Big Brother

"Well?" Lari asked impatiently. "Shall we burn down the front door?"

"I say let's not catch the house on fire, just in case!" Nefnee raised her hand as she said this.

"Then how are we going to escape?" Lari asked skeptically.

"Let's try actually living here for just a bit. How bad can it get? Learn our territory, then come up with a plan."

"No, because of him," Lari nodded towards Jon. "And I miss my Family!" she sniffled.

Em went up to everyone of the bathroom doors and knocked them down. He threw each one back and gathered them in the backyard. He then took a lighter out of his own pants and lit them all on fire.

"Johnny, sweetie, for every thing you do, I'll do ten more."
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- I love you too, dearie.

"We have a backyard?" Lari exclaimed. "That leads outside"

"I like that she focuses on this instead of on the fact that none of the bathrooms have doors now.

I love her priorities."

"Let's bust outta here, bitches!" Lari yelled as she made a run for it to the backyard.

"It has an electrified chain link fence, sweetie."

"WHAT THE FUCK GUYS?!?!?! You friggin burn all the bathroom doors and wanna leave?!?! This was supposed to be meant for fun!!!!" Nefnee realized what she said and gasped. "I mean.... OKAY here's the truth. This was a set up." Nefnee bowed her head.

Lari ran into the fence and was consequently shocked. "OWWWWWWW!" she cried. "That hurt!" she lay on the ground, in too much pain to move.

"Well, you should have realized that putting me and Hurricane here in the same house would bring on disaster. And really, Lari's the only one who's trying to escape."

"I wanna go back to Sparta," Lari whimpered from the ground. "Why the hell are we here?"

"Lari, stop whining and let our little goth friend explain."

"God damnit, Em!" Jon cried as he examined the open bathrooms. "There's no privacy for AJ and Lari! Now we have to watch!"

"Haven't we already gone through this before?" Lari asked. "AJ and I are JUST FRIENDS. He's not my hubby!"

"Classify your relationships with your 'frequent fliers' however you wish," Jon said. "Em, thanks for the door. Please stop destroying things."

Lari kicked Jon. "STOP INSINUATING MY SLUTINESS! I can do that myself, dear," Lari growledat him. "Wait...I meant...I dunno," she shrugged.

Noticing the common possession amongst the other people in the house, Jon pulled his pockets inside out. "Why does everyone besides me have a lighter?"

"Because you're a whore," Lari said, still a bit stung.

"Then why do you have one?" Jon snarled, searching the kitchen for a lighter.

"Everyone has an iPod too," said Nefnee, pulling out her iPhone.

"Bitch, please," Lari rolled her eyes at Jon's latest remark. "Like I haven't heard that before..."

"First of all, I'm not the bitch in the house," Jon said. "And second of all, Nef, see if you can get into contact with anyone on your phone."