You haven't lived until...

(THAT'S US)

You haven't lived until you've forgotten to hit caps lock and your friends ask why you're yelling.

You haven't lived until you've seen a kid's cartoon with a cross dressing character into bestiality.
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<em>AzurEMerald</em>- Weird.

You haven't lived until every one of your friends has been sexually harassed by you on some level.

(Have I?)

You haven't lived until you've locked yourself out of the house and had to pee realllly badly.

((
Hmm.....

I think the only female one missing is Sarah.

I'll do it tomorrow //_^
))

You haven't lived until you've danced in your underwear to ridiculous music
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<em>AzurEMerald</em>- Hello, Mrs. Valentine.

You haven't lived until you've pissed yourself on your own front porch cause you couldn't get to the key fast enough.

You haven't lived until you've pissed yourself in public with your friends with no way to get to a bathroom.

Repeatedly.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Why do you all have to make me laugh so much?

You haven't lived until you've pissed yourself because you got lost on the way to the bathroom.

You haven't lived until you've been in the wrong sex's bathroom and the only reason you figured out your mistake is because you met these small seven year old kids who then proceeded to lecture you on it.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- And now I'm paranoid....

You haven't lived until you almost walk into the female changing rooms.

I see no "accidentally" there

You haven't lived until you've had to guard the girl's bathroom because there were guys in there.

You haven't lived until you've had to cover your girlfriend while she changed shirt.

You haven't lived until you have gotten lost in a supermarket.

And you are over 10 years old.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Seriously.

You haven't lived until you've gotten lost in Hot Topic.

You haven't lived until you've gone around the mall singing karaoke and groping your friends through every store.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- It's so sad that that day had to finish so early.....

You haven't lived until you've been called "the girl who cried rape"

You haven't lived until you've been incriminated by the girl who cries rape, who caused a league of mall cops to tackle you down and inspect you for half an hour while everyone else just watches.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Medically speaking, you're adorable.

That never happened!

You haven't lived until you've had your air replaced by a cat face... 30 times a night.

I know that it never happened.

I just felt that I wouldn't have that opportunity again.

You haven't lived until you take on two extra classes for absolutely no reason other than the fact that you want to.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Maybe I'm some kind of masochist....

You haven't lived until you've gone a day without sitting.

Is that even possible?
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- But I have to focus on my homework....

Yes it is possible..

You haven't lived until you've found away to self pleasure yourself more then should probably be done.

You haven't lived until you've completely eliminated your sex drive
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Hopefully, none of us will fully, fully live.

You haven't lived until you've choreographed a dirty dance.

You haven't lived until you've caused your ex-girlfriend a great desire to orgasm.

In the middle of your English class.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Don't ask. Specially not you.