You haven't lived until...

You haven't lived until you've found a way to sneak orgasm in school.

You haven't lived until you've been the subject of a "Molest _____" week.

You haven't lived until one of your friends reccomends you date your girlfriend's best friend on the side.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- I can tell from just being on the train

You haven't lived until you've talked about having a threesome with one of your friends and they say they might with you and your partner in the future.

You haven't lived until you've been "accidentally' ass-grabbed.

IT TOTALLY WAS AN ACCIDENT!
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<EM>AzurEmerald</em>- I don't know why you don 't believe me //_>

Not just you, hon.

You haven't lived until you've started the entire class singing "I Kissed a Girl"

You haven't lived until you've given a demo on how to do a proper headlock and how to break a person's neck.

You haven't lived until you've gone out with a group of people you barely know and talked to them as if they were your best friends.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Which happened today! //_^

You haven't lived until you've found a way to make the most innocent of phrases and made it full of sexual inneundo

We live fully pretty much every day, then.

You haven't lived until your friends have done a meticulous examination of your previous romantic affairs....
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Also kinda happened today.

You haven't lived until you seem to fullful an fantasy that your gf gets from seeing a scene in a movie.

You have no idea.

You haven't lived until you've jumped headfirst into a cardboard box.

You haven't lived until you've actually lived in a cardboard box for a week while in your house and the box is better then your actually house.

You haven't lived until you've lived in a multi-room cardboard fort built in the middle of your living room.

You haven't lived until you've had sex in a cardboard box

You haven't lived until you've talked about and visualized your friend's 100-persons orgy in the cafeteria.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- The mental images shall stay forever.

You haven't lived until you've actually tried to get such conversations to go further then they were ment to probably go.

You haven't lived until you've cybered.

You haven't lived until you've found a way to cyber with mulitple people at the same time and not screw up their names.

You haven't lived until you've had an existential moment over a comment on someone's Deviant Art profile.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- And not one of the GOOD kinds of existential moments.

You haven't lived until you've watched that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer christmas special with all the knowledge you have and realised how damn all around politically incorrect it is.

You haven't lived until you've watched any movie and pointed out the incorrectness of some of the causes of explosion.

You haven't lived until you've watched Nutcracker in a theater and made constant commentary.

YOu haven't lived until you've been nutcrackered.. if you are a guy you get it.