What would you do if I....?

You have. I would grab the hat and smack the head under it.

What would you do if I took over this site?

I probably wouldn't notice much.

What would you do if our little group was locked in school for a weekend?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Ehh?

I think you know.

What would you do if I (we) got Lari in trouble and banned from the site.

Mambo

What would you do if I replaced all faucets in your house with kiwis?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- The extinct bird....

Replace all toilets in your house with doggy training pads.

What would you do if I vowed silence?

I would make you break your vow.

What would you do if trees started attacking me?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Like they do now?

Hug them.

What would you do if I passed out right in front of you?

Unconscious girls can't say no.

What would you do if my shirt started talking to you?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>-Ehh?

Get out my tide pen and start singing NANANANA.... NANANANA.... HEY HEY HEY.... GOOOODBYE!!

What would you do if I... you witnessed my chugging of twelve cups of coffee?

If I...you witnessed you chugging down twelve cups of coffee, I'd get you into Caffeine Anonymous.

Just like Sarah/Lari!

What would you do if we really did have telepathy?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Why did Periwinkle steal this melody for his song?

Get brain surgery.

What would you do if I really was a hermaphrodite?

Mental images.
Mental images.
Mental images.
Mental images.
Mental images.
Mental images.
Mental images.
Mental images.
Mental images.
Mental images.
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Mental images.

What would you do if I were a hermaphrodite?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Really. How does one run over oneself?

I would wonder if you are a straight or gay.

What would you do if I was a prositute?

Find out your pricesss.

What would you do if I said everything in song?

Probably rape you to shut up.

What would you do if I as an assassin?

I'd send you out to get Kevinin

What would you do if I grew my hair out to my waist?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- I was kidding about that first one.
Or was I?

Dye it rainbow.

What would you do if I gave you mono?

I'd spread the joy around.

What would you do if I became a polygamist?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- What would you do if I took Kiera's suggestion and started dating that guy?

Id eat your soul

what would you do if i started humming POTO every were i go?

I'd lock you and Sarah in a closet together until one of you kills the other.

What would you do if I kept singing Cute is What We Aim For songs every day in your presence?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- I probably asked this already. Also, I'd root for Sarah

I would eventually kick you in the nuts

What would you do if I owned a swimming pool but I had a German Shepard Guarding my backyard?

Knock on your front door. You'd let me in.

What would you do if I decided to celebrate "Grab an Ass Day"

Make sure you'd celebrate it with me //_^

What would you do if I broke your watch?
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<em>AzurEmerald,?em?>- Weird.....

I don't wear one, so you fail.

What would you do if I sat down and refused to walk?

I did this tonight:

I'd drag you around.

What would you do if I just offed myself one day?
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<em>AzurEMerald</em>- z