I don't know any of these. BUt here's mine.
Person 1: "Would you like to see something strange and Mystical?"
person 2: NOOOOOOOO! GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WATCH, LAY OFF THE POOR BEAVERS WILL YA? SHEEEEEESH. YOU'RE A CREEP, GO AWAY! WE WERE HAVEING A GOOD TIME UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP JEEPERS! URRRRRRRRRR! GO HAVE SOME COFFEE WITH CREAM OR SOMETHING, BEACAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!