CYOA: The Adventures Of Ninja Lari

This was an idea I was tossing around with a few of my friends, but wasn't sure how to develop it. So, I'm making a CYOA.

Once upon a time, there was Ninja Lari. On the outside, she was a regular teenage girl, but on the inside, she was..a NINJA! One day (Ninja) Lari decided to go to the mall, but she couldn't decided which store she wanted to go to.
"Hm..." Lari thought, "I wanna go to Borders, because I'm a literate ninja. On the other hand, I wanna go to Icing, because I'm a pretty teenager."

You decide. Should Lari go to:
A. Borders?
or
B. Icing?

AAAAAAAA do not go to the girly store >_>

Borders, definitely.

(Ninja) Lari decided to go to Borders, as she needed to catch up on her reading. She snuck past the security guard and entered the bookshop happily.

Should Lari:
A. Stay on the ground level?
or
B. Go up to the second floor?

second floor most of the good stuff is up there anyway.

...No one else voted? My self esteem is crushed.

B.
-----
<em>AzurEmerald</em>- Update tonight! I promise!

My vote: second floor.

Alrighty then...

Lari decided to go up to the second floor. After a fun ride on the escalator (Whee!), Lari found herself surrounded by...CDs...
"OHMIGAWD IT'S ZAC EFRON!" she screamed in delight, Lari secretly being a Zac Efron fangirl. In her excitement, she managed to fall off the second floor, but fortunately, she was rescued by:

A. Edward Cullen, and bitch slapped by Dr. Phil
B. Emmett Cullen, and laughed at by ninjas
C. Jasper Hale, and bitch slapped by Dr. Phil
D. Carlisle Cullen, and laughed at by ninjas
E. Zac Efron, and bitch slapped by Queen Latifah. XD

Please specify how Lari was rescued and why. (Specify! It's good!)

(Yes, I know she's a freaking ninja, but ZAC EFRON makes her a normal teenage girl, killing the ninja in her temporarily. XD)
If you guys vote fast enough, I'll write in...talking muffins! So vote! k thanks.

Zac Efron's screaming fanclub caught you, and he took you safely down, then Queen Latifah came in and bitch slapped you.

Jasper saved you when he noticed someone falling and didn't want them to get hurt. Then Dr.Phil came in and bitched slapped you for being clumsy.

Haha I love you Nef and Jazz. XD

Can someone else please be the tiebreaker? O.O

Nevermind, I'll just mix and match. This shall be fun...

What are the pairings? Zac Efron/Queen Latifah, and Jasper Hale/Dr. Phil? Oh yes... -evil laughter here-

So, Lari was falling, screaming in terror, blahblahblah, when she got saved by an unknown person. She looked up, wondering why she wasn't dead, when she heard a voice.
"Are you alright?" the blond who had caught her asked.
"...Um, yes," Lari answered uncertainly. Then she recognized the guy. "OHMIGAWD YOU'RE JASPER HALE!" her inner-Twilight fangirl got the better of her.
Then Zac Efron walked up to Lari and bitch-slapped her. "I hate clumsy, screaming fangirls," he muttered under his breath as he walked away.
Lari watched Zac's retreating form, then up at Jasper, then back at Zac.

Decision Time! Should Lari:
A. Follow Zac Efron?
or
B. Stay with Jasper Hale?

Wow...I planned that PERFECTLY! Haha, I'm special. XD

STAY STAY STAY!!!

I take that back! Kick ZAC EFRON then STAY STAY STAY!!!

(Lari Note: Haha, wow, looks like we have a Lari/Jasper shipper here. XD Yey!)

I say follow Zac.. even though I hate it I just want to be different.

I say stay.

Otay then...where were we? -looks over my last post- Oh, right...

Then Zac Efron walked up to Lari and bitch-slapped her. "I hate clumsy, screaming fangirls," he muttered under his breath as he walked away.
Lari watched Zac's retreating form, then up at Jasper, then back at Zac.
"OI! WAIT UP!" she called after Zac.
"Yes?"
Lari promptly kicked him in the shins. "That's for bitch slapping me!"
After this act of violence, Lari then walked back to Jasper.

Waaaaaaaaiiiiiiiit...before I go on, I need to know something....
Is this:
A. Before Lari meets Jasper?
B. After Lari meets Jasper, gets married, etc?
or
C. -insert your response here-?

Because I thought it was before Jazz, Nef thinks it's after we got married, now I'm confuzzled. So I'm letting you guys decide.
And can you guys please give me feedback rather than just voting? It's optional, but I like feedback! ^.^

I say before.

I say it is after she meets Jasper.. but before she marries him.

For all intents and purposes, let's say before, hm?

Then Zac Efron walked up to Lari and bitch-slapped her. "I hate clumsy, screaming fangirls," he muttered under his breath as he walked away.
Lari watched Zac's retreating form, then up at Jasper, then back at Zac.
"OI! WAIT UP!" she called after Zac.
"Yes?"
Lari promptly kicked him in the shins. "That's for bitch slapping me!"
After this act of violence, Lari then walked back to Jasper.
"Hi, I'm Lari Norris," she said as she extended her hand. "And I don't fall from the sky often."
"Hi, I'm Jasper," he replied coolly, shaking Lari's hand.
"Right..." Lari was unusually quiet for a few seconds, processing her situation. Let's see...I fell out of sky, cute guy caught me...it must be Dad aka Chuck Norris aka God, she concluded in her head.
"Um..." Jasper took his hand back from Lari, who was still engrossed in thought.
"Oh, sorry. Sometimes I space out...frequently," she admitted. "So why did you decide to save me? I'm a complete stranger to you."
"I just don't like seeing people get hurt," he shrugged.
"Wait...when I was falling, you were over there," she motioned to a spot six yards away, where a group of Twilight vampires were standing. Then the realization came. "Oh...right."
This was when Alice Cullen decided to show up.
"You're REAL?" Lari's eyes widened.
"Yes, I am, step away from the Jasper before someone gets hurt," Alice smiled sweetly.
Run away, Lari! she thought. No, don't! Bitch fight her, girl! her rebellious side commanded.

So, what shall Lari do?
Will she:
A. Bitch fight Alice for Jasper?
B. Walk away?
or
C. -insert your response here-?

Nefnee: Niceee. I vote A. <---only in this post because she can't get on this site. So she magically AIM votes. XD

I would totally take A.

-groans inwardly- Oh joy, the hard one...

"No." Lari growled at Alice. "Why should I?"
"Because he's mine!"
"He WAS yours, sweetheart."
"Bring it, girlfriend!"
"Oh, 'tis brought!" Then Lari tackled Alice while armed with her red lightsaber. "DIE!"
Alice pushed Lari off her. "Puh-lease. EPIC FAIL!"
Then Lari got out her lighter and torched Alice, effectively ending her.

What should Lari do now?

Then, Alice turns into Alice in Wonderland.

We're all mad here...

But...I...killed...her... (-.-")

I think Lari should now go with Jasper to somewhere.. I don't know where.

Mmm, alright then. I'm like dead tired, so sorry if story quality is shitty.

Lari, having torched Alice Cullen, then turned to Jasper, "Wanna go get coffee?" she asked innocently.
"NO! NOT THE COFFEE!" Emi yelled, running into Border's.
"GO AWAY!" Lari screamed, pushing Emi out of the store. "So...shall we go?" she asked as she held out her hand to Jasper, who readily took it. Then she pulled him off to the cafe in Border's.

Now what do you guys want to happen?
This CYOA is pretty much going to be free response from the readers, and I'll choose the response I like the most. XD I'm lazy, 'tis true. So you guys tell me what's going to happen, and I'll embellish it and make it more drawn out with imagery and diction and whatever else my English teacher talks about.