The Wedding

Jasper was ready for the wedding but at the same time he was nervous. "I can't wait to see Lari" Jasper said "I wonder what she is doing, mabey she is as nervous as I am"

Lari got out her cell phone and began to text Charli, telling her to start the music, which began promptly.
"Now we can start," Lari smiled innocently, then went back to biting her lip nervously. "WAIT! We need Nef!" she shrieked as she got out her phone a second time and began her furious texting anew. "Otay, I think we're good now," Lari exhaled as Nef reentered the room. "Now get out there so I can begin my walk!" she pushed everyone except the bridesmaids and Chuck Norris out of the room.

Lari paled, and grabbed Chuck Norris' arm as they walked down the aisle after Nefnee. She saw Jasper at the other end of the aisle, and suddenly felt the need to run to him. It was all she could do to stay in tempo with the music.

"Left... left... left..." Nefnee began to whisper.
She noticed her boys waving to her from her left. With a quick wink she walked past them and crossed her eyes at Friar Laurence.
"Hey... left.. left.. lef- EEK!" Nefnee suddenly jumped and blushed, knowing her twinny would get mad at her for having her cell phone on her.
"WTF?" Zerb mumbled under his breath.
"Sorry," Nefnee sighed as they parted.

As Lari finally made it to the front, she hugged Chuck Norris goodbye and glomped Jasper.
Nefnee looked over at the guests, seeing many people from past fanfictions. Romeo, Mercutio, PETER PAN, Erik and Christine, Willow and Jon Darrow, Annie, Shemp, Alfonzo...
She twitched, motioning the camera man to point at Lari and Jasper, and secretly pulled out the cell phone.

Nefnee violenly texted half the people on the left side, and dropped her phone. It slid all the way to Jon Darrow's feet, just as he was sitting down.
"Uh oh..." Nefnee mouthed, "NO!"
Friar Laurence began, and Nefnee looked over to Lari, seeing Jasper raising his eyebrow at Nefnee.

"What the hell Glen? Get off I was already playing the organ you numbnut." Zerb said shoving Glen back to a pew and then wonders how the hell Jon Darrow is the preist...

"There is no fucking way.."

(OOC: Glen is playing, you are best man, jon Darrow is in the audience or whatever you call it, friar laurence is priest)

"NEFNEE NYMPHADORA NORRIS! How dare you text at my wedding?!? You could've at least been discreet about it!" Lari scolded as she noticed the guests. "And another thing, how many of my old love affairs are in here?" she asked as she noticed Gerry, Erik, Romeo, Shemp, Robin, and Jack Sparrow. "Ugh...continue, love," she told Friar Laurence, who nodded and went on with the wedding. "Any other distractions, and I will hurt you," Lari smiled sweetly at all the guests, then turned back to Friar Laurence.

(And it seems as though I double-posted. Was there not another post between mine?)

(I'ma going to kill Charli then.. cause she confused the hell out of me with her post.. gah)

(-sighs- Make nice, children...)
Friar Laurence droned on and on, and Lari began to get sleepy. That is, until...
"Larissa Genevieve Norris, do you take this man to be your husband, to have and to hold, in sickness or in health blah blah blah blah (Lari dunno the words...)?"
"I do," Lari smiled.
"And do you, Jasper Hale, take this woman to be your wife, to have and to hold, in sickness or in health blah blah blah blah (still dunno the words!)?" inquired the friar.

"Finally." Zerb whispered under his breath about to pass out from the heat, he was always uncomfortably warm anyway usually regardless of what he was wearing.

"Glen will never learn" Zerb said rolling his eyes at Glen and chuckling at Charli's usually response to something Glen does to piss her off.

Lari tore herself away from Jasper, blushing happily. "Let's go on to the reception!" she declared.

"Wait! Jazz never said yes!" Sarah burst in, crashing the wedding.

"Yes he did, he obviously said it via another person." Zerb said wanting Lari's craziness back but figured marriage had already made her normal none crazy person.. so he was just waiting for the first kid to do that job for him.

"No, he didn't," Sarah crossed her arms angrily.
"Sarah, back off!" Lari rolled her eyes.

"You're just jealous," Lari stuck out her tongue at her other twin.

"More then likely she is Jealous about you marrying Jasper." Zerb said in agreement.

"OH MY GOD! Can't we just get this over with?! Friar Laurence, my friend..." Nefnee nodded toward the priest.
"Yes, um. Jasper? Do you say 'I do'?" he asked Jazz.

"Cheese-it people, lets get it over with already I'm hungry." Zerb said as a loud growl came from his stomach.

" I do" said Jasper, then pulled Lari to him and kissed her.