Corrupt a Wish Game!!

Granted but you are always crashing into things

I wish I had an outlet for my pervertedness

Granted but its a secret lover.

I wish the whole world was bi.

Granted but no one wants to be with you oddly enough.

I wish I had a way to get what I always wanted.

Granted but I can too.

I wish I would never age or die.

Granted but you would always be a minor and never be able to have sex legally.

I wish I knew how to please everyone.

Granted, but you can never use your knowledge to its full potential.

I wish I could draw better.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- And fix it.

granted but you would never be able to get back to tell everyone what really happened.

I wish I was the overlord of the school.

Granted but you are overthrown my Nick Wu.

I wish I could control people.

Granted but it never works out how you would like it to work out.

I wish I could seduce any female I wanted to.

Granted but they all hate you because you're taken.

I wish I could read a book by osmosis.

Granted but it isn't as great as you thought it was.

I wish I could cure cancer

Granted but you start to get stalked by bald cancer patients.

I wish I could get all of my friends on the internet at once.

Granted but you become so overwhelmed you never want to talk to people on the internet again.

I wish my shoulder blade wasn't in pain.

Granted but you overdose on pain killers.

I wish I controlled the internet.

Granted but it becomes too much information to control and the people rebel.

I wish I owned Austrailia.

Granted but the US gets jealous and declares war.

I wish I ruled the world.

Granted but you eventually are overthrown by a huge world wide rebellion.. or you get killed in a massive orgy ordered by you.

I wish I was an expert in everything.

Granted but your brain explodes of overload.

I wish I were smarterer.

ok, but no matter how smart you get, you will never be smarter than a fifth grader.

I wish I owned a plane

Granted but chipmunks take it over and crash it and you die in the conflagration

I wish for world peace

Granted but now we have to deal with universal peace.

I wish we did actually live on Mars

Granted, but we all die from the extreme weather.

I wish I knew more useful computer language.

Granted but you get the fingerings mixed up somehow.

I wish I was able to play the trombone and guitar.

Granted but you don't have a trombone or guitar.

I wish I could play piano like Wu.