You haven't lived until...

Subject: You haven't lived until... 10/5/2008, 8:41 am

Alright, normally, my posts here are clean and polite (with the exception of the Halloween RPG where my costume is a British gangster) but here, purely for the purpose of shits and giggles, I'm going to take a break from that and have some fun. I invite you all to join me.

You haven't lived until you've scrubbed blood out of a white lace thong.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/5/2008, 3:02 pm

You haven't lived until you've had to unclog the toilet that has already overflowed onto the floor, then having to clean up the overflow.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/5/2008, 3:12 pm

You haven't lived until you've had to re-tie the knot in the tampon string so that you could GET THE FUCKING THING THE HELL OUT OF YOUR BODY.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/5/2008, 3:15 pm

You haven't lived until you've had to do your brother's laundry, who oh by the way only changes underwear maybe two-three times a week.. and he is in 6th grade..

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/5/2008, 3:17 pm

You haven't lived until you've had to sleep on the other side of the bed after "self-entertaining" because the liquids you produced made the sheets all cold while you got up to go to the bathroom.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/5/2008, 3:30 pm

You haven't lived until you've had to do walking around in a possible disease infested swamp just to cut down a few freaking trees.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/5/2008, 3:33 pm

You haven't lived until you've had to pick fleas off of your puppy's ass.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/5/2008, 3:40 pm

You haven't lived until you've cleaned out a litter box

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/5/2008, 3:53 pm

You haven't lived until you've had to give your cat a bath.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/5/2008, 4:02 pm

You haven't lived until you've turned emo at least once
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- >_> What? It's unpleasant...

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/5/2008, 4:11 pm

You haven't lived until you've fallen in love with a guy and then found out he's gay. Or worse. That he's bi but has a boyfriend. >.<

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/5/2008, 4:29 pm

You haven't lived until pretty much everyone you ask out rejects you.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- No. That hasn't happened to me... It was a friend of mine...

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/5/2008, 4:46 pm

You haven't lived until you've had to clean your younger brother's puke off of the toilet.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/6/2008, 6:10 pm

You haven't lived until you've visited the inside of a sewage treatment plant.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/6/2008, 6:11 pm

You haven't lived until you've had to make gravy from the guts you pulled out of the Thanksgiving dinner turkey.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/6/2008, 6:13 pm

You haven't lived until you've died and come back to live all in the course of 10 mins.. or so you think.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/6/2008, 6:24 pm

You haven't lived until you've smelled the ointment the paramedics smear on your upper lip to shock you out of unconsciousness.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/6/2008, 6:26 pm

(yay second page)

You haven't lived until you've almost puked on your commanding officer's shoes.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/6/2008, 6:28 pm

You haven't lived until you've had to sit out part of Unit Inspection because your nerves were making you sick and then you got pitying advice from all the seniors you idolize.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/6/2008, 6:29 pm

You haven't lived until you've been smacked in the forehead with a 10 lbs rifle.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/6/2008, 6:33 pm

You haven't lived until you've been cut by one of those rifles and the injury - over the course of one afternoon - at first was just red and yellow, then the yellow looked like an "M", then the yellow looked like a globe and anchor. Now, two and a half years later, it's scarred.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/6/2008, 6:33 pm

You haven't lived until you've gotten your ass kicked by a Marine.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/6/2008, 6:37 pm

You haven't lived until you've beaten three Marine's, an Army Ranger, and a SEAL at dodge ball.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/6/2008, 6:39 pm

You haven't lived until you've flown on the same C-9 that Tom Cruise apparently flew on during the making of Top Gun

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/6/2008, 6:42 pm

You haven't lived until you've watched Bill Engvall flip out about flying in F-16s.