Big Brother

"Ah! Not Ippy!" Lari cried as her iPod was taken away. "Jon, I hate you," she stuck out her tongue at him, then went back to her happy place.

"I don't blame you, Em," Jon said, blowing a piece of fuzz into the air and seemingly ignoring Lari. "It's quiet down there, too. Oh, except, of course, for the water heater that screams, whines, bangs, and moans all night. Sort of like Lari and AJ."

"Well this place has a complete Wi-fi and I already told you the kitchen was full and gets refilled." Aj said looking through the book he had found near the enterance at the beginning.

"I can fix the heater. The beds aren't that heavy, either. I can drag one down. The internet and phone reach down to the basement and it's bigger than any of the rooms.

It's a pretty sweet deal."
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Yay.

"Em, you can take my other bed." Jon got up and snatched the book from AJ's hands. "That's a novel I'm reading, not a fucking instruction manual for house arrest."

"They shut it off, I heard. Just intranet. No connection to the outside world." Nefnee jumped on the couch and stretched herself across, not allowing anyone else to sit there.

Emerald sat on top of Nef, just to be contrary.

"What? Why? WE NEED CONTACT!!!"
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- In a defying mood.

"NO my good friend. This.." Aj said holding out Jon's book from the kitchen. "This is your book, that there was the book the explained what was in this crazy house, fully equipped kitchen, hot tub, pool, game room as well as a bunch of other stuff." Aj said snatching back the book and then handing Jon his book back.

The synapses in Lari's brain clicked as she got what Jon said. "Hey! I resent that statement!" she yelled through the closet door.

Jon slithered behind the couch and tilted it forty-five degrees forward, dumping Nefnee and Em onto the carpet. He simultaneously flipped himself over the back, stretched his legs out and opened the book. Ignoring Nefnee's violent efforts to reclaim the couch, he paged through the book until he found the spot where he left off.

"So, AJ and Lari are snuggling together, Nef and I have our own rooms, and the rest get their own beds because there are a few left over. Oh, and of course, the hermit crab is living in the basement with the sex heater. Wait; this isn't my book. Sorry, AJ, same color." He hurled the book at AJ.

"Oye moron, I'm stuck with Jesus, or shoupuff as he is known as.. i'm not in the same room as Lari dumbass." He said hearing Jon's comment

Em stood up off the floor and picked Jon off the couch.

"Next time, sweetie, ask. Got that?

So, what shall we do now?
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<em>AzurEmerlad</em>- Eh?

"That was WAYYY off, man. WAYYYY off." Nefnee snatched Jon's book and ran to the backyard.

"But, AJ, you two are...ohhhh, sorry. Your loss of intelligence around her led me to believe that the blood that would normally go to your puny brain was going elsewhere."

"And don't call me sweetie," Jon snarled at Em.

"Oh thats it!" Aj said tackling jon and shoving him straight into the wall. "I don't take insults kindly." he said as he left Jon on the floor where he went after he rammed him into the wall.

K.B finially realizes that there is this thing called the real world and wonders what the hell is going on.

"Why not? It fits your sparkling personality so well!

Sweetie."

Emerald went over to the bookshelf and picked up a book.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Seriously. You fit a sweetie profile.

Nefnee croutched near Jon. "You do know those two are extremely taken, right?"

Lari emerged from her happy place. "Can't we just GET ALONG?" she wailed. "Why must we fight like small children?"

"Don't touch that," Jon said to Em as he brushed himself off. "That's old. Merriam Webster's Daily Use Dictionary, circa 1933. And AJ, don't get cranky at me because you haven't gotten any in a week. Blame her--" Jon stabbed a finger towards Lari.

"Umm.... This is a Sailor Moon compilation.

Get your glasses fixed, sweetie.

And how do you know how much action he's gotten? You have a fetish for hiding out in other men's closets at night?"
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Now. There. He looks like a zombie.

"Hey! What am I being accused of?" Lari asked, puzzled.

"For your information mister I think everyone around here wants sex. I'm still a virgin and don't plan on having sex until I get married." Aj said storming off into the kitchen to see what all was in the kitchen.

Jon chuckled at AJ. "Em, you just picked up a dictionary, I swear. You must've put it back..."

"Oh, and Lari, you're being accused of not servicing your hubby for a week. Kids get cranky when you don't give them candy."

"Hubby? AJ?" Lari snorted in disbelief. "Yeah, right. My husband's not here, dipshit," she explained.