Epic Battle: Lari vs Curly

It's me and Curly's cartoon as an RPG! XD
It's just us fighting over Jasper...'cause we're that cool. Other people can join at any time.
Bios:
Lari:
Age: 15
Lari can spell, and admits Curly is probably smarter. Though she hasn't liked Jasper as long, she does have one thing in her favor: the fact that Jazz likes her best. Lari shall win this bitch fight!
Curly:
Age: 14
Curly is naive and can't spell, but she is definitely the smarter of the two sisters. Curly has liked Jasper longer (being the one who converted Lari in the first place), however she is in a relationship with her Secret Agent Lover Man (SALM). She will win this bitch fight though!

"Curly, guess what?" Lari said as she snuck up behind Curly.
"What, Lari?"
"Jasper Hale joined N&G!" the older sister cried.
"Yey!" the two sister happy danced. "Now I can get Jazz, too!" Curly cheered.
"Um, no, he's mine," Lari glared.
"NO, mine!" Curly countered.
"Oh, wanna go, girlfriend?" Lari asked as she got out her red light saber.

Nefnee:
Age: 15
Part: Announcer
Nefnee is Lari's twinny and Curly's big sister. She thinks the cause is stupid but is amused when watching her sisses fight.

"Oh yeah, this is gonna be fun! This Starwars themed beginning is great for an awesome, entertaining EPIC BATTLE between jealous sisters!" Nefnee shouted through the rolled-up piece of paper.

Curly cracked her knuckles and got the fight started.
"yo mommas so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifegaurd!"

"Yeah? Well, yo momma's so stupid, she studied for a drug test!" Lari grinned.

"Some wonderful 'yo momma' jokes, ladies and... WE NEED AN AUDIENCE!" cried Nefnee, heartbroken that there wasn't anyone to listen to her.

"Yeah, but you're the ref. You know exactly what's going on," Nefnee replied, noticing Lari and Curly looking at her and realizing that she had the megaphone on. (And, yes. Nefnee carries a megaphone around with her.)

Lari went over to Nefnee. "Why don't you send a mass PM around to everyone? You can do that, you know," she said, sick of Nefnee's complaining. "If we can get Alex and Shane in here, they'd provide a witty spectator's commentary. Maybe not Jasper, I dunn think he'd approve of me fighting over him..." Lari's voice trailed off, thinking of the last time she fought someone over him.(It was an epic failure... -cries-) "Then again, the more the merrier, right?" she grinned.

Curly snapped her fingers to redivert everyones attention back to the bitch fight
" Can we PLEASE continue"

"Oh, right..." Lari remembered the fight. "Yes, let's!" she drew her light saber. "Bring it, girlfriend!"

Curly yawned, bored and snapped her fingers.
A huge piano fell from the ceiling right above Lari.
SMASH, it broke into a million peices... 2 inches away from Lari.
" Ha, missed me!" she cried.
Cruly yawned and snapped her fingers again, a rubber duck fell from the ceiling and hit Lari squarely on the noggin killing her instantly

Lari died. And no one cared....

"Don't worry, she dies all the time," Nefnee said, then remembered her megaphone. "DON'T WORRY, SHE DIES ALL THE TIME," she said through it. "NOW IF ONLY THERE WAS A REASON TO USE THIS THING," she added.
"Gah!" Charli clutched her ringing ear.
"BUS DRIVER... MOVE THAT BUS!!!"
"Nefnee! What about-"
But then Nefnee began to beatbox through the megaphone.
"NEFNEE! WHAT ABOUT LARI?!"
"WHAT?" Nefnee pointed the megaphone right in Charli face.

Lari's spirit floated out of her body. "Huh...I'm a ghost..." she observed as she looked down at her corpse. Then the realization hit her. "Aw crap! Jasper's gonna get ticked! I promised I wouldn't die anymore!" she exclaimed, then paced anxiously in mid-air. "How will this fight continue? If I'm dead..." then Lari noticed the small people running at her. "AW SNAP, IT'S HOBBITS!" Lari screamed as she flew away from them.

"Fine," Lari said depressedly as she flew back into the ring. "What're you going to do with my dead body?"

Curly scowled, "hey you good for nothing hobbits, you should be cheering for me!!"
Curlys cheering section responded with a rousing cheer and began to attack lari's hobbits.
"IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A BRAWL IN THE STANDS" Nefnee boomed stating the obvious
"OUCH, that was my ear" Charli cried, she pulled out her wistle and blew it in Nefnee's ear, " How do you like it?!?"
"My ear" Nefnee shreiked and pounced on Charli.
Curly and Lari stared at each other as the cheering sections , the ref, and the announcer fought around them.
" I thought this was supposed to be our bitch fight" Lari said miffed
" me too" curly said.

"EVERYONE SHUT UP AND FOCUS ON US!" Curly screeched as Lari nodded, still a ghostie.
"Yes, we need to decide who gets Jasper," Lari agreed. "Shall we continue?"

Lari the Ghostie then glanced over at the Hobbits who were holding her corpse. (OOC: <---'Cause Crystal told me to, and she has an afro and she is black. DIRECT QUOTE! XD)
"Don't break anything, otay?" she told them. "I still wish to be resurrected, even though SOMEONE isn't here," she said, hoping that SOMEONE would get the hint and join this RPG. Then, Lari got out her lightsaber and got into fight stance, but blinked. "Wait---who won round 1? And how can we continue, I'm already dead..."
"So technically, I win!" Curly happy danced.
"No way!" Lari objected. "I'll find a way to continue this battle..."

Curly fake grabbed her lightsaber, but instead grabbed... a vacum
"psych bitch!!" culry cried stealing a line from homie A who will probably kill her later for it.
she turned on the vacum and began to suck up Lari's ghostly body