What would you do if I....?

Otay here are the rules- You say 'What would you do if I...' and then the next person says 'I would'...and then says 'what would you do if I...' and so on......

Still don't understand? I thought so. Here's an example:

{Person 1} What would you do if I lit myself on fire?

{person 2} I would pour gasoline on you.

What would you do if I started to fly?

...and so on.

Now that you understand, let's play.

What would you do if I assembled a Cabbage Patch Army of Doom and Exposition?

I'd join and become a top commander!

What would you do if I ate your school principal?

Id laugh and say "wow u r a empty pit of nothingness"

What would you do if i bit u and u turned into a vampire?

seek out Spike and make him my bitch after staking you.

what would you do if I ran away and married Ghandi's zombie? (don't judge. it was the first thing I thought of after five minutes of nothingness.)

Crash the wedding.

What would you do if I became a rockstar and left you behind? (and started dating Nick Jonas )

buy every album you ever make (providing I like your music, of course) and applaud you and Nick

What would you do if I wrote an Avatar fanfic starring Zuko and an original character of mine?

I would steal the cookies.

What would you do if I killed Bella and married Edward Cullen?

burn every book in the Twilight series that I can get my hands on because I've never read any and I'm so confused!!!

What would you do if I adopted a British accent, joined the mafia, and started saying "cunt" instead of "bitch"? (God, I love Gangster No. 1...)

I laugh at the fact that most of the people in our school wouldn't understand what your saying... then they'd google it.

What would you do if I came to school crossdressed? (One word... two words... hyphenated?)

I would applaud your awesomeness.

What would you do if I ate yo' babiez, dawg? Straight up!

Hey, "Dawg" is my gangsta name! (Mo's is "Fo'Shizzle" and Sir Joshica's is "Homie".)

But I would cry and then steal all the babies from the maternity ward at the hospital. Muhaha!

What would you do if I started worshiping a band who's songs are mostly Satanic though the lead singer is Jewish?

Haha, I love Sir Joshica's hair!! XD

I would host an INTERVENTION!!!!

What would you do if I keeled you all in the name of Canada? xD

Rise from the dead and beat you with a hockey stick and coffee from Tim Hortons (Canada's version of Krispy Kreme plus Starbucks then made 14.73 times better!).

What would you do if I suddenly ditched band, ROTC, and singing and became a vegetarian?

I'd wait a few months then randomly one day walk up to you and scream WHAT THE &*%$ IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!

Sorry Kevinin... not the vegetarian part.

What would you do if I turned yellow, became decapitated, and my nose fell off?

Wonder why you didn't turn blue.

What would you do if I came up to you and gave you a lap dance?

I'd Say "... WHAT THE #%&$ IS WRONG WITH YOU?... (whats wrong with the world)"


What would you do if I killed a helpless cow, ate it raw, then went to a farm and killed and ate every poor defenceless animal there?... Oh and refused to admit i did it?

I'd scream "YOU LIAR! YOU SAID YOU WERE A VEGETARIAN!!!"

What would you do if I bit a chunk out of you?

Fill in the hole with Silly String and take a bite out you.

What would you do if I burned every book in Oprah's Book Club? (God, I hate my summer English assignment...)

Id thank you a lot.

What would you do if I shot the Annapolis Recreations and Park Head with an arrow that caused perfuse bleeding?

I would knight you.

What would you do if I dedicated my life to acting but really sucked?

I would become your bodyguard to protect you from evil people.

What would you do if if I sucked out your soul and owned you for the rest of eternity?

I would have to kill you. It'd be easy. I'd be a soulless, evil monster.

What would you do if I bobbed my hair in a 1920's style? https://2img.net/h/i18.photobucket.com/albums/b116/taytaylorD/1920_1930_hairstyles.jpg (second from bottom and second from right)

Id Say Oh My God Why did you distroy your hair??????????

What would you do if I became Drum Major for the AHS Band?

I'd scream, "I WANTED TO BE DRUM MAJOR!!!" There are only, like, 4 or 5 softmores now for one thing.

What would you do if I licked my finger and touched your pizza and said, "That's mine, mine, mine, mine," to all of the good pieces?

To Kevinin, laugh.

To Nefnee, eat the pizza anyway after bashing you upside the head with a random blunt object.

What would you do if I actually believed that I was my character here http://s2.gladiatus.com/game/c.php?uid=172933 and actually started calling myself Kenneth Logan?