What would you do if I....?

Subject: Re: What would you do if I....? 9/16/2008, 6:53 am

"randome blunt object?"

I would tie you down on a chair and beat you senseless untill you come to realize that you are not a character from an odd glatiator internet game.

What would you do if I was a powerful Druid (aka some really powerful, magickal, tree-hugger) and had an animal companion as a Giant Spider?

Subject: Re: What would you do if I....? 9/16/2008, 5:18 pm

Shudder.

What would you do if I suddenly grew to be 5'10"?

Subject: Re: What would you do if I....? 9/16/2008, 5:48 pm

Laugh at you being only slightly taller than me (5'7, man)

What would you do if I started dating a gay guy?

Subject: Re: What would you do if I....? 9/16/2008, 9:18 pm

Wait, like, what if you turned a gay guy straight, or if you turned a straight guy gay? Either way, I'd lawl.

What would you do if I decided I wanted to play high school football next year? It's not unheard of. Other schools have girls on their teams.

Subject: Re: What would you do if I....? 9/17/2008, 7:00 am

I would say "You Know, you are going to be jumped in the hallways or be raped in the locker rooms"

What would you do if i was to date one of my close friends? (Not saying Who)

Subject: Re: What would you do if I....? 9/18/2008, 7:25 am

Depends on who...

What would you do if I (almost) killed you for coffee?

Subject: Re: What would you do if I....? 9/18/2008, 4:32 pm

Make sure you always had coffee before it was too late.

What would you do if I learned to play bass and put together a band where I was the lead vocalist?

Subject: Re: What would you do if I....? 9/18/2008, 4:55 pm

Become your manager.

What would you do if I stole your car and drove it off a cliff? (after jumping out, of course)

Subject: Re: What would you do if I....? 9/18/2008, 6:34 pm

Id be mad at you for a few minutes, but then I would Be glad that you are safe and unharmed...

What would you do if I drew a Bunny rabbit on all of the papers in your binder.

Subject: Re: What would you do if I....? 9/19/2008, 5:21 pm

I'd slap you, like I did, 'cause you did.

What would you do if I made "I kissed a girl" my theme song?

Subject: Re: What would you do if I....? 10/4/2008, 4:09 pm

I'd muder you with Cherry Chapstick

What would you do if I dyed my hair orange?

Subject: Re: What would you do if I....? 10/4/2008, 6:58 pm

Laugh, honestly if it looked funny and if it looked alright, then because I'm a girl of my word.

What would you do if I said I'VE GOTTEN MY LEARNER'S PERMIT!

Subject: Re: What would you do if I....? 10/4/2008, 8:49 pm

I would yell GAH I HATE YOU then inspect it. I did that to Thomas. AND YES I DID USE A REAL NAME! But thats a common first name so nobody can figure it out, unlike some teachers' last names and such.

Whoops I forgot where I was going...

What would you do if I inspected and admired your drivers permit?

Subject: Re: What would you do if I....? 10/4/2008, 8:57 pm

Be severely weirded out because my picture on that thing sucks.

What would you do if only spoke in quotes from TV shows?

Subject: Re: What would you do if I....? 10/4/2008, 9:07 pm

Reply back with other TV quotes...

What would you do if I installed Linux on your computer?
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AzurEmerald- Right after I do it on mine, of course...

Subject: Re: What would you do if I....? 10/4/2008, 9:14 pm

Scream. I lurve my Windows 2000.

What would you do if I couldn't live without listening to DragonForce at least every two hours?

Subject: Re: What would you do if I....? 10/4/2008, 9:44 pm

Buy you all of their music.

What would you do if I joined the Marine Corps Scout Sniper Unit after High School?

Subject: Re: What would you do if I....? 10/4/2008, 9:47 pm

Lawl 'cause it would be so awesome.

What would you do if I loved my left marching band shoe more than you?

Subject: Re: What would you do if I....? 10/4/2008, 9:55 pm

Wonder what makes that shoe so special.

What would you do if I texted you like crazy and ran up your bill?

Subject: Re: What would you do if I....? 10/4/2008, 10:12 pm

Laugh at your futile attempt. My parents disabled my phone from sending or receiving pics or messages.

What would you do if my mind switched with my cousin's (the airhead cousin, not the Jesus-look-alike cousin)?

Subject: Re: What would you do if I....? 10/4/2008, 10:27 pm

I wouldn't know, really...

I don't think I've met either of you before...

What would you do if I ever became rich?
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AzurEmerald- Or ever obtained another girlfriend?

Subject: Re: What would you do if I....? 10/4/2008, 11:05 pm

Wonder how the hell you did it.

My 250th post!

What would you do if I went all asian on you?

Subject: Re: What would you do if I....? 10/4/2008, 11:27 pm

Wonder how you did it...

What would you do if I gained Waterbending powers?
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AzurEmerald- Almost forgot the almost-but-not-quite signature...

Subject: Re: What would you do if I....? 10/5/2008, 8:36 am

Cry, because I'm still working on learning to Firebend, and either way, you'd pwn me. (Don't get on my case about the chatspeak, Nefnee!)

What would you do if I ended every Canadian bashing sentence with "eh?"? Example: "Canadians are beer swilling hockey nuts, eh?"

Subject: Re: What would you do if I....? 10/5/2008, 1:12 pm

Laugh and have a mini flashback to when someone in my class thought I was from Canadia.

What would you do if I robbed you clean?