On the Road Again!

Sarah/Lari and I are taking road trips to Canadia and Transylvania! We are going to be riding on Dr. Phil [ //_^ ].

Bio:
Name: Emerald Pendant
Age: 15
Personality: You should know me better by now //_>

"Hey, it's not that I don't love the idea of riding on Dr. Phil for hours on end [//_^], but how much longer will it take to get there?" Emerald asked. He was in the front seat in a violet shirt and black jeans. He had a book open and next to him was his sketchbook and some pencils.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- I'm going to try to use 3rd person here, but there are no guarantees.......

Name: Lari Hale
Age: 15
Personality: Sweet, always happy, can get bitchy at times.

"I dunno, we haven't even left the STATE, let alone the country," Sarah chided gently as she drove. "Shall I go the illegal route?" she smirked in pleasure at driving insanely fast through the quiet countryside.

"No, no, it's fine. Stay the way you are. I don't want the Vatican coming after us, or something.

I guess that I should take this time to work on my sketches."

Emerald reached over and plugged his iPod into one of Dr. Phil's many openings. He searched through his playlists, trying to find something to piss Lari off. He decided on the Yu-Gi-Oh theme song.

"Ahh.....

Such peaceful music, huh?"

Seeing Lari's facial expression contort so much, he changed it to Disturbed.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Now for the sailor moon drawings.....

"If you EVER play that again, I will castrate you, so help me Dad," Lari glared at Emi. Then she reached over and blasted the Twilight movie soundtrack. "I need it to drive," she smirked at his facial expression.

Emerald smirked and replied,

"It's not bad, really. I don't hate everything Twilight. Just the books and the movie.

How did you get that soundtrack on my iPod, anyways?"
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- You do know that the guy who played Edward actually hated the book, right?

"Not. Listening. And it's all part of being daughter of Chuck Norris," Lari smiled slyly. "If I told you, it wouldn't contain the same element of surprise. Duh," she rolled her eyes at his silliness.

((
Anything in my pseudo-signature that isn't a signature is OOC.
Your character really shouldn't have heard that Edward-movie remark
))


Emerald rolled his eyes.

"Sure, sweetie. Just remember that if you mess with my music again, I will castrate you, my hermaphrodite friend."

He looked over the side of the road. He saw a sign saying, Route 97. Baltimore: 15 Miles. He then looked at the clock. 6:00.

"Hey, why don't we stop at Baltimore tonight? Let's look for a hotel to stay the night and go to some attractions."

Em then reached over to his iPod and put it on Shuffle.

Hey!
Have you heard of my religion?
It's called the Church of Hot Addiction.
We believe that God has lust for everything.

Cause now, the time has come for your devotion....
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<em>AzurEmerald</em?>- Cute is what I aim for also.......

"Fine, but we're soooooo getting separate rooms," Lari warned him. "And one more hermaphrodite crack, and I'm throwing you out."

"Separate rooms are implied. Why would I want to share a room with you?

Just make sure that you don't order too many naughty movies. We're on a budget."

The song on Emerald's iPod changed

On the first day of Christmas, Tuxedo Mask gave to me
This totally awesome bag by Versaci
On the second day of Christmas, Tuxedo Mask gave to me....
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Can I still make hermaphrodite meth?

Lari sighed. "Turn it off. Or at least play showtunes. Or I will drive off a cliff!"

"My violent little Lari.

You're willing to kill the two and three quarters of us over a two and a half minute song?"
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<me>AzurEMerald</em>- It's really pretty good.....

"Yes, and don't call me 'your violent little Lari," it makes me sound like a rambunctious two year old," Lari glared at Emi. "Now change the damn song."

"Yes, ma'am." Em said patronizingly.

Emerald hit the fast forward button on the iPod.

I've got the gift of one liners
And you've got the curse of curves
And with this gift I compose words
And the question that comes forward

"How much longer until we get to Baltimore?"
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<me>AzurEmerald</em>- Why can't I spell Emerald right anymore?

Hours later, Lari, Emerald, and Dr. Phil arrived at a hotel in Baltimore. Lari parked Dr. Phil and our two current heroes walked up to the front door.
"OMFG!" They heard from behind. Emerald turned to see Nefnee running after them.
"Where the hell did you come from?!" he screamed.
"Well... when a mommy and daddy really love each other..." Nefnee explained as she hugged Lari.

"Oh, stuff it, Nef."

Emerald ran up to the pair and embraced them both in a giant hug. He kept squeezing and squeezing until their faces started changing color.

"What are you doing here, Mme Fuzzy Britches?"
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Ehh?

Nefnee gasped for air. Emerald let go only to be nose grabbed by Nef.
"I'm here to crash the partay!" Nefnee cried.

Emerald reacted to Nef's violent pinch by punching her in the boobs. She immediately let go.

"Great. I'm glad to see you here.

And let's call a truce right now. I just want to go and relax in the hotel room."
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Wow.

"Stop fighting or I'm turning this car around!" Lari was obviously disoriented by the long driving session.

"Yes, Mme Fuzzy Britches.

We'll do that immediately.

Now, let's get into the hotel and get our rooms."

A few times you been around that track
But your ass is still fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback boy

A few times you been around that track
But your ass is still fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback boy
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- I love parodies.

Lari stormed off to her hotel room, hell-bent on being alone so she can knit in peace. Getting out her knitting needles, she began to knit one, purl two.

Upon arriving, Nefnee realized she didn't pack a thing. All she had were the clothes on her back and the misc. items in her pockets. Deciding that that didn't matter, she grabbed her room key and went off to have some much-missed hotel fun.

So.

I'm a teenager traveling with two similarly aged girls whose rooms connect to mine.

Hmm......
Hhhhmmmm..........
HHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.........................

I'm going to go read.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Of course.

Nefnee kicked open Emerald's door with her eyes closed. "Are ya decent?" she asked.
"......yes" Emerald looked at her as if she were a lunatic.
"Good." Nefnee opened her eyes, quickly walked in and sat on one of the beds. "WTF? Why are you reading?!"

One Hundred Twenty.......

Never mind.

What's up, Neffie?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Exactly

"I'm bored. Help me out. I can't throw a party in a hotel with out my crewmates. It just doesn't seem right."
"Huh?"
"Nothing.... put the book down and come for a walk. I need to burn some energy-slash-hyperness."