What would you do if I....?

Probably hope you lower the price of Apple Products.

What would you do if I became the Superindent of schools?

Get you to ban homework.

What would you do if I created a hit webshow?

Make sure that I was co-host.

What would you do if I learned Python?
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<em>ShadowPendant</em>- PYTHON!

Kill you for learning it.

What would you do if I rarly usd vwls?

I would kill you for doing that.

What would you do if I let you meet Avril Lavigne?

HUG YOU so hard you would suffocate.

What would you do if I started dating SUPER MAGIC BOY?

First of all, ew.

Second, good luck with that. I hope it works out between you.

What would you do if I became a famous animator?
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<em>Sjadpw{endant</em>- Ahh, okay.

Die of jealousy because that is my dream job.

What would you do if I burped really loudly in the middle of the cafeteria?

I would wonder how you got so gosh darn smart.

What would you do if I was nice for a day?

Wonder "who you are and what have you done with Super Magic Boy?"

What would you do if I recruited a creeper here?

Umm not care cause the creeper probably wouldn't know who I was.

What would you do if I wasn't who you thought I was?

Wonder who you were in the first place.

What would you do if I turned into a flower?

-poof-

Consider which was better, to take care of you and keep you alive.. or just let you die.

What would you do if I began construction of a waterslide park inside the school?

Break into the school at night and put yellow dye instead of chlorine in.

What would you do if I started a zydeco band?

Probably not care cause I don't know what that is.

What would you do if I was the Zodiac killer?

Kill you when my "time of the month" comes around.

What would you do if I was Karl Marx?

Probably get into an arguement about how your way of government is a good idea but fails when you add in humans.

What would you do if I knew who Jack the Ripper really was?

Smother you with my Marxist beard.

What would you do if I violated the rules ONE MOAR TIEMZ!?!11?1/

ME? I wouldn't do much since I have little authority but ask Lari she might tell you what SHE would do.

What would you do if I hacked your computer and prevented you from using the internet ever again?

Steal your computer so I don't die of sudden loss of my addiction.

What would you do if I got the password to all of your internet accounts?

Change the passwords.

What would you do if I lined up 100 people on top of a really tall building and made them shake their heads, causing it to "snow" and close all the schools?

laugh at your pathetic attempt..

What would you do if I blew up the board of ed building?

Have you expelled.

What would you do if I threw a book into your somewhere?

Cry "WTF?!?!"

What would you do if I showed up as a guest star on your favorite show?