What would you do if I....?

Let you in and save you the trouble.

What would you do if I ran through your mind all day.....

Screaming.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Yeah, it's a question. It just has weird formatting.

Have random seizures all day.

What would you do if I quit nng?

I would have to find someone else to make fun of us.

What would you do if I quit NnG?

I'd ask you why.

What would you do if the Jonas Brothers came to our school?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- After gagging your guts out, anyways.

If for a day, skip. If permanently, transfer.

What would you do if I learned to play the drums and joined a band?

Probably just make more fun of you with Drummer jokes.

What would you do if I started a band in general?

Become your number one fan.

What would you do if I mooched from every meal you get?

YOu already do that basically.. in one form or another.

What would you do if I demanded payment for all the food/rides I give you?

Pay, since it's worth it.

What would you do if I got a drivers license even though I'm not old enough?

Make sure I'm not on the road.. that or teach you

What would you do if I became supreme ruler of the world?

(1000th post! WOOT!!!)

As long as you leave me alone, nothing.

What would you do if I tied you up with gaffe tape?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Come! Heel!

Ask why you didn't use duct tape.

What would you do if I began to always dress like a pirate and said it's because of my religion?

Probably wouldn't question it, just ask what you do in your religion.

What would you do if I gave you sex toys every x-mas?

Wonder what that's supposed to mean.

What would you do if I randomly "attacked" you?

Idk define attack please?

What would you do if I raped you every day of the year?

It would eventually get tiring...

What would you do if I randomly jumped on your back?

Probably run around like I was giving you a piggy back ride.

What would I do if I asked you to be in a threesome?

No.

What would you do if I gave you a kiss?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em,>- Ehh?

Probably punch you in the face and other places

What would you do if I bit you?

Probably the same thing you did to me.

What would you do if I started drawing clown faces on everything?
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em>AurEmerald</em>- Ten Thousand Fists in the air!

Just start walking away.

What would you do if I could beat Fire and the Flames on expert with 100 percent?

I'd rent you out to lower nerds who can't do it.

What would you do if I could play the piano?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- About the following things....

Probably appluad you.

What would you do if I knew how to make cold fusion work?

Scratch my head.

What would you do if I kissed you?

Slap you.

What would you do if I had a sucking shoulder wound?