CYOA: The Adventures Of Ninja Lari

I think that Lari and Jasper get free coffee for being the millionth order of coffee and then umm they also get any book they want for free

No one else? -cries-
I'm going on strike! No more story writing till I get more people! -sits on floor crossly and crosses arms- Yes, I know I'm acting like a 5 year old. No, I don't care about what you think. Yes, I will probably break down and add to the story in a couple of days. But I'd still like more options about where to take this. Pretty please?

hmm maybe there is a reason that people don't get on *stops to think about the possible reasons*

Care to tell me? I'm currently in the dark, about to scream "Screw you all," and turn this site into a Twilight fansite. So, details would be much appreciated before I bring in the screaming fangirls.

well apparently you already done that...hmm *goes to form the underground resistance*

Yes, I did, only without screaming "Screw you all." I decided on the more eloquent "I hate you all, you hate me, so I'll just do whatever the frick I decide." Then Mo came along as was all like "Twilight RP? COOL!"

you did scream screw you all.. you do it every lunch.

Yet I did not scream it in this instant.

no.. not out loud.. but I'm betting on the inside you are screaming fuck you all I hate you go die you a-hole(s)

No, I was screaming "Thou spleeny hedge-born boar-pigs!
Thou rank pale-hearted lewdsters!
Thou warped ill-breeding clotpoles!
Thou dankish milk-livered haggards!
Thou goatish hedge-born bugbears!
Thou waggish rug-headed dogfish!
Thou bootless dog-hearted scullions!
Thou purpled full-gorged whipsters!
Thou weedy half-faced miscreants!
Thou saucy tickle-brained whey-faces!" on the inside.

Because I think in Shakespearean when I'm really mad/upset.