hi everyone

hi my name is Jasper Hale. Lari told about this site. How is everyone? Hope everything is okay.

Hi! Welcome to the forum. Is that your real name? (no real names allowed) oh wait that isn't a rule, is it? Well the unwritten rule is no real last names.
Sorry... Lari is getting to me cause I'm really enforcing rules now...

Anyways, HIIII!!! Welcome yada yada. It's exciting to see new people here.

Nefnee, quit being such a Nazi. The only real rule I enforce is the literacy rule. ...JASPER! -tackle hugs Jazz- ^_^

Ok nevermind, I figured it out. (Lari Note: Thanks to me! XD)

But seriously, I'm gonna make that a rule so nobody uses their full name, then gets found on Facebook.

Do I know you?
I prolly seem like a dork right now... WAIT! That's the point of this site.

Dude, Facebook is AWESOME! And no, Nef-Jeff, I dunn think you know Jazz. XD

Yeah I figured that out too...

Thanks to me!! C'mon Nef, give me some credit...

Credit.

There, happy?

Thanks! -cheers up considerably and hugs Nefnee-

AHHHH!!! ...wait I'm sitting next to you and you didn't hug me! LIAR!!!

I did.
Did you know that "liar" is an anagram of "Lari"? But I'm terrible at lying...

Wow... you're right. BUT YOU DID LIE!!! And it didn't seem that hard.

Anyway, you hugged me right after you saw that so I'm content.

I can't blatantly lie, but I do edit the truth.

So jasper I be curly and i dunno if you know this but Lari and I have a bit of a thing for Jasper and we (well I) have altered a song that we think will accurately sums up our obsessiveness
For copy right issues this song was originally written by Paul Maturano for Paula Abdul

There is this guy we know,
we follow him around;
he hasn't noticed us,
It really gets us down.

We broke into his house,
When he wasn't there;
Took off all our clothes,
and tried on his underwear.

We're always thinking of him;
We really think that we love him.
We're not much of talkers,
So I guess I'll just stalk him.

And we'll stalk him.
If he were a doggie,
we would walk him;
If he were a blackboard,
we would chalk him;
If we were Colombo,
we'd Peter Falk him;
But we're not,
So we'll just stalk him.

If he were a bad pitch guy on first,
we would balk him;
If he were unintelligible from Good Times,
we'd be Jimmie Walker;
If he were a bathtub,
we would caulk him.

Are you OK? Did you hit your head?

-chokes on my coke- Ha! That is awesome Curls! XD -dies laughing- It kind of reminds me of the first time I tried hitting on Jasper... Who wants to hear the story? XD

haha That is really funny Curly! I would love to here the story, Lari. -hugs lari-

-hugs Jasper back and punches him lightly- Not like you were there...
Otay, so one day, I decided to hit on Jazz ('cause my friends were pressuring me). And the conversation was as follows:
Jasper Hale has entered
Lari: Allo Jasper.
Jasper: Hi Lari.
Lari: I lurve you Jazz!
Jasper: Um, sorry but I only love Alice like that.
Lari: But...but...you make me feel all tingly inside even without your powers!
Jasper: I ONLY LOVE YOU LIKE A SISTER!
Lari: THAT'S NOT ENOUGH LOVING FOR ME! -commits suicide-
Jasper Hale has left.
Rosalie:You made him leave!
Lari: Shut up, Rose!
And there's more involving me making Rosalie cry, and Emmett was all ticked at me. And then...
Chad (one of my friends): Lari, will you marry me?
Lari: ....No.
Jasper: I love you, Lari!
Lari: ...um, I love you too? -is wondering what's wrong with Jasper-
And thus, the story ends. And pirates attacked and killed everyone. The end!

You scare me, Lari Berri. You really do.

Love you too, Nef-Jeff. Which part of it scared you? XD Oh, I should be dead, I died laughing...-goes back to being dead-

I can honestly say that was the most demented story ever... and i want a rhyming name

That's why you love me, Curls.

I hate you, I leave for two days and you pass me?! This will be avenged!!!