You haven't lived until...

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/11/2008, 10:12 pm

You haven't lived until you've tried to convince adults in charge that the girls in marching band should wear the skirts in the supply closets because Japanese school girl whores is a better look than gay sailors.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/12/2008, 11:28 am

You haven't lived until you've been convinced into thinking that there is a madman on the streets waiting for you, making you take an alternate route back to your friend's house that takes you 40 minutes to navigate.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Why weren't any of you at J's party yesterday?

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/12/2008, 1:45 pm

You haven't lived until you've had to deal with parents changing their minds at least five times concerning whether or not you could go to a certain party.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/12/2008, 9:05 pm

You haven't lived until you've mapped out your plan to take over the world.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/13/2008, 5:38 pm

You haven't lived until you've fought with your friends over which one of you will take over the world.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/14/2008, 6:03 pm

You haven't lived until after you've fought with who will take over the world you actually agree to start dividing up the contries as to who will control what.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/14/2008, 9:21 pm

You haven't lived until you've relinquished your claim on New Zealand. (Can I please still have that valley for Edoras?)

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/14/2008, 9:29 pm

(What country are you willing to give up for that little section?)

You haven't lived until you've used night vision goggles.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/14/2008, 9:37 pm

(I'm not giving you a country for a valley! ...How about Indonesia?)
You haven't lived until you've had a shaft of wood shoved into your hands by a guy, terrifying you because you don't know how to handle it. (Could I have worded that any more perversely?)

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/14/2008, 9:52 pm

(no I don't think you could have worded the worse, I'll trade you hawii for that valley)
You haven't lived until you've seen the orginal Star Trek

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/14/2008, 9:54 pm

(How about Midway?)
You haven't lived until you've fallen in love with several men who have all been dead for several hundred years.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/14/2008, 9:56 pm

You haven't lived until you've actually been friends with the person who loves those guys

(how about the islands that are off Alaska, can't remember the name right now)

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/14/2008, 9:58 pm

You haven't lived until your crushes on fictional characters result in another character raping you via your dreams and then harassing you via pseudo-schizophrenia for three days.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/14/2008, 10:05 pm

You haven't lived until you've started flipping out about your own made up characters and how they are mocking you.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/14/2008, 10:06 pm

You haven't lived until you've been to f-chan.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/14/2008, 10:10 pm

You haven't lived until you actually go and edit Wiki.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/14/2008, 10:13 pm

You haven't lived until you've claimed "Night on Bald Mountain", "One-Winged Angel", and "The Imperial March" as your theme songs.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/14/2008, 10:15 pm

You haven't lived until you've played and beaten all the Final Fantasy Games.. oh and you actually completely understand the plots too.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/14/2008, 10:17 pm

You haven't lived until you've searched a church booksale for a Hannibal Lecter book... and found it.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/16/2008, 10:28 am

You haven't lived until you've gotten on this forum at school instead of doing your classwork...and your teacher didn't care.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/16/2008, 4:56 pm

You haven't lived until you've gone onto xkcd.com at school instead of doing your classwork and the teacher only laughed and asked you to find her favorite comic for her to read again.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/16/2008, 7:59 pm

You haven't lived until you've learned that your instructor is telling that Politics and Prostitutes are very similar.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/16/2008, 10:09 pm

You haven't lived until Commander's "written" you one of his form recommendations. (It was so beautiful that Mike's mother cried... and then Mike, Winnie, and Annie all realized that they had been given form letters.)

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/16/2008, 10:29 pm

You haven't lived until you've delayed an entire day's class just to keep the lesson from going any further because of the pep rally.

Subject: Re: You haven't lived until... 10/16/2008, 10:33 pm

You've haven't lived until you've set the class on two tangents before the slide show was set up, another on the first slide, and yet another tangent two slides later. Lucky for us the Falklands War was so short.