Big Brother

"No, you're the Asshole," Lari rolled her eyes yet again. "Sorry, I forgot."

"Oh! Phone! Duh!" Nefnee cried, looking at her contact list. "Who do I call?"

"Call me!" Lari ^_^'ed (yes, it's a verb, just ask Charli) as she got out her cell phone from her purse.

"And do you think that would help us? NO!" Nefnee yelled at Lari. "911?"

"Ghostbusters!" Aj said with a joke and clenched his fist. "Alright guys lets get this over with.. we obviously are stuck here yes. We probably will get the doors fixed. Jon I'm going to ask you nicely to stop saying that Lari and I are sleeping together when my girlfriend Katie has been with me two years. Now could we try and stop trying to kill each other in real life, when we can just go back to doing that over the internet after this year?" Aj asked wanting to have the violence end cause he was becoming annoyed with it.

"Dunn yell at me!" Lari whimpered. "Imma call this Julie chick!" she decided happily.

"RAmen!" Nefnee cried. "Alright, lets organize this joint!" Nefnee ran upstairs again, opening and slamming doors looking for a room to stay in.

K.B walked in from where ever the hell she was and perkily said "I am not bunking with a total stranger. Kay thanks!"

"That's why you're my bunk buddy!" Nefnee cried from upstairs.

"Unless anyone has any major objections.. I suggest when it comes to bunking we just have guys with guys and girls with girls. Unless anyone has any major objections to that?" Aj asked looking around the living room.

"Oh, sorry AJ," Jon said sarcastically, "The fact that you have a girlfriend makes all the difference. There's no way you'd try anything while locked in a house with no obvious supervision for three hundred and sixty-five days.

Oh, and I'm not trying to kill you; just trying to piss you off to the point of certifiable insanity."

K.B took the sluttiest pose possible and sarcasticly said "ACTUALLY! I am a slut, whore, maneater, whatever name you want to call me. I am bunking with a guy thank you very much!" in a horrible valley girl accent.

"Oh then have fun with that. I think I would end up killing you sooner then going insane. After playing with a football team, it takes a lot to make me go insane." Aj said. "So don't tell me that I didn't warn you when I'm hovering over you in the night with a butchers knife then." Aj said calmly and cooly taking a bite out of an apple from the kitchen.

K.B jumped up suddenly very excited. "FRUIT!!! I WANT SOME!" Dashed into the kitchen and promptly came back with a banana. "Yumm"

"So who's going to bunk with who?" Lari asked everyone.

"Of course you'd get a banana," Jon said as he looking through the bookcase. He found the Sailor Moon collection Em had been looking through earlier, ripped a page out, crumpled it up and stuffed it in his mouth. After chewing it for a second, he grimaced and let it roll out of his mouth onto the floor.

"Hmmm...I thought that Japanese people would taste better."

"I'll bunk with Shoupuff..or Jesus as you all know him as. Since he is a band dude, i'll get along with him fine." Aj said.

"K.B and me, Charli and Lari," Nefnee said tiredly.

"Whoa there, AJ," Jon said as he furthered the destruction of the book. "I didn't know you were a wrecking ball."

"Johnny, Johnny.

I agree with AJ. We'd kill you long before you drove us insane."

Emerald went to the kitchen and took a pitcher of ice. He went over to Jon and poured it down his shirt.

"Don't touch my books. They're worth a lot more to me than you are."

Em took the book from his hand and picked up the pieces of paper from the floor.

"Not too wet and everything's still legible. Great."

He then sat down.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Blah.

"A pitcher of ice..." Jon mused as he shivered and removed the shirt, flinging the freezing wet rag into Em's face. "We have ice here?"

"We have EVERYTHING here EXCEPT contact," said Nefnee, remembering her phone.

"No, Jon.

The cold is all your imagination.

I have invaded your mind and made you think it all.

In five seconds, strippers shall start beating you up."
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Then, the elephants will come in.

"Thanks, Em," Jon said. "I mean...I like ice." Jon ran to the freezer, pulled an ice cube out of the ice maker and began sucking on it. "So...what are we doing tonight?"

"Alright! I'm calling 911 now..." Nefnee hit send and hushed the crowd.

...............................*BLZZZBOOP* Please hang up and try your call again!

"DAMMIT!"