The Family

The Norris Family finally has an RPG! ^_^

Name: Lari Hale
Age: 15
Relationships: Middle Norris sister, daughter of Chuck Norris, wife of Jasper.

Will start once more people join!

Name: Nefnee Norris
Age: 15
Relationships: Middle Norris sister, daughter of Chuck Norris, twinny of Lari, owned by Zerb's girlfriend

Name: Jasper Hale
Age: 15
Relationships: Husband of Lari

(if any of you watch Walker Texas Ranger you would know there is an Aaron Norris apparently, but hmm maybe I should talk to Lari to see if my explination works and qualifies to be part of this)

(You're just trying to prove you're Chuck Norris, Yeti. But sure, join us! All the other Norrises kind of don't come on anymore...I plan to rectify this...)

(You're God. So how would you make yoursef related to us?)

(NO! Nef, quit trying to rearrange our family! Chuck Norris is God is also Satan. And Chuck Norris is our father, and Mo is princess of hell. If you don't stop trying to change this, we might disown you.)

Name: Chuck Norris
Age: 45
Relationship: Father of the norris family.

(We have four people. That's as good as it's gonna get, considering Mo and Curly never come on here anymore. Who wants to start?)

(Well excuse me? I'm not arranging anything, you are. Satan is Eric. Jesus is Jesus. And Yeti had proclaimed himself God. Chuck Norris is the Creator. Chuck Norris is above God.)

(No, you're rearranging the Family we had set up last year. Mo and I will smack you down if you keep saying that God, Satan, and Chuck Norris are three different people. They're not. They're all Chuck Norris.)

(omg children.. if you knew anything you would now, that Chuck norris is god and satan.. you need to talk these things out and if this continues I'm going to send you both to your rooms without dinner!)

(She started it! XD)

(I don't care who started it.. I'm ending it)

(Fine... -trudges off to my room- Call me when something important happens.)

(ok now you are punishing yourself cause I never sent you to your room yet)

"No, Dad, I'm going to my room to escape all this," Lari gestured to the drama ensuing. "Let me know when something cool happens, huh?"

"Alright then." Chuck Norris says with a sigh and sits down to read up on his martial arts.

"AND BRUCE LEE IS BETTER THAN YOU!" the elder middle Norris child yelled as she shut her door angrily, perpetually the rebellious teenage daughter.

"Hopefully she will stop being rebellious... but I guess I was like that as a kid once too." Chuck chuckled to himself as he continued to read.

In her room, Lari began to blast her music and read Twilight. Jeez, I need to get out of here, she thought, then decided to go out. Putting on her coat, she very openly walked out the front door, still blasting the music in her room. This'll be so much fun, Lari smirked as she slipped away into the darkness, unknown to Chuck Norris.

"Well I guess I will have to go after her in a few minutes." Chuck sighed to himself as he got up to get his brown leather jacket and cowboy hat, and headed out to his truck to go and look for his daughter Lari.

Wait...Dad is God, so...oh snap! He KNOWS I'm gone! Lari thought as she drove over to her boyfriend Jasper's place.
"Jazz, do you wanna go to Canadia with me?" she asked Jasper. "I'm trying to evade Dad by leaving the country. He's not normal! No matter WHAT I do, he. Won't. Flip. Out. What's the point of being the bad-ass rebellious teen daughter if I can't annoy Dad?!" Lari began to sob, her mission in life pretty much failing.

Chuck didn't understand what he had done to tick his daughter off but was determined to find her and bring her home. No idea knowing what could happen to here this late on the streets.

"better try Jasper's maybe she is there.. and if not maybe he knows where she is." Chuck said as he revved the engine and headed towards Jasper's house.

Lari glanced around her, perfectly aware that Chuck Norris was about to show up at anytime. "Um, nevermind! I'll go alone! Just please don't tell Dad I've been here or where I intend to go, alright?" she kissed Jasper goodbye, then she hopped into her car and sped off insanely fast, hoping she wasn't too slow and she wouldn't get caught.