The Wedding

Nefnee smiled.
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
Nefnee had out what looked like a giant remote. "THE RECEPTION IS IN THE GREENHOUSE!" she cried, then turned the music back up.
"What is that?!" Curly turned around and pointed at the remote.
"It controls the house. A portable version of the crazy guy's panel from last year. I updated it a bit," Nefnee replied.
"But I thought you were dumb."

"Eh nothing a little instruction manual can't fix" Zerb said holding up and manual for the control panel that he had found awhile ago and copied for Curly's use, having over heard the comments between Curly and Nefnee.

Lari smiled dreamily as she kissed Jasper back, then she turned to her younger sisters. "Curls, Nef isn't stupid," she gently scolded the youngest Norris girl.

Zerb headed to the reception. "So where is the food? I'm hungry.. anyway I'll be eating food, since my lover doesn't get on this site." Zerb said slightly emo like.

"No! You're gonna dance! Hear the song?" Nefnee growled. "AND PEOPLE, I DON'T WANT EVERYONE GRINDING! At least do some real dancing, even dirty dancing." As she finished this, Mercutio appeared behind her and glomped her. "CUSHIE! PETER PAN! ROME!" she cried as a whole bunch of dudes ran up to her.

"Rome? You mean as in my Romeo Montague?" Lari's tone was icy and sharp.
"Aw come on, you have Jazz now!" Nefnee countered.
"Yes, but...aw snap," Lari moaned, then huddled with Nefnee. "He was mine, sister! You broke the sisterly trust by stealing my man!" she whispered viciously. Then she straightened up, a smile frozen on her face. "Shall we dance?" she asked Jasper as she led him out to the dance floor, but not after she shot a venomous look at Nefnee. "This. Is. Not. Over," she hissed at Nef as she passed her twin.

"Gosh she's moody," Mercutio said, leaning toward Romeo.
"She does know we all lived together for over a year after the phanphic, right?" Romeo whispered to Nefnee.
"Well not now, we haven't written it yet, but she technically should," Nefnee replied. "Ok, boys. Mingle." She swatted them away, then realized she needed someone to dance with and she already shooed her prospects.
"Zerb! What did I just say?! Put down the bowl of cheese curls and dance!" She walked over to him.
"Whaifeyedunwanna?" Zerb said with a mouthful.
"I'll give you a choice.... dance with me, or dance with Cushie."
Zerb looked over at the flamboyant blond, and back at her. He then quickly put the bowl down and followed Nefnee.

This was when Lari snapped. Striding over to Mercutio, she made sure Nefnee was watching before...
"LARISSA GENEVIEVE NORRIS, YOU BETTER QUIT MAKING OUT WITH MY MAN!" Nefnee roared as she watched Lari make out with Mercutio.
Lari pulled herself away from Cushie. "Yep, that kinda makes up for the months of heartache before meeting Jazz," she smirked, then walked over to her new husband. "Honey, I'm sorry about that. Please forgive me?" she asked as she kissed Jasper lightly on the cheek.

Mercutio just stood and gawked.
"OHHHHHH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!" Nefnee yelled. "One sec, Zerb. Here's Curly."
Nefnee ran up to Lari, about to hit her head off, then stopped. She pointed at Jasper.
"How can you take that from her?" she asked. He said noting, but his eyes answered. Nefnee grabbed his arm and took him to the side.
"What are you doing with my husband?!" Lari screamed as she followed.
"Back off or I kiss him!" Nefnee hissed.

"You wouldn't!" Lari gasped, then grabbed Mercutio. "If you kiss Jasper, I will do much worse with Cushie," she threatened.

"Ok we switch," Nefnee answered. "On three. Ready? One... two..."

Lari tilted her head to one side. "How do I know you'll give him back on three?" she asked skeptically. "You did break the sisterly trust.."

"Trust me. I don't want Jasper. Just give me Cushie and we're good."

"Fine," Lari sighed as she handed over Mercutio.

"Good." Nefnee turned to Cushie and whispered, "That bitch did that just to piss me off."
"You shouldn't have reacted. That's just what she wanted."
"I know. And you know usually I wouldn't mind too much, ya know?"
"I know."
"This is getting awkward. I think Jazz should be pissed though." Nefnee looked over at him.
"He's hot," Mercutio smiled.

Lari ignored the whispering and went back to Jasper. "Are you alright? I'm so sorry, that was stupid and childish and I dunno what came over me..." she hugged him. "Forgive me?"
Then she noticed Mercutio staring at Jasper. "Cushie, darling, what happens when you ogle my Jazz? We've discussed this before..."
"Um, not to unless I wanna be castrated?"
"Exactly."

"Geez..." Nefnee raised her eyebrow.
She looked around to see what was going on. Canadian Idiot was playing, because Nefnee let Lari choose many of the songs. Zerb was back at the snack table. Nefnee scrunched her face, trying to have an idea. Then she got one.

"Oh snap, Nef's having an idea..." Lari's eyes widened in fear, then she tried to ignore it and just dance along with the lovely tones of Weird Al.

Nefnee whispered in Mercutio's ear, then looked at her remote. She then tossed it to Zerb and cleared the dance floor.
Work it, make it, do it,
Makes us harder, better, faster, stronger!
Nefnee and Mercutio began to crump, taking turns.
N- n- now th- that don't kill me
Can only make me stronger
I need you to hurry up now
'cause I can't wait much longer
I know I got to be right now
'cause I can't get much wronger
Man I've been waitin' all night now
That's how long I've been on you
I need you right now
I need you right now
They obviously learned the dance previously. They faced one direction and began to dance the elaborate hiphop dance in sync.

"Sorry, I don't dance hip-hop. I ballroom," Lari explained as she began a very elaborate, elegant waltz with Jasper, kind of clashing with the music, but not really caring.

Seeing Lari's attempt, Nefnee grinned at Cushie.
She then slid to her knees and began to break dance.
When the chorus came back, Cushie jumped over her with a front flip.
Nefnee moved back as Cushie moved to one side.
Cushie then flipped from one side of the room to the other, straight towards Lari and Jasper.
Front handspring, aerial, back handspring, back handspring, back handspring, backflip, front handspring.
He almost ran right into Jasper, stopped suddenly and winked, then flipped back to the center.
"Damn what the hell is this?" Zerb muttered.

"Nef, shouldn't you control your boyfriend?" Lari facepalmed, but still continued her waltz. "And Zerb, good question..."

"Ok lets take them home," Nefnee grinned.
"Dibs on Jasper."
Nefnee and Cushie finished their song and looked around.
"Ok that's enough for one night," Nefnee said, patting Cushie's back and panting.
"I'm very energetic tonight. Hope you get a second-"
"Don't even finish that sentance."
Romeo walked up to them. "That was pretty epic."

"Come on, Jasper, we're gonna miss our flight," Lari said as she pulled Jazz away from Mercutio's watchful eyes. "Nef, calm Cushie down, I don't want him to show up at our honeymoon," Lari warned.

"Cushie, cmon. Lari wants you to stop hitting on her husband. I find it amusing but you know her," Nefnee said as she began to walk away. "OMFG! Bowls of chocolate!" Nefnee ran up to the tables.