Big Brother

"Well Nefnee, looks like your little note idea on facebook, has now become a reality. So I guess we had better start getting along, because like it or not we are stuck here."

Jon glanced at AJ. "Oh, so we're telling jokes tonight?"

"If that is your idea of a joke my friend, then you might want to look at your own sense of humor. No we aren't to truely answer that question, I'm stating fact." AJ said

"My idea of a joke is something funny or thoughtless, like the phrase 'let's all get along because we're stuck here.'

If I have to explain everything I say to you, I'm going to commit suicide rather soon."

"I'm afraid we are stuck here," Nefnee said, wondering why nobody asked about how it was a setup. "Ok so upstairs... I found clothes! My clothes! I think yours are up there too!"

"Hmm you committing suicide might not be a bad option, I'm sure there are a few people who would love for you to pick that option." AJ said with a grin and a chuckle as he took another bite out of his apple and headed up to the room that had his clothing in it.

"Yes.

Jon, please, what is 2 + 2?

Why is the sky blue?

Why don't wood chucks chuck wood?"
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Really, I like the Rick Roll

"I'm sure that you'd like me to," Jon said, following AJ and Nefnee upstairs. "That way, you wouldn't have anyone hurting your poor wittle feewings."

Aj heard the two plus two question and yelled down his answer. "Two plus two equals fish Em."

"And it would save me the trouble of going to your room in the middle of the night and doing it myself."

He followed them up.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Really, why is my teacher such a [censored words here]

Jon grabbed a shirt out of a bureau and put it on. He peered out into the hallway and saw Em coming up the stairs. "What are you doing?"

"Coming after my favorite little man in the house.

And you, I suppose."
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Yes, she is.

Jon cocked an eyebrow. "I see. So that's two wrecking balls in the house."

"As long as they don't bunk with eachother!" Nefnee called from her room.

"Em is the creepy one in the basement," Jon said, "And AJ is already sleeping with Lari. By the way, Nef, why did you want to know who's bunking with who?"

"What? We already figured that out." Nefnee raised an eyebrow.

"Jon, i'm just going to let you keep thinking that I'm sleeping with Lari, everyone else here knows that I'm not sleeping with Lari." Aj said from his room as he was leaving his room to go and explore the house.

"It's a house; there's nothing to explore," Jon called after AJ. "And thanks for giving me permission to make jokes about your sexual relationship with her, big guy. Lari told me to call you that because it turns you on."

"Funny, I hope you realize that no one will listen to you after awhile and thus your little bubble you make by making yourself feel like the bully because you think your sex jokes about another person or funny, will no longer exist. And last I checked you aren't my mother and you can't tell me what I can and can't do, and I would like to know where everything is so that I can pop out of nowhere when I decide to kill you." Aj said and headed off into the house to get away from Jon and to see what exactly was in the house.

"Don't you dare talk back to me, son!"

"Wow...." Nefnee decided to explore a bit too and walked towards the stairs, hugging Jon as she passed him.

Jon glared at Nef and slammed his door shut. "I'm waking you all up in the morning!" He yelled as he locked the door.

Em opened Jon's door.

"We love you too, kiddo."

Em gave Jon a quick hug and went after AJ, also wanting to learn about the house.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- I'm going back and putting these in.

Jon came down the stairs and looked around the living area. "AJ, where's the house arrest instruction book?"

"Try on the book shelf, three row second book in. Why do you want to know?" he asked coming from the pool and excercise room area.