Ask Lanas! Er...no, ask Super Magic Boy!

Ask me questions.

As for those who talk to me on AIM...this is the ONLY place you can refer to me as Super Magic Boy and expect a response.

Dear Super Magic Boy,
There's this guy on my website who thinks I'm a fucking bitch. And I want to smack him. So, should I smack him with my 1500+ page Euro textbook, or should I just use my hand?

Thanks,
Annoyed in Maryland

The Catty Forum Administrator wrote:

Dear Super Magic Boy,
There's this guy on my website who thinks I'm a fucking bitch. And I want to smack him. So, should I smack him with my 1500+ page Euro textbook, or should I just use my hand?

Thanks,
Annoyed in Maryland

Dear Annoying--ahem, Annoyed,
Have you ever considered walking around in his shoes before you judge their odor? Wait...I messed that up.

Anyway, you get my point; you need to put yourself in his position before you even think about possibly considering thinking about considering possibly thinking about breaking his skull with your Euro textbook or your iron sadomasochist hand.

Remember: You don't need tight-fitting pants to learn to love.

Sincerely,
Super Magic Boy

Dear Super Magic Boy,
You totally stole that from Dr. Phil, who told me that you don't need the Pope's permission to take a swim in Lake Jackass. XD
Love,
Annoyed but Amused

The Village Bitch wrote:

Dear Super Magic Boy,
You totally stole that from Dr. Phil, who told me that you don't need the Pope's permission to take a swim in Lake Jackass. XD
Love,
Annoyed but Amused

Dear Amusingly Annoying,
Yes, I did borrow that from Dr. Phil. He's more philosophical than anyone who's philosophical.

Sincerely,
Super Magic Boy

Dear Super Magic Boy,
So you're planning to return that quotation?
Love,
Ms. Bitch

MEOW wrote:

Dear Super Magic Boy,
So you're planning to return that quotation?
Love,
Ms. Bitch

Dear Miss Bitch,
After I'm done with it, I'll return it.

Sincerely,
Super Magic Boy.

Dear Super Magic Boy,
How does one return a quote?

Asker of Pointless Questions wrote:

Dear Super Magic Boy,
How does one return a quote?

Dear Anonymous,
Why, you cite it.

"You don't need tight-fitting pants to learn to love." (Phil, Dr. Bullshit and the English Language, p. 241)

Dear Super Magic Boy,
How did Chuck Norris and I break my husband?

SHUT THE FUCK UP wrote:

Dear Super Magic Boy,
How did Chuck Norris and I break my husband?

Dear Lari,
I don't know; I'll have my dad ask him.

Sincerely,
Super Magic Boy

Dear Super Magic Boy,
Why are you a cold and heartless jerk?
And why don't you like hugs?

Annoyingly Happy Woman wrote:

Dear Super Magic Boy,
Why are you a cold and heartless jerk?
And why don't you like hugs?

Dear Lari,
I have a Y chromosome.

Sincerely,
Super Magic Boy

Dear Super Magic Boy,
What if someone were to remove that Y chromosome? Would you become nice?

Some idiot wrote:

Dear Super Magic Boy,
What if someone were to remove that Y chromosome? Would you become nice?

Dear Lari,
What a silly question! If someone were to remove that Y chromosome, I'd become a girl. How on earth could I be nice?

Sincerely,
Super Magic Boy

Dear Super Magic Boy,
But then maybe you'd be as annoyingly happy as me! And we'd be BFFs! XD Don't you want to be BFFs with me?