The Wedding

Subject: Re: The Wedding 10/27/2008, 3:33 pm

"Here you go," Lari handed Mo a red ballpoint. "Why is he in Texas?"

Subject: Re: The Wedding 10/27/2008, 3:36 pm

Mo handed the pen back to Lari, since she had been writing in purple.
"I don't know, some city complaining that their village idiot is running the country... Does anyone have a purple pen?" She asked the audience.

Subject: Re: The Wedding 10/27/2008, 3:37 pm

"What's wrong with red?" Lari asked, hurt, then got out her magical purse and pulled out a purple pen. "Happy now?" she handed it to Mo.

Subject: Re: The Wedding 10/27/2008, 3:38 pm

Mo smiled at Lari and gave her a cookie.
"I can't use a red pen if I had just been using purple silly!"

Subject: Re: The Wedding 10/27/2008, 3:42 pm

"Whatever," Lari rolled her eyes in exasperation. "Can we just get this whole planning session over with?"

Subject: Re: The Wedding 10/27/2008, 7:10 pm

Anna plopped down in a seat, taking off her earphones. She rested her head on her arm, her elbow resting on the armchair. She frown, thinking. "What kind of cake shall be there?"

Subject: Re: The Wedding 10/28/2008, 3:14 pm

"Chocolate," Lari said. This seemed to excite Curly geatly.
"CHOCOLATE!" Curly said, attempting to tackle Lari.
"GET OFF ME!" Lari shrieked.

Subject: Re: The Wedding 10/28/2008, 3:33 pm

Kat grinned.
"CHOCOLATE! *ahem* Chocolate it is then..."
She jotted this down on her organized notepad.

Subject: Re: The Wedding 10/28/2008, 3:36 pm

"Anything else? Because I'm going to go to bed," Lari said, glancing at her watch which read that it was approaching midnight.

Subject: Re: The Wedding 10/28/2008, 3:41 pm

Kat checked her notebook.
"Nope, I think we're about done..."

Subject: Re: The Wedding 10/28/2008, 3:44 pm

"Well, goodnight everyone!" Lari said cheerfully as she hugged everyone, then kissed Jasper.

The Day Of The Wedding...

Lari was woken up by a loud noise. "The frick is going on?" she growled.

MWUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! I AM THE EVIL SPIRIT WHO IS NOW OVVERTAKING lARI! eVIL DO YOU HEAR ME!!!!!!! EEEEVVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please disregard the previous rant. This is Lari talking now, go about your RPG. Very Happy

Subject: Re: The Wedding 10/30/2008, 7:10 pm

Anna used magic to put up the decorations (cause in RPGs, anything can happen). After taking a jug of wine with her, she disappeared into the shadows.

Subject: Re: The Wedding 10/30/2008, 8:23 pm

Nefnee ran in with three black dresses.
One had silver spider web print and she handed that one to Mo.
Another one had two slits in the back and she handed that one to Curly. (curly has wings here)
And the last one had black and white striped sleeves, and Nefnee threw it around as if she hoped it would fly.

Subject: Re: The Wedding 11/1/2008, 9:43 pm

At that moment, Charli burst in wearing a simple but sexy black suit, the camisole she wore beneath the jack almost indecently low cut. "Forget about me, bitches?" she laughed on a complete buzz from the new energy drink she had tried before coming here. "We decided at the bachelorette party that I would do the music. A rounded up someone to help, and I swear, Lari will love the song we're singing after the vows. Oh, by the way, about that party... Has anyone seen a purple thong anywhere...?"

Subject: Re: The Wedding 11/1/2008, 11:55 pm

"To hell with this, I'm the only guy who posts around her. Oh and your thong Charli? It was behind a couch or something so here it is." Zerb said giving Charli a box that contained the item she talked about. "Go ahead and slap me cause I know you will anyway." He said.

Subject: Re: The Wedding 11/2/2008, 12:04 am

"YO HO BITCHES! Wait, who's the groom again?" Nefnee mumbled, obviously having a hangover.

Subject: Re: The Wedding 11/2/2008, 11:15 am

"Why were you at the bachelorette party...?" Charli asked Zerb making a face like this o.O as her partner, Glen, walked in wearing ratty old jeans and a shirt with a cross that read "This shirt is illegal in some countries."
"Glen!" Charli spazzed. "What are you wearing?! This is a church!"
"I always wear stuff like this to church," he shrugged.
"Go change!" Charli screamed, pelting a suit at him.

Subject: Re: The Wedding 11/2/2008, 1:45 pm

"The hell?" Lari asked again, somewhat frightened. Then after a quick glance at her watch, "WE NEED TO GET TO THE CHURCH!!"

Subject: Re: The Wedding 11/2/2008, 3:06 pm

"Whatever happened to getting married in the haunted house we discovered last year?" Nefnee yawned. "Whoa what happened last night? Zerb mah man, you can't sneak into the bachelorette party. How did I get here? Oh wait I remember calling you when I was still sober. Maybe thats how I got home. Where are my presents?"

Subject: Re: The Wedding 11/3/2008, 4:15 pm

"Haunted house, church, whatever, I'm going to be 15 minutes late to my own wedding!" Lari wailed like a banshee. "What'm I going to do?"

Subject: Re: The Wedding 11/3/2008, 4:18 pm

"Damn. Zerb, you're driving, right?" Nefnee shuffled to the front door. "Or yeah... of course the haunted house is just down the street. I still like your car so you're driving us down the street." She pulled open the door and the group followed.

Subject: Re: The Wedding 11/3/2008, 4:20 pm

After a very uneventful car drive, our group of heroes arrived at the haunted mansion, where Lari was ushered to the back room by her loving sisters who were dying to make her look pretty.

Subject: Re: The Wedding 11/3/2008, 4:24 pm

"Pishaw. All I know about is eyeliner, you're on your own." Nefnee walked out to check on everything else.
She ran into Friar Laurence, who began to ask many confusing questions. "I don't know, ask Mo."
She then climbed the creeky stairs to the second floor and after many hallways found a room which contained the panel that controlled and looked upon the house. "Sweeeet."

Subject: Re: The Wedding 11/3/2008, 4:27 pm

Lari began to hyperventilate. "Ohmygodohmygodohmygod!" she moaned into her hands as she collapsed into a chair.
"Lari, are you on caffeine again?" Mo asked.
"...Yes..." she admitted meekly.

Subject: Re: The Wedding 11/3/2008, 4:28 pm

"What's the problem, Lari?" Nefnee's voice came out of nowhere.
"AHHH THE VOICES IN MY HEAD SOUND LIKE NEFNEE!!!" Lari cried.
"NO BITCH, I FOUND THE CONTROLS! I'm upstairs."