Corrupt a Wish Game!!

Granted but you endup loosing control and your minions attack your disorientated body and rip you to pieces

I wish I didn't have to have Mrs Hammond as my teacher

Granted, but I follow to to your new class and bother bother bother you until you crack.

I wish more people would talk on this forum.

granted but the amount of people talking on the forum makes the forum crash and burn

I wish i could ask the girl i like out....

Granted, but you STOP TALKING ABOUT HER.

I wish school was shorter. An hour for each class will do. Then we could get out at noon.

Granted, but then the teen pregnancy rate spikes because kids have nothing better to do.

I wish my parents would take the password off the computer.

Granted, but then your computer crashes.

I wish I was an awesome programmer.

Granted, but then bad people start taking advantage of your skills and you're almost assassinated and you get wrapped up in a fire sale.

I wish I could play piano as well as the Asian prick or the Asian cross-country guy.

Granted, but you soon find out that playing piano is boring to you, and you are forced to play... forever... and ever... and ever...

I wish I was as good a writer as JK Rowling!

Granted, but in a raging fit of jealousy, Ms. Rowling kills you while you're conducting a press conference.

I wish my Eagles would play again sooner.

Granted, but Mr. [bleep] eats you for your fickleness. (Remember how badly you wanted to march with that thing?)

I wish Thai Iced Tea was cheaper.

Granted but then the stock market crashes because no one is buying anything else

I wish there were no more mean people

Granted but then she never pays any attention to you ever again

I wish I knew things about the computer and the internet

Granted, but then flying babies attack you.
I wish I had some coffee.

Granted but nefnee Steals it.

I wish I would turn into a vampire after (a cirtain girl who loves corsettes) Bit me. (suprisingly it didn't hurt after a few seconds...)

I wish I wasn't the only decent person in the low brass

(didn't know cause i'm stupid)

Granted but then then no one hears you at all


I wish I could make decisions

Granted but then there is no real religion for Catholics

I wish religion didn't exist.

Granted but then clarinets would not exist at all.

I wish I could work at renn fest.