Big Brother

Nefnee ran out of water and refilled it with hot, hot tub water. "Burn!!!" she cried.

"Okay," Jon came outside with several boxes in his arms. "You guys are making WAY too much noise. Don't force me to take drastic measures."

"If it is too much noise for you Jon, then just shut the door." Aj said as he splashed Nefnee again.

Nefnee reloaded her gun and ducked down... "SPARTA!!!" she screamed as she shot at Jon.

Jon closed his eyes and endured the water until Nefnee's water tank was empty.

"Smart," Jon said, "very smart. And AJ, the noise carries all the way down to the basement regardless of whether or not the door shuts. Do you know what these are?" He indicated the boxes in his arms by raising them a bit.

"Dammit," Nefnee groaned. "WHAT IS THAT?!"

"Well then my dear friend Jon guess you better hope you can find a good pair of ear plugs. And if I had to guess. I would say those boxes possibly have Nef's clothes.. but it is just a guess." Aj said.

"These," Jon said, walking over to the chlorine pump, "are bouillon cubes from the pantry. They smell lovely." He unscrewed the pump cap, put his shirt over his nose and dropped a handful of the brown cubes into the pump. After he was finished, he screwed the cap back on and emptied the rest of the small boxes directly into the pool.

"Happy swimming!" He walked back into the house and disposed of the empty boxes.

"Oh damn that smells good!!!" Nefnee yelled as she jumped out of the hot tub. "Makes me hungry.... wait I was hungry anyway."

"Damnit." Aj said getting out. "It is going to take forever now to get the level's back to what they should be." He said as he started to drain the pool and began to mess with the chlorine machines to get the water back to what it should be.

"Now what?" Nefnee asked. "I guess I'm off to bed."

"Take me with you!" Jon said in a high voice.

"Em! That is inappropriate!"

Jon walked out to the pool and threw a plastic jug into it, covering the bottom of the pool with slimy milk.

"You're such a bitch, Jon," Nefnee muttered as she passed him.

"I am sure everyone here is aware of that... I am also sure that is the image he is going for. God knows why." K.B said using the most sarcastic detective voice she could manage.

"Because I'm hurt and lost in life and I was abused and I'm pining for your attention and love!" Jon said, pretending that he was about to cry.

"AWWW" K.b jumped up ran across the room and tackled Jon in a gaint bear hug. "Better??"

"No," Jon growled, "now I'm going to fall back into my cutting habit." He walked into the kitchen and got a knife.

K.B, knowing Jon was joking, shrugged, walked to the couch and sprawled across it. "Please clean up after your self I hate blood."

Jon squirted a bit of red food coloring onto the knife, rubbed it over the blade and walked over to KB.

"Okay," he said, "I'll clean up." He wiped the blade on the couch near her face.

K.B screamed, jumped up,ran over to the book case, grabbed the biggest book and promptly threw it as hard as she could at Jon. And smiled when she heard the statisfiying oof when it hit his stomache. "Asshole, next time it will be your head."

"Why are you trying to friggin destroy this house?! We have to live here you know!" Nefnee yelled, pointing at the bright-red stain.

"You sort of answered your own question," Jon said, picking up the book KB threw at him. "We have to live here, and I'm trying to destroy it. Once I destroy it, we won't have to live here because...well, because we won't be able to."

"Well I doubt that will work!!!" Nefnee stormed off upstairs. "Do not disturb!!! Taking a shower!" she screamed from her room before slamming the steel door.

Jon walked into the basement and reappeared with the pipe Em had been brandishing and began banging on the steel door, creating a nauseating cacophony of metallic rings and clashes.

Aj just kept working on the system finally getting it corrected after hours of work and went inside. He just shook his head at Jon who was making racket.