in love with my fangirling. (yes, it's a verb now and not really, but I am majorly fangirling over him right now.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SpSU-UhbP0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TddZbPTFudM

Granted, but then another fangirl would murder you in your sleep so she can marry him.

I wish I had SKittles.

Granted, but you only get the green ones.

I wish I was more fashion-able. (Right now I'm wearing a maroon t-shirt and purple sweat pants. I'm such a bum...)

Granted, but you turn into a total bitch and push away all your friends.

I wish I had a brain.

Granted, but you also get a soul.

I wish I ruled the world.

Granted, but you'll be forced to share power with your lovable twinnie. -innocent smile-

I wish the voices would shut up...

Granted, but they take over your body.

I wish I was magick like my twinnie.

Granted, but then Mercutio falls in love with ME, as you had stolen my magick powers and Cushie's scared of magick. XD

I wish our fanfic would come to life, twinnie...

GRANTED but all you get is Erik. CUSHIE IS MINE!

I wish I went to Hogwarts (with all my friends.)

Granted, but through some twist of fate, they're all in Slytherin and you're stuck in Hufflepuff.

I wish Paul Bettany wasn't married and claimed me as a trophy wife. (Are we seeing a trend here?)

Granted, but then I kill him for a Klondike bar.

I wish I had some cookies...

Granted, but they're all oatmeal raisin. (Actually, I like those, but it seems I'm the only one who does.)

I wish I had money to buy Three Days Grace, Disturbed, Nickleback, and Papa Roach music on iTunes.

(Oatmeal raisin cookies are good. XP)

Granted, but then a hobo comes along and steals the money from you.

I wish school didn't have to start so soon.

Granted, but you get so much detention on the first day you have to move there.

I wish I had a black jaguar. (The car, don't go all genie on me.)

Granted, but then you get into an accident and it become irreversibly totaled.

I wish I could get straight A's.

Granted, but the superintendent find out you've been cheating and expells you.

I wish I had a nice big white house.

Granted, but as the leader of the free world, you are assassinated by Serbians.

I wish my puppy loved me more.

Granted, but then it loves you too much, and does everything it can to keep you in it's sight.

I wish I could get my phanphic typed up faster.

Granted, but you lose all authoress powers to me and Curly.

I wish I had a tablet pc.

Granted, but it breaks three days after the warranty expires.

I wish my bedroom wasn't the guest room.

Granted, but you move into the attic.

I wish I didn't need to eat healthy.

Granted, but right when you decide to gorge yourself on sugary sweets, the government outlaws all junk food.

I wish everyone wanted to come see HSM3 with me.

Granted, but then everyone gets tickets and it gets sold out before you get one.

I wish I had a pony.

Granted, but it bites, and it eats your phone.

I wish I could Firebend.