The Wedding

"Oh," Lari said quietly, then, "I'm not a bitch!" she sobbed.

"Charli," Zerb said stepping out of the car when they got to the house, "I was at the party cause I was called to do clean up duty afterwards by Nefnee, so don't worry. It's not like I was there to have sex with any of you." He said muttering another sentence under his breath after that one.

(OOC: They were in the house already, Yeti.)

"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" Lari heard Charli screech. "Oh good, Char's here," she smiled, then let Mo finish doing her makeup.

"Oh don't worry Charli, I'll probably kill Glen for you." Zerb said glaring at Glen

"Suck my cock!" Glen said "Right there suck it."

"Fuck you." Zerb said making the up yours motion he was known for doing at Glen.
"Anyway I'll be around not like any of you will need me but give me a call when you guys need me to drive back cause I've got the keys, and I will press charges if any of you break into my car." Zerb said before walking off.

"STOP FIGHTING!" Lari screeched as she emerged from her dressing room.
"Lari, what about letting Jasper see you?" Nefnee asked, alarmed.
"Whatever!" Lari stormed off, away from the wedding. "Like anyone's even here! We have Charli, and Yeti posting, and THAT'S IT!" she went slightly insane.

"LARI!!!!" shouted Scarlet. "Am I late?! PLEASE tell me I'm not late!" Scarlet was dressed in a long flowie purple dress and had a purse on her sholder that was a bright green that vaugly looked like a messenger bag. She opened the bag as she ran up to Lari and said "here wedding gift AND a birthday present. Congrats, and happy b-day!"

"Um, thanks Scar. What is it?" Lari asked as she gingerly shook the box. "And no, you're not late, but Jazz is. So I'm running away to marry Bob. Wanna come with?" she teased.

"Oh good I'm not late... Bob? seriously? wait .... whos bob? oh umm.... I can't remember what it is.... so .... um guess you'll just have to open it. ...hmmm nope can't remember...Why don't you call Jazz before you run off to meet bob? I was almost late because I thought you'd have it at the church... when no one was there I figured 'she went with the haunted house instead...shoot i'm late' so maybe he thought the same...." Scarlet paused and took a few very deep breaths

Lari thought a moment, then got out her cell phone and dialed a number. After a tense 5 minutes, she got voicemail. She hung up, hurt.
"Yeah, I'm going to marry Bob if Jazz isn't here soon (like by the end of the month)," Lari decided, then hugged Scarlet. "Thanks for helping me with this horrible dilemma."
Then Lari burst into hysterical tears, as was her custom.

Scarlet sighs as was her custom and patted Lari on the back. "Why don't you open your presents?" She asked reminding and destracting a still upset Lari. Scarlet still couldn't remember what was in the boxes or how they got in her bag...as with soooo many other things involving her bag, but it was sure to be exactly the thing Lari needed.

"I'm here." said Jasper "I'm so sorry that I'm really late. Lari, I'm really sorry."

Lari cheered up almost instantaneously. "Jazz!" she cried as she tackle-hugged him, then gasped. "No! You can't see me before the wedding!" she wailed as she ran off into the back room with Scarlet. "You saw nothing!" her voice could be heard.

Curly burst in wearing her dress her fairy wings sticking out the carefully cut out slits.
"Oh good, Jasper's here. Now where are daddy, kevinin alfonzo and everyone else, when is this freaking wedding goingo to start anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!" curly shouted

Then Chuck Norris and Alfonzo appeared.
"Can we start now?" Lari asked impatiently.

"I guess we can.. so where is the preist?" Zerb asked looking around. "Unless we are suddenly going to be on a boat 3 miles in international waters with the Captain doing the ceremony." Zerb said with high doubt in his voice.

Then Romeo walked in, towing Friar Laurence with him.
"Ro-Ro!" Lari cried happily as she tackle hugged Romeo. "Um...I meant.."
"HEY LOOK, A SQUIRREL!" Nefnee screamed, changing the topic tactfully.

"Haha" Japser laughed, then he went off to get ready for the wedding.

Lari sat next to Scarlet in the backroom, hyperactively bouncing up and down in her chair.
"Lari, how much coffee have you had?" she asked.
"None..." Lari blushed sheepishly, then pouted adorably. "What's taking the guys so long to get ready?"

"Okay Lari calm down. Breath, relax. Everything is going according to plan, nearly everyone and everything is in place." Scarlet said trying to calm a very aggitated Lari down and stop her from bouncing as people like that made her nervouse as if, if she were standing in the wrong place she would get knocked over.

"NEARLY? What do you mean by nearly, Scar?" Lari flipped. "What's wrong?" she began her hysterics anew, sobbing and crying and whatnot.
"No! Um, don't cry, you'll ruin your make-up!" Scarlet pleaded.
"Fine," Lari sniffled as she blotted her tears away. "D'you think this wedding will start soon? It's been quite a while..." she pondered as she reapplied her make-up. "Pretty?"
"Yes," Scarlet rolled her eyes.

"yes we can begin whenever you'er ready remember that this is your wedding. I guess it's Jasper's too but your the one who spent all the coffee fuled hours planning it..." Scarlet shook her head and rolled her eyes at the memory of a coffee fuled Lari bouncing off the walls.

Nefnee began to become very bored with her ADD and suddenly jumped up.
"TEXT ME WHEN IT'S TIME!!"
With that, she rushed out of the room.