What would you do if I....?

What?

What would you do if I handcuffed you to a school desk?

Make sure that I was surrounded by the most interesting, attractive girls I could find.

And I thank you for totally evading my last question. It still stands.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- The floor is lava

And my answer of "what" still stands.

What would you do if I called you every five minutes?

Make you switch to AT&T

What would you do if I replaced every song on your iPod/Zune/Creative Zen with: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SA7HHIWKAw&feature=related?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- I love parodies //_^

I would probably kill you and then clear off my ipod

What would you do if I posted every bit of dirt I know about you on the internet?

Meticulously proof-read it and then edit it for correctness.

What would you do if I tripped Kevinin and made him fall down the stairs?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Ehh?

Probably laugh at him then run away before he could get ninja revenge.

What would you do if I pushed you down after you pushed Kevinin down the stairs.

Probably laugh and start planning how to kill you later.

What would you do if I started a revolution in French class and rampaged through the school with my army of freshman/sophomores/junior?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- I kissed a boy, and I liked it.

I would probably laugh and see how long it takes for you to lose since the french can't seem to win anything.

What would you do if I was able to start World War 3?

I'd sing the Caramelldansen until your brain melted and died.

What would you do if I raised an army of squirrels to take over your toilet?
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<em>AzurEMerald</em>- Or the oven?

Just use a different toliet or try and tame them via how to tame a squirrel on youtube.. or just use my cat army against them.

What would you do if I had access to the worlds supply of crack cocaine and condoms?

Make sure I had access to the condoms, and let you keep the coke for yourself.


What would you do if I forgot what I was going to say in the middle of the sentence?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- It's true. No one hears you in this room.

Say that it's ok since I do that all the time.

What would you do if I took your money?

I'd take it back.

Duh.

What would you do if I started making Jeremy wear his rat costume every day at school?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Ehh?

Make him do the noise!

What would you do if took up the trumpet?

Get earplugs

What would you do if I checked out all of the good books from the libraries?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Yay, I have time!

I don't know what are we defining as "good books" here?

What would you do if I was the sole supplier of sexually explicted items in the world?

Create- wait no, that's just wrong.

What would you do if I kicked svec in the balls?

Wonder why the hell you did that.

What would you do if I kicked you in the vag, or balls? (depending on who answers me first)

((
Well, we determined that for Nef/Laney, both options would be very feasible.
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Cry.
Then cry some more.
Then, when I got better, I would inflict pain on you.

What would you do if I became your science teacher?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Ehh?

I would be curious as to which science you would teach.

What would you do if I could teach you anything, but only one subject?

I would get you to teach me effective coding techniques that can be applied to any language that I choose to utilize.

I'd also invite Nef, because it would only be fair.

What would you do if I gave 40% of the school mercury poisoning with only a pen, a Charmander plushie, and the SMA Christmas CD?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Which should get here within the week!

Question which people would be included in that 40 percent

What would you do if I could get the anwsers to any test out there?

Congratulate you.

What would you do if I were able to restructure the alphabet and put you and I together?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- You want to get psycho with me!

I would laugh at the number of people that wouldn't understand that joke.

What would you do if I could crack any security system?