Corrupt a Wish Game!!

Granted but now no one likes you just like no one likes Wu.

I wish I was the valdictorian of the class of 2010

Granted, but you're going to be a virgin until you're 90.

I wish for a bicycle.

Granted but somehow you ride it into a trash compactor.

I wish I could type faster.

Granted, but you make tons of spelling errors.

I wish I could make the thickest, coolest harmony for this song I'm writing.

Granted, but your guitar breaks.

I wish I had unlimited texting!

Granted, but the plan costs $500,000,000 per day.

I wish I had a shovel.

Granted, but then Lari takes it and hits you over the head with it.

I wish that Canadia were a real country
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<em>ShadowPendant</em>- Who doesn't?

granted but it becomes a frozen barren wasteland that no one wants to live on.

I wish the band uniforms didn't have to change.

Granted but half of them fall apart.

I wish my project was done.

granted but it a really badly done project

I wish my teachers didn't give homework over the break.

granted but now you have to go to boarding school


I wish that I could skip over certain parts of a video game when they get annoying

Granted but you don't get a certain needed key to win the game. I lost the game.

I wish I could live with my friends!

Granted but then you guys fight and they move out


I wish my life were more interisting

Granted but now your life becomes just too weird.

I wish I could understand the new color scheme

Granted but you lose your post count.

I wish I had full control of this site.

Granted, but then we rebel.

I wish that Disney Channel's and Nickelodeon's shows didn't suck as much.
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<em>AzurEmerald</em>- What?

Granted but they still suck

I wish they hadn't got rid of cookie monster.

granted but he no longer likes cookies


I wish that they would lower the price of the kindle by $275

Granted but they sell out and go outta business.

I wish I had flash.

Granted but you have the old version.

I wish break wasn't almost over.

Granted but you never see your friends in person again.

I wish I could teleport.

Granted, but then you get put in the body of Hayden Christensen.

I wish that the basis for the RIAA's lawsuits were proved unconstitutional and that one could download without fearing the consequences.
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<em>AzurEmerald</me>- Stupid lawyers....

Granted but then no one makes music cause they don't like not getting money.

I wish we were able to access facebook at school.

Granted but every other good site is blocked.

I wish the school had wifi.

Granted but it is still blocked by the system.

I wish I had a laptop.