You haven't lived until...

You haven't lived until you've been boob-punched.

You haven't lived until you've made your one thousandth post in hr.

You haven't lived until you've cut yourself with a cup of coffee.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Yes. Coffee.

You haven't lived until you've found a way to cut yourself with a rubber band

You haven't lived until you've shown mercy to someone when you didn't have to.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Going out of his tree.

You haven't lived until you've make a stick into a sword in only a few seconds

You haven't lived until you've come to school in your pajamas.

You haven't lived until you've moved a piano down a set of stairs just to move it up a slope.

You haven't lived until you've made a bet with your waiter that you could eat a HUGE meal... and won.

You haven't lived until you've found a way to rape ever one of your friends in some way or another.

You haven't lived until you've been able to cry RAPE!!

You haven't lived until you've found out what people really would do for a klondike bar.

You haven't lived until you've acted like a pimp and no one has cared.
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<me>AzurEmerald</em>- Hi. This is PA. Pimpers Anonymous.....

You haven't lived until you've made sex jokes about chess pieces.

You haven't lived until you've stubbed your toe on a piece of cotton.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>*- I couldn't think of anything, okay?

You haven't lived until you've eaten your weight in cotton candy.

You haven't lived until you've gotten high offa nothin'

You haven't lived until you've actually seen for yourself a female dog raping a male cat.

Every day, man.

You havent lived until you've put a raping dog dressed as a frog as your facebook profile picture.

You haven't lived until you've found a way to cheat on the AP test and still score a 3 or better.

You haven't lived until you've been accused of cheating off of the person sitting directly BEHIND you.

You haven't lived until you've been yelled at for not giving your all in a kiss by one of the people watching you!
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Actually, I didn't promise, but I still wasn't going to tell you.

You haven't lived until you've made a video for youtube.

You haven't lived until you've given kissing lessons XD

You haven't lived until you've been to a session about how to have awesome sex.