Ask Dr. Lari

This is like "Ask Kevinin," except that I do accept joke questions and you might not get a serious answer. It's just here to offset the emoness of "Ask Kevinin."
Let the questions begin!

Dear Dr. Lari,

I'm a nerd/geek. So is everyone else on this site. Is that a bad thing?

Dear Dr. Lari,
Kevinin was no help at all with my problem. Why does Old Navy only sell lacy thongs while VS only sells granny panties?

Nefnee wrote:

Dear Dr. Lari,

I'm a nerd/geek. So is everyone else on this site. Is that a bad thing?

Dear Nefnee,
It's only bad if you need the Pope's permission to cha-cha-cha all night long. Hope that helps.

Charli wrote:

Dear Dr. Lari,
Kevinin was no help at all with my problem. Why does Old Navy only sell lacy thongs while VS only sells granny panties?

Dear Charli,
Because martians rearranged the underwear hierarchy. And now they'll come and kill you, you know too much.

Dear Dr. Lari,

If we didn't start the fire.. then who did start the fire?

Yeti wrote:

Dear Dr. Lari,

If we didn't start the fire.. then who did start the fire?

Dear Yeti,
Yo momma started the fire!!

Dear Dr. Lari
Where did you become a doctor?

Dear Dr. Lari
Where is yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooou? * looks under rock* please come back

thecurlyone wrote:

Dear Dr. Lari
Where did you become a doctor?

Dear Curly,
At the University of None Of Your Damn Business.

Charli wrote:

Dear Dr. Lari,
Is Dr. Pepper a real doctor? I'm getting suspicious. I don't think he's qualified to be a soft drink. And also, do Ents get morning wood?

Dear Charli,
Yes, Dr. Pepper is a real doctor. He's MY doctor. XD And no, they get dusk wood.

thecurlyone wrote:

Dear Dr. Lari
Where is yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooou? * looks under rock* please come back

Dear Curly,
I'm hiding in your closet with Mr. Fluffyfeet.

Dear Dr. Lari,

Why are you hiding in a closet?

Charli wrote:

Dear Dr. Lari,
Where is my Shrink-E-Dink oven? I want to make Shrink-E-Dinks, EVIL SHRINK-E-DINKS!

Dear Charli,
I ate your Shrink-E-Dink. Sorry.

Yeti wrote:

Dear Dr. Lari,

Why are you hiding in a closet?

Dear Yeti,
I'm hiding in a closet to escape the Hobbits who are coming after me to steal my cookies. And closets are comfy. Sometimes I steal the clothes from them if they're cool. Like Curly's parachute pants! -happy dances-

Charli wrote:

Dear Dr. Lari,
I used to make forts in closets all the time, but not so much anymore. I miss it, and wanna do it again, but that would require cleaning out my closet. Is it worth it?

Dear Charli,
YESH!!!! Closet forts are ALWAYS worth the stress of cleaning! Do it!!!!

Dear Dr. Lari,

Why is it that people are so easily amused by the fact they are given a special rank, or all they seem to care about is being the best in this little site?

Yeti wrote:

Dear Dr. Lari,

Why is it that people are so easily amused by the fact they are given a special rank, or all they seem to care about is being the best in this little site?

Dear Yeti,
That is because ranks taste better with salt, and "little site?" This site is groovy, and you know it! -sics Hobbits on Yeti-

Charli wrote:

Dear Dr. Lari,
I can't draw for crap and yet I try. What does this say about my character?

Dear Charli,
It means that you are more messed up than I can possibly help you with.