What would you do if I....?

ask you to teach me.

how do you do the pina colada?

Not a valid question so no answer for you Kat


What would you do if I bit you and broke the skin?

laugh.

what would you do if I killed my math teacher?

Probably laugh in glee and step all over his grave

What would you do if I just started randomly party boying next to you?

kill you.

what would you do if i wrote a story?

Probably read it.

What would you do if I made music?

Cover my ears and run away screaming.

What would you do if I said I love you?

cry.

what would you do if i got married without telling anyone?

Badger you about why you didn't tell anyone.

What would you do if I burned the drama sets?

(why would they want to murder me? They didn't make the drama sets only the band sets.)
I would probably strangle you until you talked normally.

What would you do if I did many naughty things to you?

I would return the favor (hahahaha no)

What would you do if I dyed your hair while you were sleeping?

I'd actually be pretty okay with it. You saved me the $10 for the dye!

What would you do if I assaulted your crotch violently?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Nope. Not in the least.

Slap you so hard your head would fall off.

What would you do if I won a million dollars and didn't even remember to get you a birthday present?

You've never given me a birthday present. I'm used to it.

What would you do if I painted your house pink and lime green?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- I've given uuuuuuuuuuppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I may have to kill you.

And also, I don't usually give presents, I can't afford to do it, plus many people don't even tell me their birthday.

What would you do if I went bi?

I wouldn't be surprised. I'd cheer you on, really!

And possibly hide in the closet with a video camera //_^

What would you do if I streaked through the school?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- I am the drug you can't deny. Tonight!

I would wonder what that admins would do to you first and then wonder which one was going to catch you as well.

What would you do if I could break into your house at any given moment?

Change the bed clothes more often.

What would you do if I randomly slapped your ass?

The same thing I did when Tessy did it //_>

What would you do if I grabbed your boobs?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Well, I know what Steph would do, *wink*

Well.. seeing as I don't have them nothing really

What would you do if I raped you?

It's not rape if they want it.

What would you do if I never stopped talking about sex?

I'm sorry, but our little fireside chats this week have proven that you never do stop talking about sex //_>

What would you do if I set off some potassium and water in your plumbing?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- For the ones failing chemistry, any metal in the alkali column reacts violently with water.....

With all the crap in the plumbing now, it wouldn't do much, so neither would I.

What would you do if I came to class acting completely high? (like i do)

I'd take advantage of it and have a grand old time.

What would you do if I started cutting myself?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Wow, you're a messed up ten year old, Timmy Turner......