What would you do if I....?

I don't know depended on how kinky they were.

What would you do if I asked you to star in a movie I was making?

I would scream "YAYYYYYY!!!"

What would you do if I brought out this book? http://books.google.com/books?id=ejPKAAAACAAJ&dq=kink

I would probably steal it and try to read it.

What would you do if I made constant contributions to a porn website?

I'd be happy for you and your pleased libido.

What would you do if I stored the bodies of dead rabbits under my bed?
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<em>AzurEmerald</eM>- I don't know, okay?

I would ask you if you were selling the feet or making rabbit stew?

What would you do if I had a movie about my life story made?

Never watch it, cause it would be boring.

What would you do if I knocked on your front door?

Probably invite you in.

What would you do if I made a porno starring you?

Wonder who gave you the vids.

What would you do if I became famous for nothing?

Wonder who you had sex with to make that possible.

What would you do if I drugged you and raped you?

Half of that question has been asked before. The drugging part, I wouldn't care

What would you do if I got put in a straightjacket?

Pull a houdini and magically escape from it.

What would you do if I turned you into a nice white rabbit

Hide from the bunny killer that is Emerald.

What would you do if I locked every forum game?

I would wonder who you are and what you have done with the real nefnee.

What would you do if I tied up Kevinin and hung him by his ankles in the band room?

Take pictures.

What would you do if I started performing a Satanic ritual in your house?
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<em?AzurEmerald</em>- Complete with guitar solo....

Probably run you off with the hose and leave you out to freeze in this weather.

What would you do if I flooded the school?

POOL PARTY!

What would you do if I shared your most intimate secrets with my friends on the internet?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Ehh?

umm do you even know my most intimate secrets?.. probably little to nothing since I doubt they know me.

What would you do if I proved that there really was a pool on the third floor and a hot tub in the basement of the school?

Skip history and partay in the hot tub.

What would you do if I opened a teen club across the street from the school?

Probably skip out of school a few days out of the week.

What would you do if I owned a strip club?

Get a job... not like that!

What would you do if I showed you an underground secret passage from the school to subway?

(I assume you would be the bar tender there at my club?)

Probably tell you I already knew it existed but don't use it cause of the trolls.

What would you do if I proved Darwin's Theory of evolution?

Hug you and rub it in some peoples' faces.

(And yes, bartender)

What would you do if I went to a college to major in mixology?

First off try and figure out if that was really a major and then try to figure out what you were going to do with it.

What would you do if I became the worlds richest man?

Follow you around in hopes of you dropping something.

What would you do if I bought out Apple?

Get you to authorize the production of Mac tablets. And then get you to give me one for free.

What would you do if I grew a tree in my room?
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<em>ShadowPendant</em>- I'm sorry, Star.