Corrupt a Wish Game!!

granted but now you don't have any more wishes.

I wish I could figure out what branch of the military I really want to join.

Granted, but you realize that they don't want you.

I can't make anymore wishes.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Of course.....

Well if you can't make a wish then don't corrupt someone else's!

I wish we had longer lunches.

Granted but then you eat too much from the longer lunch

I wish I knew when the world would end.

Granted, but this vision causes you to become one of those people that stand in the streets and yell "I'VE SEEN THE END"

I wish I could get better grades.

Granted but then people demand you help them with there grades

I Wish I could prove to the world that no one religion is the true religion

Granted, but then Godzilla loses his copyright authority.

I wish that I could go to sleep early and wake up at a good time every day.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- I can't remember!

granted but then you become a robot basically

I wish I never got tired.

Granted, but you get bored in the middle of the night when there's nothing to do.

I wish posting on NNG would be considered my homework.

Granted but you can't always get it done.

I wish I was done with High school.

Granted, but you go to college and it sucks.

I wish we had more tests instead of homework.

Granted but they count for more on your final grade.

I wish I could pass calc.

Granted but you fail everything else.

I wish I had principal's honor roll.

Granted but then your mom expects you to always get it.

I wish I was an officer next year.

Granted, but it's too much responsibility.

I wish I didn't have a limit.

Granted but then you get bored cause you can't stop doing what ever that limit was on.

I wish I had a job.

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish I could throw things well.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Or that I could sing The Carpal Tunnel of Love well....

Granted but you get arrested for throwing someone's car.

I wish I had superpowers.

Granted, but they only last for 5 minutes

I wish I could fly
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<em>AzurEMerald</em>- Home!

Granted but you can only fly as far as you can jump high. (in otherwords if you can only jump one foot you can only fly for one foot)

I wish I had some explosives right now.

Granted but their rigged to explode in 1 second


I wish that we had a fensing program

Granted but we don't have the money to get the equipment

I wish there was a magical way to get skinny.

Granted but due to the sudden change in your weight you get really sick


I wish that I could sleep in my own bed for x-mas

Granted but you get no presents

I wish I was santa claus.

Granted but you die of obeseness.

I wish I could FLYYYYYY.